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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

recontextualising prince valiant as the adventures of a gay, methed-up biker gang, and not changing a single goddamn thing

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

I'd read it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm thinking about how Peter Jennings got pranked on national TV during that chase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEqV063FBrA
Al Michaels having to butt in and explain how it was a prank.

Ponce de la Phone!

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Drake turning away in disgust:

bike tory posted:

My partner and I got a good laugh out of the Roman Empire one because it turned out to be true.

Drake approving:

Biplane posted:

Yeah, we are all thinking about those beans.

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

Blue Footed Booby posted:

That's a thing that happened, but I have no idea where you might have heard it was the primary driver is biker gangs, vs traumatized young men left adrift by the end of the war seeking something to belong to.

I learned everything I know from the Village People's clandestine homosexual agenda

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

recontextualising prince valiant as the adventures of a gay, methed-up biker gang, and not changing a single goddamn thing

All good stuff though

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

recontextualising prince valiant as the adventures of a gay, methed-up biker gang, and not changing a single goddamn thing

That'd be a pretty rad Valiant Variant. (I don't know if his hair style would work with a motorbike helmet, though.)

John Lee
Mar 2, 2013

A time traveling adventure everyone can enjoy


lol

Women talking to their friends about sex with their SOs:

A: "And, like, if I WANTED to suck his dick, it would have been fine, right? But he was so RUDE about it, it just killed it, you know."

B: "I know! Declan is really into butt stuff recently, and it's not super my thing, but, like, I'm happy to do it as long as he's willing to work with me on the stuff I like, too. He came so hard last time that I was, like, scared, but it was also super neat. Good for him, you know? He blasted cum up to the ceiling.

Men, in an equivalent conversation:

A: "Hey, bro. How's it going?"

B: "Pretty good, pretty good. Just came over here from Sam's house, you remember her."

A: "Yeah, yeah, she's cool.
... You, uh, get on that? You know?"

B: "Well, eh...
...You know it, buddy! Whoo!"

A: "Hell yeah, bro. Nice."

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

My texts with my best friend are just us describing our shits to each other

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

Tree Bucket posted:

That'd be a pretty rad Valiant Variant. (I don't know if his hair style would work with a motorbike helmet, though.)

His hairstyle would work AS a biker helmet.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Biplane posted:

Kirby looking hosed up

Must have been something he ate.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




thehoodie posted:

My texts with my best friend are just us describing our shits to each other

I used to do that years ago, on Snapchat with pics

RoeCocoa
Oct 23, 2010

thehoodie posted:

My texts with my best friend are just us describing our shits to each other

I was thinking "gray, with a pocket, but why wouldn't you just send a picture of that?" and then I noticed that the word was not shirts.

QR Code Geass
Oct 25, 2023

RoeCocoa posted:

I was thinking "gray, with a pocket, but why wouldn't you just send a picture of that?" and then I noticed that the word was not shirts.

It looks like a dishrag? drat I should probably get my liver checked then.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Mike, MIKE! You gotta see this one! There's like 6 different textures and colors in it. Started off with dark, solid thumper. That cleared the way for some overnight-oats looking slurry. Then we get some parti-color dribs and drabs, followed by a topping of Magic-Shell brown sauce. Then a real coiler surrounding the mass, and then the piece de resistance, a final power blast, a real bowl-coater. Hang on, let me get this in HDR.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I made an island!

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Mike, MIKE! You gotta see this one! There's like 6 different textures and colors in it. Started off with dark, solid thumper. That cleared the way for some overnight-oats looking slurry. Then we get some parti-color dribs and drabs, followed by a topping of Magic-Shell brown sauce. Then a real coiler surrounding the mass, and then the piece de resistance, a final power blast, a real bowl-coater. Hang on, let me get this in HDR.

Bristol Scale 8: all the above.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Trabant posted:

The new Roman Empire dropped:

https://i.imgur.com/j3xZATm.mp4

I would probably have ended up captured in Tobruk, same as my grandfather. And that would have been awkward!

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Hyperlynx posted:

I would probably have ended up captured in Tobruk, same as my grandfather. And that would have been awkward!

look you don't gotta go back in time and shoot your own grandfather so you don't exist, you gotta go back in time and gently caress your grandfather so you do exist

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Arivia posted:

look you don't gotta go back in time and shoot your own grandfather so you don't exist, you gotta go back in time and gently caress your grandfather so you do exist

they call this, Doin' The Nasty in the Pasty

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

drat those are cheap demons, mine cost around $20 for a handle or $40 for an 1/8th

generatrix
Aug 8, 2008

Nothing hurts like a scrape

Yeah, they're cheap in October, but then in November the shelters are full of Quazits and Dretches because irresponsible summoners didn't realize how much work a demon is.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Large Testicles posted:

they call this, Doin' The Nasty in the Pasty

Cornish people are ahead of the "times" in this case

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
my favorite early memer was demon lemon

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

my favorite early memer was demon lemon

Lemon Demon is just Neil C right

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
i've never heard of demon demon

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

freeedr posted:

Lemon Demon is just Neil C right

Yep.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

freeedr posted:

Lemon Demon is just Neil C right

P much

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009




I always loved this, that lemon is just happy to be here

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



There was a comedy one shot that Marvel did some years back where someone does a ritual to summon a demon and instead accidentally summons obscure superhero D-Man.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Trabant posted:

The new Roman Empire dropped:

https://i.imgur.com/j3xZATm.mp4

I work with vets and their PTSD and suffer from it myself too. I'd rather no one fantasized about being good at war.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
can you dorks lighten up in the funny photo thread?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Scratch Monkey posted:

can you dorks lighten up in the funny photo thread?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Whoa cat Betty

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Very mad

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Cat Betty never smiled

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


She should smile more

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011





RoeCocoa posted:

I was thinking "gray, with a pocket, but why wouldn't you just send a picture of that?" and then I noticed that the word was not shirts.

Yours have a pocket? That's an impressive skill!

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Was researching ring-cutter tools for use at my work, and I found the Leatherman Raptor Response on Amazon Canada. Seems this tool has some very.... unique properties.

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