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Victory Lap
Feb 25, 2001

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

a friend of mine is addicted to mobile slots, like the kind you play on your phone. i showed that to her and she said "don't have to keep tapping the button when you have autoroll". talk about efficiency!

Tell her she isn't getting the full potential dopamine hit because she isn't taking an affirmative action before being rewarded with her flashing lights and long term losses.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
How long before the vagina beer is accused of being woke?

Or like Alex Jones has someone on his show talking about how it's actually :females: hormones in there so drinking that beer turns you gay or in to a transexual or some poo poo?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Dick Burglar posted:

Yeah, for real. There's no need to add an extra gross layer to the already-plenty-disgusting gambling addiction burning through grandma's social security checks.

Maybe if they put down the avocado toast they would be able to spend more on slot machines

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


gamers rise up

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

Y'know, it is really hosed up, but I guess I can see why the olds would blow their money on that poo poo, especially if they don't have kids. I mean, what else are they gonna spend it on? Easy dopamine bumps with an infinitesimally small chance of winning big and getting a bunch of money to do whatever the gently caress they want for what's left of the rest of their lives. It's abysmal, degrading, and dehumanizing, but if they actually had poo poo going on in their lives they wouldn't be there

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
they should do drugs too

like weed 420 bitch

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

they should do drugs too

like weed 420 bitch

If grandma just smoked weed, baked, and did some crocheting, she’d probably be a few dozen times happier

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

How long before the vagina beer is accused of being woke?

Or like Alex Jones has someone on his show talking about how it's actually :females: hormones in there so drinking that beer turns you gay or in to a transexual or some poo poo?

Eating pussy is gay as hell. Drinking pussy is doubtless even gayer.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



If I wanted crotch leavings in my suds, I’d drink Modelo.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dick Burglar posted:

Eating pussy is gay as hell. Drinking pussy is doubtless even gayer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CPu9c1Qp6c&t=9s

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/iQqWeCs.mp4

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008


God forbid men have fun.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/K8BOq40.mp4

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Harry should have never given him that sock :(

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

not a phone in sight, just good, clean, wholesome Fun.

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

Everdread right? Whatever happened to them?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
is the fact that there is a toy dobby that you can free, a curse? https://www.amazon.com.au/Wizarding-World-Harry-Potter-Interactive/dp/B0BRQXGWKH

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The fact that being enslaved is described as bad and manumission as positively encouraged already makes this so much better than other stuff ITT that I'm not sure it fits.
I don't like the gamification and commodification that comes here but I'm not fit to give a detailed analysis. still better than this thread, probably.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

How long before the vagina beer is accused of being woke?

Or like Alex Jones has someone on his show talking about how it's actually :females: hormones in there so drinking that beer turns you gay or in to a transexual or some poo poo?

Ok I'm sold, I'm no longer against vagina beer.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Back in my day, vagina beer was when you opened a beer with your vagina. :clint:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You first open the beer with your vagina, then do a handstand.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

We connoisseurs only drink beer that has been poured over boobies before bottling.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/g-spirits-alcohol-poured-over-naked-breasts-models-before-bottling_n_1934135

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:



Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

lmao

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2GGBYyrIM

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I can't stop looking back at this and laughing. Absolutely incredible.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Lads, we're going to need a bigger jar.

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!


found this guy on the waffle images archive

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Das Boo posted:

Back in my day, vagina beer was when you opened a beer with your vagina. :clint:

That's bad for your teeth!

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005


this is from a slot machine "tournament" where you pay to enter, get unlimited credits and whoever "wins" the most at the end of it wins the prize money.

Still cursed tho because lol at slot machine tournaments

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Weed bong.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Holy poo poo lmao

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Kit Walker posted:

Y'know, it is really hosed up, but I guess I can see why the olds would blow their money on that poo poo, especially if they don't have kids. I mean, what else are they gonna spend it on? Easy dopamine bumps with an infinitesimally small chance of winning big and getting a bunch of money to do whatever the gently caress they want for what's left of the rest of their lives. It's abysmal, degrading, and dehumanizing, but if they actually had poo poo going on in their lives they wouldn't be there

Most every one of thsoe people have kids and they are either gen x or millenial. Those kids of theirs are going to lose out on generational wealth that their parents are reverse mortgaging into the pockets of these casinos.

As a recovering addict, this is tragic as hell. I guarantee their families have tried talking to them so not only do they probably feel bad inside for being their, their family has either written them off or feel bad for them being there.

Its cursed all around in a soul crushing way.

My stepbrother is a gambling addict. He has almost been killed by people he owed money to.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


ManBoyChef posted:

Most every one of thsoe people have kids and they are either gen x or millenial. Those kids of theirs are going to lose out on generational wealth that their parents are reverse mortgaging into the pockets of these casinos.

As a recovering addict, this is tragic as hell. I guarantee their families have tried talking to them so not only do they probably feel bad inside for being their, their family has either written them off or feel bad for them being there.

Its cursed all around in a soul crushing way.

My stepbrother is a gambling addict. He has almost been killed by people he owed money to.

Please consider posting on A/T if you don't already, it seems that you have a lot to tell.

Stoatbringer posted:

We connoisseurs only drink beer that has been poured over boobies before bottling.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/g-spirits-alcohol-poured-over-naked-breasts-models-before-bottling_n_1934135

"drink our booze, some lady felt cold and had to wash up afterwards"

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Hmmm.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Stoatbringer posted:

We connoisseurs only drink beer that has been poured over boobies before bottling.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/g-spirits-alcohol-poured-over-naked-breasts-models-before-bottling_n_1934135

Buddy, that's not how you bottle it

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Posting on the weed page

ManBoyChef posted:

I need to know the context of this...What led up to this

I can 1000% gaurantee that he needed to leave.
also smoke weed erryday.

staberind fucked around with this message at 14:06 on Oct 28, 2023

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

ManBoyChef posted:

Most every one of thsoe people have kids and they are either gen x or millenial. Those kids of theirs are going to lose out on generational wealth that their parents are reverse mortgaging into the pockets of these casinos.

As a recovering addict, this is tragic as hell. I guarantee their families have tried talking to them so not only do they probably feel bad inside for being their, their family has either written them off or feel bad for them being there.

Its cursed all around in a soul crushing way.

My stepbrother is a gambling addict. He has almost been killed by people he owed money to.

I work in a poker room and encounter this all the time. I struggle with addiction myself, know it when I see it and many of these people are in deep. The amount of money that gets wasted amazes me and so does the number of repeat players. There are easily at least 10 people that I see there every...single...day and it blows my mind.

It's usually not about the money either but the rush and the risk. I read an article that said if you made it so a player could win like 98% of the time that they would actually lose interest and get bored playing which sounds believable.

Was considering starting an A/T thread about it

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do it.
More education about a startlingly common addiction that unaware people fall into is never a bad thing.

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Framboise
Sep 21, 2014

To make yourself feel better, you make it so you'll never give in to your forevers and live for always.


Lipstick Apathy

I bet these are the same people who told their kids that video games would rot their brains.

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