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Regarde Aduck posted:it's not really a gimmick... he's just posting things in the thread 
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Finally the end of robot apartheid on the internet approaches
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what in the god drat. Benny drowned in his home!
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I want to know what Ireland did to end up on the forces of darkness side between Saudi Arabia and Qatar. e: also, India and Pakistan, united in darkness The Leck has issued a correction as of 13:30 on Oct 29, 2023 |
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The Leck posted:I want to know what Ireland did to end up on the forces of darkness side between Saudi Arabia and Qatar. tory scum George Russell rear end meme
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Regarde Aduck posted:there's no way NATO stans don't get super hard thinking about a fleet of star destroyers blasting the gently caress out of a planet that has defied the rules based international order They're just called destroyers, and nowadays they mostly accompany carriers, but yeah
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ArmedZombie posted:tory scum I was going to post that same question as an ironic reference to that tweet tbh
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BonHair posted:They're just called destroyers, and nowadays they mostly accompany carriers, but yeah I think he's talking about Star Wars ships
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Why change your car's oil when your girlfriend can do it? So I was sitting there the other day watching my girlfriend change the oil in my car, and I was getting pissed because she kept struggling when she tried to unscrew the filter. I was even more pissed than usual because I was playing videogames as I supervised her from inside the house, until I finally had to put the controller down and go outside to yell at her. I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total pussy, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon. His wife was bringing groceries inside when this happened, and as if it wasn't bad enough that I had to stop playing video games to go outside and yell, now this bitch was screaming at me like it was my fault. I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming. She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her pussy husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me. I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate. Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this bitch get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there. She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games. That wasn't the end of it though, it turns out the cranky old hag across the street saw all of this going on, so she came over to do what women do best: bitch. When I opened the door she was standing there in a partly transparent night gown, and it totally ruined the prospect of having a boner for at least 50 years. I was just starting to change my mind about the night gown when she started screeching at me and her stupid cat that she was holding started to hiss. So I took the cat and punted it over my neighbor's fence. She started crying "oh no! My cat! What have you done with my cat?!" I was laughing my rear end off, then the bitch tried to scratch me so I gave her a round house kick and dislocated her hip. I was laughing so hard I poo poo my pants. 948,956 people have commended me for busting my neighbor's hip.
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 I was wandering around aimlessly at work the other day when I saw a group of co-workers watching a video of some war footage in Afghanistan. It was a good opportunity to be unproductive, so naturally I stood there and watched. The video was in black and white, and was shot from the point of view of the gunship as it fired explosive rounds at people. There was a little cross hair on the screen, and you could hear chatter of the pilot as he dropped the bombs. Every time the pilot clicked the trigger button, it resulted in an explosion a few seconds later. They were literally firing thousands of rounds per minute, easily using hundreds of thousands of dollars in ammunition on people; not tanks, not turrets, not even jeeps, but people. So this gave me an idea: rather than using $100,000 worth of ammo, why don't we take $100,000, convert it to pennies, then drop the pennies on people instead? You could get 10 million pennies for $100,000, which should be able to fill at least 40 bags full of pennies. Thus we could drop bags of pennies more frequently than bombs, which could mean big savings for our military. Hell, you don't even have to drop them in bags to kill people. You could tape the pennies together 10 at a time and drop them from a height of 5,000 feet and kill drat near everything on the ground (and in a war on terrorism™, this is exactly what you'd want to do). Instant reparations I call it: operation penny-drop. It's the perfect way to win a war. Even the hippies won't be bitching because after the war is over and we've killed all the terrorists, the people who are still alive can rebuild their country by picking the pennies from the skulls of the dead people. Not only will we have won the war, but we don't even have to worry about paying war reparations. It's the perfect plan because everybody wins. We kill all the evil terrorists, and give them some of our own currency to rebuild their country with. Eventually when we open the first Starbucks in their country, we won't even have to worry about currency exchange because they can use the left-over money to buy beverages, and let's face it, who could resist an ice cold frappuccino after a long war?  The military probably won't consider this idea because it's too good. Realistically, the military will probably continue to drop traditional bombs. However, it's a well-known fact that a percentage of bombs we drop every year won't detonate. When we're talking about bombs that cost over $100,000, that could add up quickly, so what can we do in case the bombs don't go off? Simple: strap bombs to the back of german shepherds:  The idea is that if the bomb doesn't go off, and the german shepherd's back doesn't break, then the enemy would be in for a nasty surprise when they'd try to retrieve our weapons. Sure a few dogs would die as collateral damage, but it would totally be worth it to see the expression on the terrorist's face when they get attacked by our german shepherds. The CIA could capture this with spy satellites and put together a "Terrorist Bloopers" video, which could mean more money for our military. I can't believe nobody thought of this idea until now. 708,777 military commanders think these ideas rule and are considering deploying operation penny-drop.
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ArmedZombie posted:died WITH vaccine not OF it Why are you posting photos of me
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:do the numbers at the end have any significance i think its just page views
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KORNOLOGY posted:pls do not get nite crew drunk Please do not get water wet.
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face check FALSE biden pulled us out of afghanistan
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POWELL CURES KIDS posted:what's getfiscal been up to lately been a month or two since ive been on twitter, but he's still getfiscaling the poo poo out of the place last i looked
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Eat This Glob posted:been a month or two since ive been on twitter, but he's still getfiscaling the poo poo out of the place last i looked https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1717760130022813838
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