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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

That is some especially fresh sausage

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Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Why does it look so much like meat? :gonk:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Kwyndig posted:

Why does it look so much like meat? :gonk:

I have some bad news about what animals are made of

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Kwyndig posted:

Why does it look so much like meat? :gonk:

To be fair, it is made of meat.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Kwyndig posted:

Why does it look so much like meat? :gonk:

He got sick, but now he’s cured.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Dewgy posted:

He got sick, but now he’s cured.

:sbahj:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
never send a lizard thru the event horizon

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Kwyndig posted:

Why does it look so much like meat? :gonk:

Cunning hunting strategy, nobody notices him stealing from the butcher's counter.

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Some talk about non-cute things:
I was worried for a moment that it be McGyver the internet famous red tegu, but doesn't seem like it.
Male red tegus are supposed to have jowls, but McGyver is obese to the point that IIRC some tegu owners would consider it animal abuse.
Unlike bears, some animals just aren't suited for having extra fat, their bodies just can't handle it, which causes health problems. Another example would be possums.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Sound

https://i.imgur.com/Q5BWrFV.mp4

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
My dream cat is one who loves to get played like a drum

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Why does that well-marbled chunk of rump have a tongue?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCiPLwwupA

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

feedmyleg posted:

My dream cat is one who loves to get played like a drum

My friends have a cat named Olivia. She is extremely talkative, large and fluffy, and LOVES when you play bongos on her.

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005



Burgersaurus

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Safari Disco Lion posted:

My friends have a cat named Olivia. She is extremely talkative, large and fluffy, and LOVES when you play bongos on her.

My friend had a cat that we thought was an rear end in a top hat because it would bite you if you pet it.
Turns out it didn't like getting pet gently but LOVED if you wrestled to her and slid her across the floor.
You could suplex her and she'd be nothing but purrs.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://i.imgur.com/SU0lK5k.mp4

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/inkblotistan/status/1717874316682170587

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/H6Egz7a.mp4

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://youtube.com/shorts/KZAKxACwgHk?si=W1klmW-_wzkOBE-Z

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Deep scary voice,”No. Those are my kissies, you may not have them.”

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

Inzombiac posted:

My friend had a cat that we thought was an rear end in a top hat because it would bite you if you pet it.
Turns out it didn't like getting pet gently but LOVED if you wrestled to her and slid her across the floor.
You could suplex her and she'd be nothing but purrs.

My husband's cat likes it when I put a hand on her chest and pin her to the bed. Just all purrs and tail flicks. She's a weird old lady.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

I was thinking "You get to do that like three times before he'll bite you" and, yep.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Perhaps consider not annoying the panther.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
it's not annoyed and they probably know what they're doing

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Regarde Aduck posted:

it's not annoyed and they probably know what they're doing

That is definite cat play mode.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
B I G   O U N C E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuiidjyYCcc&hd=1

Kestral
Nov 24, 2000

Forum Veteran
The propensity of normal-sized cats to just randomly punch holes in your body because you didn’t pet them exactly right would make me extremely hesitant to tease the panther. God what a beautiful animal though.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://i.imgur.com/jYDqA3j.mp4

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/DGoC00G.mp4

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/SHENZHENSAXON/status/1718160085032010201

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

:woof:

https://i.imgur.com/qysxxyo.mp4

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

It told me exactly what to expect but I was still surprised

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Thing I don't like about this video is how they're clearly antagonizing the cat to get it to bark.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Kestral posted:

The propensity of normal-sized cats to just randomly punch holes in your body because you didn’t pet them exactly right would make me extremely hesitant to tease the panther. God what a beautiful animal though.

https://youtu.be/UaZ_jBYBYQA?si=uXB9KD5FLB4QYDl4

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/X5m4vSx.mp4

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

muscles like this! posted:

Thing I don't like about this video is how they're clearly antagonizing the cat to get it to bark.

That looks like a kitten practicing its scary face. It is just replacing what is usually a tiny practice (non-drawn out) spit with a bark. Kittens who feel secure are gonna randomly do that with their humans.

This one doesn’t have sound, but there’s at least one spot where that kitten looks like it’s doing the tiny spit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnk7wCgG_I8

Now I’m just watching videos of cats crabwalking, since that was barking cat’s body language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qnf9nx706w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BSyXixCBE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfx55uI4tYE

Bored has a new favorite as of 21:48 on Oct 28, 2023

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"

Wagyu beef with legs

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.

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Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

muscles like this! posted:

Thing I don't like about this video is how they're clearly antagonizing the cat to get it to bark.

Nah, the kitten is playing. If it was being antagonized, the whiskers would be back and out of the way for biting; they're forward the whole time. It's playing.

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