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LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was researching ring-cutter tools for use at my work, and I found the Leatherman Raptor Response on Amazon Canada. Seems this tool has some very.... unique properties.



What are talking about? Seems like a perfectly normal Drugs Pesticides Insecticides Cock vagina product, made in Portland.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Link?

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
No matter how bad the problem is, do not use DDT on your vagina cock.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

No matter how bad the problem is, do not use DDT on your vagina cock.

Cock vaginas ONLY!!!

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

No matter how bad the problem is, do not use DDT on your vagina cock.

Best way to take care of the centipedes.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Just search amazon for heroin and morphine, I'm sure that'll won't have any consequences

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Here's the product page. The Crimson and Gray options have normal descriptions, but the crazy one was for the Navy color.

Amazon.ca Leatherman Raptor Response

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


We’ve come a long way from the human/dancer dichotomy

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lemniscate Blue posted:

Best way to take care of the centipedes.

I just use a Free Online Scan for that.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

root beer posted:

We’ve come a long way from the human/dancer dichotomy

really seems more a delineation between Business vs Avant Garde Attire

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I don't know about the cock vagina but one way to smoke opium is to use a ring with a little horn on it to hold a ball of it lit on fire. Maybe an unintended side use for the cutter

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
lmbo this goon doesn't know about the cock vagina

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

That's either a really, really long scarf or a really, really inappropriately deeply cut dress. I'm talking crotch-cleavage here.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I assume it's a cape or cloak

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
That's just a stylized vulva


Maybe a stylish vulva

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/EJL3U9Z.mp4

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

root beer posted:

We’ve come a long way from the human/dancer dichotomy

But they agree that the sign is vital.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Cool runnings but with fierljeppen

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Grendels Dad posted:

That's either a really, really long scarf or a really, really inappropriately deeply cut dress. I'm talking crotch-cleavage here.

It's a bathroom for Jennifer Lopez at the 2000 Grammys.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Scratch Monkey posted:

can you dorks lighten up in the funny photo thread?

:hmmyes: I can never predict what this thread will take at face value.

https://i.imgur.com/4SsebwY.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/xxvUDS5.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/sl89Tv8.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/RstlOBQ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/LO0xQOt.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/sTAnV5z.mp4

stachatoryR
Aug 9, 2004

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Was researching ring-cutter tools for use at my work, and I found the Leatherman Raptor Response on Amazon Canada. Seems this tool has some very.... unique properties.



Same energy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




Scared the soul right out of him.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

I MUST CLEANSE THIS EARTH

MUST

CLEANSE

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/K8BOq40.mp4

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Lol me and every other LA goon could tell you exactly where you are the second you mentioned Chandler.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

kiimo posted:

Lol me and every other LA goon could tell you exactly where you are the second you mentioned Chandler.

Yup

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

You want a Universal Paperclips? Because this is how you get a Universal Paperclips.

Hempuli
Nov 16, 2011




Made years ago by Everdraed for some photoshop thread or another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WaaTGf8eY
Another excellent Hannibal edit from Everdraed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2CZGOsMqTs

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

kiimo posted:

Lol me and every other LA goon could tell you exactly where you are the second you mentioned Chandler.
Also the first version of this joke seemed like a much less obvious setup so there's that

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Hempuli posted:

Made years ago by Everdraed for some photoshop thread or another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87WaaTGf8eY
Another excellent Hannibal edit from Everdraed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2CZGOsMqTs

Lol that owns

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

:krad:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oh cool a sean hannity skull

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

kiimo posted:

Lol me and every other LA goon could tell you exactly where you are the second you mentioned Chandler.

“Could i BE any more findable?!”.

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

“Could i BE any more findable?!”.

doggy doggy what now?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the guy next to him can smell her oval office.
:shrug:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

“Could i BE any more findable?!”.

ok well Matthew Perry just died...

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

“Could i BE any more findable?!”.

Well this was prescient

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

freeedr posted:

Well this was prescient

Or they found him and decided to make it so.

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