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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I am frantic for swallowing, if something gets near my mouth I'm swallowing it no question

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Personally I hold Ben & Jerry's responsible: Ben Cohen has a weak sense of taste (anosmia) so they kept adding chunkier stuff to improve the mouthfeel and they are good at it but many other ice-cream makers got into the chunky habit but without the same level of care for the experience.
and this makes me angry.

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

KataraniSword posted:

Why did every hot dog ad from the era have a kid with the exact same expression and pose? I get turning the weiner so it can be seen in the picture but the dopey grin while you hold it a foot away from your face always confounds me.

Because you need both the face and hotdog in the photo

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Whooping Crabs posted:

If you practice enough you can learn how to not swallow large wads without spitting them out
Seems like the worst options put together.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



By popular demand posted:

Personally I hold Ben & Jerry's responsible: Ben Cohen has a weak sense of taste (anosmia) so they kept adding chunkier stuff to improve the mouthfeel and they are good at it but many other ice-cream makers got into the chunky habit but without the same level of care for the experience.
and this makes me angry.

Strictly speaking, anosmia is a complete lack of smell (which obviously impacts your sense of taste), and hyposmia is a diminished sense of smell (which also impacts your sense of taste). I have no idea which one Ben Cohen has, but as someone with hyposmia, textures in foods definitely become more important to you. :eng101:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

For anyone wondering, who doesn't want to click, it appears to be dick, rear end in a top hat and cum themed (flavored?) canned drinks, illustrated with notebook doodles, and one prophylactic: soiled.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

caspergers posted:

Because you need both the face and hotdog in the photo

The motto of the hot dog council ("eat it with your mouth") was short lived, but its legacy lives on

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

The motto of the hot dog council ("eat it with your mouth") was short lived, but its legacy lives on

Eat it with your mouth
Your motherfuckin' mouth

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Hirayuki posted:

Don't even need the bun. That poo poo is fantastic. Chikuwa dipped in green nori batter and deep-fried, or cheese-filled, breaded, and deep-fried. Or honestly, sliced and stir-fried with onions, soy sauce, and ketchup. Or stewed!

I really like chikuwa, is what I'm saying.

Me too - I love oden and all it's constituent bits a lot even if it sometimes looks very antifoodporn

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHDQE1sbhrQ

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

gently caress that poo poo

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Just take it back and smack the cook with his own handprint.

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

That's gotta be a halloween themed thing right

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

This plate’s title: Dumb and Dumber 2: Bob Saget’s Lament

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


The last sweetroll you’ll ever eat. Hail Sithis!

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Saruman marking his dessert. "For whom is this soft-serve?"

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Who doesn't love Italian food

Pogonodon
Sep 10, 2010
Embrace the heartburn, taste the heartburn.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM kiled Masen


Pogonodon posted:

Embrace the heartburn, taste the heartburn.

yea, that needs a nice shot of ghost pepper sauce to really gently caress up a night's sleep. Not that I'd not still do it. Maybe add some Takis.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

A nice five-hour-enerchilada sauce topping

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

axolotl farmer posted:

The last sweetroll you’ll ever eat. Hail Sithis!

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Flipperwaldt posted:

Who doesn't love Italian food

Whoever made that abomination

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Calling that Italian food is offensive to Italians, and I'm here to support it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzycAWJfm9c
Henry’s Kitchen is a comedy channel

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://x.com/legotrillermoth/status/1717761165512646732?s=20

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Lib and let die posted:

Calling that Italian food is offensive to Italians, and I'm here to support it.

Italian italian food is overrated as all hell

source: sitting at an airport in Italy, ready to say arrivederci to this strange place and eat a drat solyanka

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Italian food rules but I can say from personal experience that the difference between traditional Italian foods and imitations thereof is minimal.

The difference between actual traditional Italian pizza and/or pasta made in Italy by Italians and western European chain restaurant fast food pizza and/or Pasta isn't really that much.

Now I've only ever been to northern Italy (Bologna and Milano) so maybe their pizzas and pastas are vastly inferior to southern pizzas and pastas but I doubt it.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 21:17 on Oct 28, 2023

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Italian food is overrated but the best pizza comes from naples.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wXjQCEwjEs

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Italy, like literally every other country on the planet, has good restaurants and bad restaurants serving good and bad examples of their national cuisine

Dysgenesis posted:

Italian food is overrated but the best pizza comes from naples.

It's not worth going to that loving shithole for

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Yeah no loving way am I taking alligator alley all the way out to Naples for a pie

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Butterfly Valley posted:


It's not worth going to that loving shithole for

Just go to Sorrento.

Disclaimer - it's been 30 years since I last went.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

FreudianSlippers posted:

Italian food rules but I can say from personal experience that the difference between traditional Italian foods and imitations thereof is minimal.

The difference between actual traditional Italian pizza and/or pasta made in Italy by Italians and western European chain restaurant fast food pizza and/or Pasta isn't really that much.

Now I've only ever been to northern Italy (Bologna and Milano) so maybe their pizzas and pastas are vastly inferior to southern pizzas and pastas but I doubt it.

Italian food is very regional and the two dishes you mention are from the south. Kinda like saying you went to Vermont and the barbecue wasn't that great

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Went all the way to Naples to see Pompeii.

Pompeii rocks, loads of dick art

The pizza was worse than in Toulouse

I trust not the italian

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

EoinCannon posted:

Italian food is very regional and the two dishes you mention are from the south. Kinda like saying you went to Vermont and the barbecue wasn't that great

I suspected as much.

Their hams and cheeses were phenomenal though.

I brought home a couple of kilos of parmesan. Probably would've brought the same amount of processed meats home if I had the chance because those were all amazing.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Lib and let die posted:

Yeah no loving way am I taking alligator alley all the way out to Naples for a pie

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
We had a grand time in the bad pizza thread, looking at pizzas from all over Italy. That poo poo could get dire. Italy is no better at making pizza than anyone.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I haven't traveled much but it seems to me that you always want a local buddy with you, helps with more than food.

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