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Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

By popular demand posted:

Wait isn't that the same company that did this exact thing like a decade ago?
There's a Retsuprae video on it and everything.

Looks like they previously did it with hot underwear models, yeah.

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Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Pap smear blue ribbon

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003


Oh please I could make that at home
*opens bud light, scoops a load of cottage cheese-like buildup from taint*

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Elviscat posted:

That is much worse than that beer made with the brewer's beard yeast.

unsurprisingly the guy who spends all his time in the Rogue brewery had a bunch of Rogue's house strain in his beard so it was literally not different

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Buddy,

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



My Spirit Otter posted:

i dont remember what was omitted, as i read the books like 20+ years ago, but yea, the casting was dogshit. also peter jackson is a loving idiot for carving three movies out of what should have been 2 movies tops. i feel like two 2-2.5 hour movies would have helped dramatically. the pacing was far too slow for three 3 hour movies. also it seemed like every second shot was an establishing shot. we get it, middle earth is supposed to be wondrous and beautiful, but goddamn man, sometimes you can tell and not show.

I know this is old, but I really appreciate this take.

I am a huge fan of the books and have read them a few times. I actually connected to my estranged young son by reading him the hobbit in installments over the phone. Middle Earth is a fantasy I like to think about sometimes.

People like myself and other lovers of the setting love all that lore and buildup...most people don't. Every person I showed the movies to that were not interested in the books when they were younger made the same comment and its the same one you made....."Two long"

Some of the stuff doesn't need to be said.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




Yeah this belongs in the badass thread...cos this is freaking badass

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I like slow things if they're pretty

I see these complaints about slow pacing in LotR and even Star Wars stuff and I wonder what everyone's hurry is

Different strokes I guess

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Kit Walker posted:

Bird spotted

I am, obviously, a malevolent poo poo baby.

I am my avatar. As is everyone else.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Oct 27, 2023

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I was typing something else, but it didn't sit right.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
The IPA folks have gone too far

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
I refuse to look up how much that poo poo costs but I guarantee the answer is both "a lot" and "way too much."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Free is too much

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
As a substitute for incarceration is too much

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

TotalLossBrain posted:

The IPA folks have gone too far

It's
Pussy
Acid

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

It sounds silly but this really does improve the head.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
You guys really should watch the retsupurae video covering the Kickstarter that the pussy beer company did years ago before this. It's completely unhinged.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soOxnqES08U

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
"It's not beer for pussies, it's beer from pussies :smuggo:"

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


"Shut up and drink your pussybeer, pussy."

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i would never drink the pussy beer but the butt beer? sign me up!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That sounds like a lot of work, if I want beer that tastes like rear end I can just go buy an IPA

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


Dick Burglar posted:

"It's not beer for pussies, it's beer from pussies :smuggo:"

There's gonna be a vid of someone opening a bottle with their vagina. Pop!

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Butt Beer

BOOYAH *pop*

have a sip

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BYlRwts.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/I63tMM8.mp4

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Karate Bastard posted:

Free is too much

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




I need to know the context of this...What led up to this

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ManBoyChef posted:

I need to know the context of this...What led up to this

No idea was from an imgur dump. But like poo poo like that leads to road rage shootings.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/dYarJNF.mp4

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!

ManBoyChef posted:

I need to know the context of this...What led up to this

Willing to bet the windshield puncher was being a Karen and/or having a road rage incident and cameraman was mocking his lovely attitude.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

emSparkly posted:

Willing to bet the windshield puncher was being a Karen and/or having a road rage incident and cameraman was mocking his lovely attitude.

looks like he was driving the wrong way, ran into a parked car, and got very mad about it

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Finally some cursed content.

Methylethylaldehyde
Oct 23, 2004

BAKA BAKA

By popular demand posted:

Finally some cursed content.

The cursed part of that content is at least one of those old folks intentionally poo poo or pissed themselves because they didn't want to get up and leave 'their lucky machine'.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Cartoon Man posted:

No idea was from an imgur dump. But like poo poo like that leads to road rage shootings.

Hm potential victim blaming attitude imo. Dude was literally having road rage right there and mocking an rear end in a top hat is always :blessed:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Naa I find old people burning their money for that desperate hit of dopamine plenty cursed already, self defecation is just gravy.
:barf:

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Yeah, for real. There's no need to add an extra gross layer to the already-plenty-disgusting gambling addiction burning through grandma's social security checks.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Methylethylaldehyde posted:

The cursed part of that content is at least one of those old folks intentionally poo poo or pissed themselves because they didn't want to get up and leave 'their lucky machine'.

Of course it's a lucky machine, they don't even have to get up to go to the toilet and people still let them play. Do you know how many mothers have screamed at their kid for doing just that. They're living the dream.

Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001

just look at that fuckin efficiency - you used to have to pull a handle, and deal with coins and poo poo, it took all day to give away your money to the casino

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HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Victory Lap posted:

just look at that fuckin efficiency - you used to have to pull a handle, and deal with coins and poo poo, it took all day to give away your money to the casino

a friend of mine is addicted to mobile slots, like the kind you play on your phone. i showed that to her and she said "don't have to keep tapping the button when you have autoroll". talk about efficiency!

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