[P/I] Dear university students, my advice to you is to become familiar with the Quran

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Soggy Muffin: Jul 29, 2003

Hearing reports that Chaim has switched sides and is now fighting for Hamas and the Palestinian people

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:03

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:59

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Al-Saqr posted:

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1718296574206640275?s=20

Lol you know who else was a big gambler.

IDF being lead by Zapp Brannigan

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:04

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

Abu Obeida:
To the enemy who repeats his daily threats about a ground invasion: we are still waiting for you, to make you taste new types of death, and to let the whole world know the meaning of heroism.
By the power of God we shall make him taste unprecedented defeat.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:04

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

Al-Saqr posted:

also Israel is withdrawing all diplomatic representation in Turkey and 're-evaluating' relations

https://twitter.com/AlarabyTV/status/1718295406180696081?s=20

lol burning their bridges with the "neutrals."

i would say israel must actually believe the US still has the chops but it's probably more that bibi has to be a hardliner due to domestic politics

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:04

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

one wierd trick to Destroy your genocidal apartheid state any % speedrun

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:04

Tsitsikovas: Aug 2, 2023

Brogeoisie posted:

https://twitter.com/Apex_WW/status/1718295602742640731?t=XGR5HQFtLmIs25oRZlkYJA&s=19

Israel breaking diplomatic relations with Turkey looking likely

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:05

Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

US annihilating its diplomatic ties around the would for an apartheid state lol.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:07

Popoto: Oct 21, 2012; miaow

Maya Fey posted:

well,
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1718255501203611912

there�s no way most of the far right aren�t just being contrarian shitheads. with a republican in charge they would be baying at the skies for it to rain blood.

/ :burger:

regarding Dune chat, I legit wonder if there are out there a slight number of people that became slightly more pro Arabic through the influence of Villeneuve�s movie, low info people that might have been pro Israel before seeing the movie�.

regarding the schism we are witnessing between popular and governing opinions, I wouldn�t be surprised to see much higher clamp down on online discourse. they�ve completely lost control over the narrative, but boy are they trying to reign people back in.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:08

Dokapon Findom: Dec 5, 2022; But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

Maya Fey posted:

vilerat is cursed to forever mod dnd

IIRC at the ~10 year mark enough time had passed that someone just pointed out he shouldn't have been in Benghazi in the first place and was then demodded without complaint

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:08

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Raccooon posted:

US annihilating its diplomatic ties around the would for an apartheid state lol.

"So you're just going to send wave after wave of your soldiers into a city you just bombed into unfortifiable piles of rubble against a resistance network that operates primarily underground? Sign us the gently caress up buddy"

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:08

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Al-Saqr posted:

https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/1718296574206640275?s=20

Lol you know who else was a big gambler.

people are already asking about whether their future app developer children are ok

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:08

Mister Bates: Aug 4, 2010

Maya Fey posted:

https://twitter.com/IDF/status/1718293784725762312

he's right that the best soldiers are operating in Gaza, he's just wrong about which side they're on

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:10

Clip-On Fedora: Feb 20, 2011

Doc Fission posted:

Where is the thread title from?

A Palestinian shaming the rest of the region for morning their fate but not doing anything to actually help them.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:10

BearsBearsBears: Aug 4, 2022

Dokapon Findom posted:

I'm very good at parsing the difficult allegories buried in this literature, Dune

Parsing the difficult allegories buried in this video game, "Dune 2: The Building of a Dynasty".

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:11

OctaMurk: Jun 21, 2013

Al-Saqr posted:

oh if this is your best you should just surrender now

when israel sends their people theyre not sending their best. Theyre genocidaires, theyre war criminals, theyre theocratic zealots. And some, i assume, are good people

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:11

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

Hammerstein posted:

News from my trash tier country:

What these fucks are forgetting is, that it was predominantly the commies who organized what little Austrian resistance there was from 38-45. Franz Leitner for example, who is among the honored at Yad Vashem, saved many Jewish children in the Buchenwald concentration camp, despite himself being a prisoner in the political block of the camp.

Does the KP� even have an "unequivocal positioning vis-�-vis the Jewish state"? I feel I've heard nothing from them.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:14

Ringo Roadagain: Mar 27, 2010

Maya Fey posted:

well,
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1718255501203611912

it only took 3 weeks of bombing for him to realize this might be a problem, especially when the area is under a blockade and building materials are not easily allowed in

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:14

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

Ringo Roadagain posted:

it only took 3 weeks of bombing for him to realize this might be a problem, especially when the area is under a blockade and building materials are not easily allowed in

i mean its piers morgan he's just saying things so people will yell at him

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:16

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

two-time fee posted:

lmao I just learned that Dune 2 is delayed.

It was delayed over 2 months ago, because of the writers strike (they probably realized earlier than that they had to delay) it's not delayed over this

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:18

Bastard Tetris: Apr 27, 2005; L-Shaped; Nap Ghost

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I do wonder if opinion is turning against Israel so hard in part because all the loudest israel supporters are literally the worst people on earth.

I mean that and they�re defending a genocide, yeah

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:19

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

Dokapon Findom posted:

IIRC at the ~10 year mark enough time had passed that someone just pointed out he shouldn't have been in Benghazi in the first place and was then demodded without complaint

? he's still there. unless i misunderstand

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:19

Brogeoisie: Jan 12, 2005; "Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1718299892219629667?t=zMMk5hrCy9A0ew1dZr-psA&s=19

Israel threatening to break ties with UN. They should probably send In a peacekeeping force to observe so this rogue warlord group doesn't get out of hand

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:21

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

New missile Barrage against Llod, Tel Aviv and Ramleh

Palestine Islamic Jihad Rocket Barraging Israeli military concentrations right now.

Palestine's Gonna win

Al-Saqr has issued a correction as of 17:25 on Oct 28, 2023

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:21

Clip-On Fedora: Feb 20, 2011

crepeface posted:

lol burning their bridges with the "neutrals."

i would say israel must actually believe the US still has the chops but it's probably more that bibi has to be a hardliner due to domestic politics

I don't think any kind of rational thought is going into this. I think Netanyahu has genuinely had some sort of Robespierre-eque nervous breakdown and he's totally snapped.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:21

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Maya Fey posted:

well,
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1718255501203611912

crazy how a 30 minute conversation with Hasan changed Piers entire worldview gotta respect it somewhat

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:22

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Maya Fey posted:

https://twitter.com/HadiNasrallah/status/1718286696700125494

lol

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:22

HallelujahLee: May 3, 2009

hezbollah has been bombing israeli bases near the border with artillery and rockets

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:23

keep punching joe: Jan 22, 2006; Die Satan!

Give Israels UN seat to Palestine.

Recognise it as a state.

Dispatch peacekeepers to enforce a ceasefire.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:23

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

HallelujahLee posted:

hezbollah has been bombing israeli bases near the border with artillery and rockets

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:23

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Brogeoisie posted:

https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1718299892219629667?t=zMMk5hrCy9A0ew1dZr-psA&s=19

Israel threatening to break ties with UN. They should probably send In a peacekeeping force to observe so this rogue warlord group doesn't get out of hand

was south africa this whiney during apartheid

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:24

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Maya Fey posted:

well,
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1718255501203611912

how many 9/11s does this count as

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:24

two-time fee: Jan 13, 2022

Frosted Flake posted:

You may talk o' Marx and memes
When you're posting from your dreams,
An' you've been to savvy forums an' seen it;
But when it comes to class struggle,
You'll engage without a muggle,
An' you'll tip your hat to the comrade who's keen at.
Now on web's vast sprawling domain,
Where I used to spend my brain
A-analyzing the capital's scheme,
Of all the red-flagged crew
The finest mind I knew
Was our forum's comrade, Tankbuster, the dream.
He was "Tank! Tank! Tank!
"You dialectical spark, Tankbuster, thank!
"Hi! Sharpen your critique,
"Expose the bourgeois technique,
"You theory-laden old idol, Tankbuster, thank!"

The threads he'd adorn,
Were a beacon 'midst the scorn,
An' a rally for the left that was bind,
With a dash of humor keen,
And a knowledge of the scene,
He'd dissect the imperialist mind.
When the trolls would come to play,
In a swarm at break of day,
Where the hate would make your bloomin' hope withdraw,
We shouted "Hold the line!"
Till our words were sharp and fine,
Then they banned him 'cause he cut through all their flaw.
It was "Tank! Tank! Tank!
"You revolutionary, where's your rank?
"You put some gusto in it,
"Or they'll claim that they have win it,
"If you don't debunk their lies, Tankbuster, thank!"

He would post and carry on
Till the darkest doubt was gone;
An' he didn't seem to know the use o' fear.
If we flagged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin' nut,
He'd be typing fierce retorts, the path to clear.
With his wit upon his sleeve,
He'd make even skeptics believe,
An' watch us till the mods would yell "Retire,"
An' for all his banned hide,
He was red, bright red, inside
When he went to challenge falsehoods, under fire!
It was "Tank! Tank! Tank!"
With his words dispelling myths rank,
When the falsehoods spread about,
You could hear the comrades shout,
"Hi! Logical rebuttals an' Tankbuster, thank!"

I shan't forget the day,
When they banned him, come what may,
With a click that silenced voices of the keen.
We were angry, mad with thirst,
An' the mod that spied him first
Was the end of our dear comrade, scene unseen.
He lifted up our head,
With the Marxist books he'd read,
An' he gave us a perspective, fresh and clean.
It was stirring and it stunk,
But of all the posts debunked,
I'm gratefullest to ones from Tankbuster, keen.
It was "Tank! Tank! Tank!
"'Ere's a comrade with a theory, sharp and keen"
"He's tearing up the ground,
"An' he's calling fouls abound:
"For Marx's sake spread the truth, Tankbuster, keen!

He carried us away
To a place where minds could sway,
An' a logic that would pierce the veils clean.
He put us safe inside,
An' just before he bide,
"I hope you learned a bit" sez Tankbuster, keen.
So I'll meet him later on
At the place where he is gone
Where it's always dialectic and no sheen.
He'll be typing on the keys,
Giving insight with such ease,
An' I'll get a swig of truth from Tankbuster, keen!
Yes, Tank! Tank! Tank!
You Lazarushian-leather Tankbuster, thank!
Though they've silenced you and stayed you,
By the livin' Marx that made you,
You're a better comrade than I am, Tankbuster, thank!

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:24

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

R. Mute posted:

https://twitter.com/Elad_Si/status/1718218256308191697

The IDF murdered their gay friend. That�s the joke.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:25

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

RealityWarCriminal posted:

how many 9/11s does this count as

zero, actually. math is a funny thing sometimes

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:25

World War Mammories: Aug 25, 2006

Maya Fey posted:

? he's still there. unless i misunderstand

went to look and it seems his account is an ik rather than a mod now

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:25

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Brogeoisie posted:

https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1718299892219629667?t=zMMk5hrCy9A0ew1dZr-psA&s=19

Israel threatening to break ties with UN. They should probably send In a peacekeeping force to observe so this rogue warlord group doesn't get out of hand

lmao what the gently caress is Israel doing

genocidal bloodlust has driven them completely insane

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:26

Clip-On Fedora: Feb 20, 2011

Frosted Flake posted:

You may talk o' Marx and memes
When you're posting from your dreams,
An' you've been to savvy forums an' seen it;
But when it comes to class struggle,
You'll engage without a muggle,
An' you'll tip your hat to the comrade who's keen at.
Now on web's vast sprawling domain,
Where I used to spend my brain
A-analyzing the capital's scheme,
Of all the red-flagged crew
The finest mind I knew
Was our forum's comrade, Tankbuster, the dream.
He was "Tank! Tank! Tank!
"You dialectical spark, Tankbuster, thank!
"Hi! Sharpen your critique,
"Expose the bourgeois technique,
"You theory-laden old idol, Tankbuster, thank!"

The threads he'd adorn,
Were a beacon 'midst the scorn,
An' a rally for the left that was bind,
With a dash of humor keen,
And a knowledge of the scene,
He'd dissect the imperialist mind.
When the trolls would come to play,
In a swarm at break of day,
Where the hate would make your bloomin' hope withdraw,
We shouted "Hold the line!"
Till our words were sharp and fine,
Then they banned him 'cause he cut through all their flaw.
It was "Tank! Tank! Tank!
"You revolutionary, where's your rank?
"You put some gusto in it,
"Or they'll claim that they have win it,
"If you don't debunk their lies, Tankbuster, thank!"

He would post and carry on
Till the darkest doubt was gone;
An' he didn't seem to know the use o' fear.
If we flagged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin' nut,
He'd be typing fierce retorts, the path to clear.
With his wit upon his sleeve,
He'd make even skeptics believe,
An' watch us till the mods would yell "Retire,"
An' for all his banned hide,
He was red, bright red, inside
When he went to challenge falsehoods, under fire!
It was "Tank! Tank! Tank!"
With his words dispelling myths rank,
When the falsehoods spread about,
You could hear the comrades shout,
"Hi! Logical rebuttals an' Tankbuster, thank!"

I shan't forget the day,
When they banned him, come what may,
With a click that silenced voices of the keen.
We were angry, mad with thirst,
An' the mod that spied him first
Was the end of our dear comrade, scene unseen.
He lifted up our head,
With the Marxist books he'd read,
An' he gave us a perspective, fresh and clean.
It was stirring and it stunk,
But of all the posts debunked,
I'm gratefullest to ones from Tankbuster, keen.
It was "Tank! Tank! Tank!
"'Ere's a comrade with a theory, sharp and keen"
"He's tearing up the ground,
"An' he's calling fouls abound:
"For Marx's sake spread the truth, Tankbuster, keen!

He carried us away
To a place where minds could sway,
An' a logic that would pierce the veils clean.
He put us safe inside,
An' just before he bide,
"I hope you learned a bit" sez Tankbuster, keen.
So I'll meet him later on
At the place where he is gone
Where it's always dialectic and no sheen.
He'll be typing on the keys,
Giving insight with such ease,
An' I'll get a swig of truth from Tankbuster, keen!
Yes, Tank! Tank! Tank!
You Lazarushian-leather Tankbuster, thank!
Though they've silenced you and stayed you,
By the livin' Marx that made you,
You're a better comrade than I am, Tankbuster, thank!

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:27

Jizzny Princess: Aug 24, 2021; WHILE YOU WERE LEARNING TO SPELL YOUR NAME,
I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER GALAXIES
UwU

https://twitter.com/jvplive/status/1718287007183716529

https://twitter.com/jvplive/status/1718287014863552513

https://twitter.com/jvplive/status/1718287019909222760

This, along with pictures of the children who have died, should be made into a posters and taped up alongside those godawful "kidnapped" posters being put up everywhere.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:27

BearsBearsBears: Aug 4, 2022

Brogeoisie posted:

https://twitter.com/clashreport/status/1718299892219629667?t=zMMk5hrCy9A0ew1dZr-psA&s=19

Israel threatening to break ties with UN. They should probably send In a peacekeeping force to observe so this rogue warlord group doesn't get out of hand

Israel is a rogue nuclear state.

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:27

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:59

Tsitsikovas: Aug 2, 2023

Resistance News Network posted:

🚨🟢 Martyr Izz El-Din Al-Qassam Brigades military spokesman, Abu Obeida:
�
Peace upon our people and its great martyrs who ascend every day.

We saw God's victory manifest as we stormed the enemy's fortresses on October 7th, which crumbled before us like a spider's web.

The occupation's aggression and its committing of the Holocaust and massacres are but due to the immense pain it feels.

The occupation announced a few days ago the killing of 10 of our fighters in "Zikim," while the attacking force consisted of only three fighters. One fighter alone destroyed three military vehicles, and was able to return to Gaza safely.

We tell the enemy who threatens a ground invasion daily that we are still waiting for him. We will make the enemy taste a greater defeat than he expected or feared, and teach the whole world the meaning of heroism and deception.

The era of selling illusions to the world about the myth of the invincible army, the invulnerable Merkava [tank], and alleged military and intelligence superiority has ended after we shattered it in front of the world in the Gaza envelope and all of Palestine.

The era of zionism's decline has begun, and the curse of the eighth decade will befall them.

We renew our call to the honorable members of the nation to consider this battle a pivotal one in the history of the nation.

To the Arab leaders, we tell you from the heart of the battle that you surely watch its details. We do not ask you to mobilize in defense of the children of Arabism or to move your tanks, God forbid. Has your weakness and helplessness reached the point where you cannot even mobilize aid to a part of your Arab Islamic land?

The enemy's bombardment has resulted in the death of 50 of its captives so far.

Communications took place regarding the prisoners' issue. There was an opportunity to reach an agreement, but the enemy stalled.

With the high number of enemy prisoners we have, the price is to liberate all the prisons from all the prisoners.

If the enemy wants to end the prisoners' issue once and for all, we are ready. If he wants to fragment the issue, we are also prepared.

Be confident, our people, for our victory is coming.

_{(from t.me/PalestineResist/17050, via tgsa)}

# ? Oct 28, 2023 17:31

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