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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

WoodrowSkillson posted:

He only has a career because of the Persian gulf war so this is fitting

I remember watching CNN during Desert Storm and my mom was like who's the geek with the obviously made up name

bawk
Mar 31, 2013


lmao this dude is cooked

Death By The Blues
Oct 30, 2011

Al-Saqr posted:

Meanwhile lets hear from OUR president, Ibrahim Raisi of Iran:-

Urgent | The Iranian President of Al Jazeera: The failure of the Zionist entity to invade Gaza last night is the second victory after the Al-Aqsa flood.

Urgent | The Iranian President told Al Jazeera: The Zionist entity did not achieve any real achievement after the Al-Aqsa flood, and this is a strategic failure

Urgent | The Iranian President told Al Jazeera: The crimes of the Zionist entity cross the red lines, both humanitarian and military, and this may push everyone to take action

Urgent | The Iranian President told Al Jazeera: The United States sent messages to the axis of resistance and got a practical and public answer on the ground

Urgent | The Iranian President to Al Jazeera: Washington is asking us not to move while providing broad support to the Zionist entity, and this is an invalid demand.

Urgent | The Iranian President told Al Jazeera: The United States’ calculations in the region are completely wrong and it will not achieve its goals of a new Middle East

Urgent | The Iranian President told Al Jazeera: The Zionist entity and American support have no ability to eradicate the Palestinian resistance

Urgent | The Iranian President to Al Jazeera: The United States knows well our current capabilities and realizes that exceeding them is out of the question


https://x.com/AJABreaking/status/1718331159719915793?s=20


Wow so this is what it's like to have an intellectual statesman in charge!

Bibi was desperate to pull Iran into it during that press conference

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Palestinian Christians in Gaza seeking refuge and baptising their kids

https://x.com/akh1e/status/1718282976629256252?s=20

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

30.5 Days posted:

whatever else happens, I think that motherfucker is going to jail

If he's lucky he's going to jail.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
probably doesn't mean much but the UAE is calling for a security council meeting about the new Gaza invasion.

https://www.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-770629

obviously nothing is doing to happen but UAE has been pretty directly pro Israel through this whole process so them joining the thoughts & prayers crew probably bodes poorly for Israel

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Death By The Blues posted:

Bibi was desperate to pull Iran into it during that press conference

I'm starting to genuinely wonder if Iran doesnt feel the need to intervene because they've calculated that Hamas might actually win this by themselves.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Al-Saqr posted:

Palestinian Christians in Gaza seeking refuge and baptising their kids

https://x.com/akh1e/status/1718282976629256252?s=20

Really bad idea. If you're wet the white phosphorus sticks better to your skin

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017




Ngl this quote makes me want to tear my shirt off and go screaming down the street with a Palestinian flag

Pomeroy
Apr 20, 2020
https://twitter.com/BTnewsroom/status/1717956971746168847?t=ecb2KVo2oAqdpamf_kpYbQ&s=19

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Crazypoops posted:

Ngl this quote makes me want to tear my shirt off and go screaming down the street with a Palestinian flag

it's so loving badass lol

Luceid
Jan 20, 2005

Buy some freaking medicine.

king

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Ok.

This is huge.

If your biggest dick sucker and partner in the region, the UAE, with possibly the most anti-muslim leader you'll find outside of Israel, Mohammad Bin zayed, the guy who did so much to help israels interest to the suffering of millions of arabs, has turned against you, you're loving done.

UAE condemns the Israeli ground operations in #غزة and expresses its deep concern over the Israeli military escalation and the worsening humanitarian crisis.

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1718335114780774718?s=20

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Death By The Blues posted:

Bibi was desperate to pull Iran into it during that press conference

He's probably figuring that a regional war is his only hope for survival. Once Iran jumps in then the United States has to follow. Maybe we'll even extract him personally to a farm in Pennsylvania.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Today the Arab Emirates are truly united

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

He's probably figuring that a regional war is his only hope for survival. Once Iran jumps in then the United States has to follow. Maybe we'll even extract him personally to a farm in Pennsylvania.

Tbh if I was from Pennsylvania I'd start WW3 to prevent myself from going back there.

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

it says straight up in the bible, from JC himself that in heaven the rich are tortured for the amusement of the poor who were oppressed by them in life

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Pf. Hikikomoriarty posted:

it says straight up in the bible, from JC himself that in heaven the rich are tortured for the amusement of the poor who were oppressed by them in life

Ah God and Satan working together. Heartwarming

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011


They should take a cue from Heaven's Gate.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

You know what they say, Al Aqsa's go to heaven

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Neither Hezbollah or Israel was anticipating a conflict before Oct. 7th, so neither of them have mobilized forces for operations in the Galilee. The best they can do right now is pick each other apart in tit for tat strikes where Hezbollah degrades the IOF's border defenses and the IOF ineffectually strikes back. It's the preamble to a much bigger war because neither side is ready to actually go whole hog - YET.

there are actually some important regional cultural and religious reasons that they are averse to hog

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Calibanibal posted:

You know what they say, Al Aqsa's go to heaven

in our darkest hour, he returned

FacelessVoid
Jul 8, 2009
https://x.com/muslimtom_/status/1718331655096541331?s=46&t=KjgCk8AMcWdgl97WT6zMuA

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry

Calibanibal posted:

You know what they say, Al Aqsa's go to heaven

calibabaninbls has come back to us now

at the turn of the tide (for Israel, which is doomed)

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
https://x.com/Seamus_Malek/status/1718337426857603381?s=20

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

IDF soldier trying to dip his bullets in pig grease but he accidently touches it and bursts into flames (because he's vegan)

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

30.5 Days posted:

lmao things must have been 10/7 level bad last night because Israel is loving on one today

Kind of what I’m thinking.

They don’t take setbacks well eh?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



let's play a game.

who said it, hitler or bibi? i genericized identifying references

"Providence shows no mercy to weak nations, but recognizes the right of existence-only of sound and strong nations."
-----Hitler---

"The national state, not of all its citizens, but only of [the speaker's preferred] people!"
Netanyahu

"In the final stage, we will be able to build and expand [into this adjacent conquered land], and make this area very prosperous and safe."
Netanyahu

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
don't worry, i've only desecrated the parts of the koran that aren't in the bible

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015


Why does the guy in green have a postage sticker on his back

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Hamas leader in Gaza, Yahya Sinwar: We are immediately ready for a deal to release all our prisoners held by the occupation in exchange for all our prisoners.

https://x.com/AJArabic/status/1718338660691501204?s=20


Just Masterful political timing by Hamas, immediately after Netanyahus conference about saving hostages Hamas gives them an offer if they refuse they're admitting they dont want them alive after all.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Crazypoops posted:

Ngl this quote makes me want to tear my shirt off and go screaming down the street with a Palestinian flag

Buddykins posted:

it's so loving badass lol

really gotta dial this back. getting way too similar to gbs war sports cheering style posts to scroll past several times a page

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

General Secretary… Musk? :smug:

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1718225344568668417?s=20

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1718224153474388433?s=20

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

...elon with the battletech reference?

hey mom its 420
May 12, 2007

Calibanibal posted:

Why does the guy in green have a postage sticker on his back

he just got in via fedex

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John Charity Spring
Nov 4, 2009

SCREEEEE

Cuttlefush posted:

really gotta dial this back. getting way too similar to gbs war sports cheering style posts to scroll past several times a page

agreed

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