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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
I have a CD player/radio mounted under one of my kitchen cabinets. We "won" it during a yankee swap many years ago. The sound still works but the clock is weirdly fast and never comes close to the correct time. We pretty much only use it to play the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack when we're cooking around the holidays.

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evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

ElwoodCuse posted:

I have a CD player/radio mounted under one of my kitchen cabinets. We "won" it during a yankee swap many years ago. The sound still works but the clock is weirdly fast and never comes close to the correct time. We pretty much only use it to play the Charlie Brown Christmas soundtrack when we're cooking around the holidays.

Maybe it's a 50Hz model you're running in a 60Hz country, or vice versa?

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
I grew up in a tv in the kitchen house and it was never one of those under the cabinet ones. Maybe the size of a computer monitor at most.

I sort of miss that as an adult but podcasts have helped immensely

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


What's wrong with a tablet?

Big Mac
Jan 3, 2007


teen witch posted:

I grew up in a tv in the kitchen house and it was never one of those under the cabinet ones. Maybe the size of a computer monitor at most.

I sort of miss that as an adult but podcasts have helped immensely

Yeah, we had a kitchen TV by the time I was in highschool, it was a similar size as yours, white, and I remember it had a turntable in its base, which makes a lot of sense in a kitchen.

I hear you about podcasts - I do have a Google hub mini in my kitchen, but it's small enough that it tends to get hidden behind the first thing I set down while I'm cooking.

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Kitchen TV is a 20th century staple.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

wa27 posted:

Kitchen TV is a 20th century staple.



Mary Hartman Mary Hartman is a 20th century staple.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

teen witch posted:

I grew up in a tv in the kitchen house and it was never one of those under the cabinet ones. Maybe the size of a computer monitor at most.

I sort of miss that as an adult but podcasts have helped immensely

My parents won one of those in a supermarket raffle and it lasted until we had to get a new microwave and therefore couldn't fit in its spot. It went into the basement and stayed there for probably a decade.

I have such a strong memory of watching that TV with news (or a commercial looking like news) announcing that M&Ms had a new color - blue. Strange what stays with you.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Oh yeah, the kitchen TV. We had one of those in the late 80s. Tiny portable thing with a retractable antenna and a battery at the back.

Found it, kinda. It looked like this Zenith 5" portable. Except it doesn't have the battery and the antenna isn't on the side. I think we must've had two of the things.

Vincent Van Goatse has a new favorite as of 07:25 on Oct 29, 2023

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


GoutPatrol posted:

I have such a strong memory of watching that TV with news (or a commercial looking like news) announcing that M&Ms had a new color - blue. Strange what stays with you.
George Carlin had an entire comedy routine about "There's no blue food."

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Arsenic Lupin posted:

George Carlin had an entire comedy routine about "There's no blue food."

Blue cheese

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.



(timestamp 55 seconds)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l04dn8Msm-Y&t=55s

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l04dn8Msm-Y&t=48s

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Cool ranch Doritos bag is blue

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

What's wrong with a tablet?

What isn't?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piel3IDemEw

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
I knew a guy who owned a bunch of dollar stores, and he said he went from perpetually going out of business to being fuckin loaded for life when the colored ketchup fad failed, because nobody wants to buy that poo poo at a grocery store but he couldn't keep them on the shelves at Dingo Dollar or whatever the gently caress his stores were called

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

credburn posted:

I knew a guy who owned a bunch of dollar stores, and he said he went from perpetually going out of business to being fuckin loaded for life when the colored ketchup fad failed, because nobody wants to buy that poo poo at a grocery store but he couldn't keep them on the shelves at Dingo Dollar or whatever the gently caress his stores were called

Cheap name brand ketchup was a huge boon for my picky siblings

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Bring back the loving green ketchup dude. poo poo was awesome and the bottle made it come out in like, thin strands instead of dumping huge red loads on your food.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

EZ Squirt was my nickname in high school

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

monolithburger posted:

EZ Squirt was my nickname in high school

mine was Huge Red Loads

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Calculating machines like this




Just kidding, they are still used by many accountants and this model is still in sale

Big Mac
Jan 3, 2007


Anders posted:

Calculating machines like this




Just kidding, they are still used by many accountants and this model is still in sale

on its face it seems pretty silly, but as someone who does piles of arithmetic all day (working in a quality control lab), it's very nice to casually glance and double check you did your operations in the right order and that you didn't fat-finger any values.
I used to laugh when I'd find one of those in some forgotten drawer, but now I've got one in my own drawer

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
My grandparents had one and they likely hid it from me because I had to play with it nonstop. Good god that printer was loud

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/RetroTechDreams/status/1718977036968960002?s=20

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hckwxq8rnr0

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this dude's videos are so next level. he's got some billionaire contact that has bought up all this old nasa hardware and lets him and his other cohorts reverse engineer and fix it up. the science and coding behind all the hardware is nearly forgotten so it takes some serious greybeard magic to get things working, but they do it often. videos like these just make you feel real stupid cause I can't do any of that poo poo lol.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


One thing that gets me is the Apollo program was one of the most well documented scientific efforts imaginable and they're still missing the programs that made it run. With the right technical know how you could build an AGC from scratch but you'd have to hand code the software that runs it.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It was well documented, but there was also a lot of bespoke stuff happening to fix issues with the designs and that knowledge died with the people who were doing it. Also, due to the core rope memory, you'd have to hand code it anyway. Though I guess you could make a machine that does it now. Not sure why they didn't make one then.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Why spend time building a machine when Francine here can crank out a meter of rope a day. Or some such nonsense.

F4rt5
May 20, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

this dude's videos are so next level. he's got some billionaire contact that has bought up all this old nasa hardware and lets him and his other cohorts reverse engineer and fix it up. the science and coding behind all the hardware is nearly forgotten so it takes some serious greybeard magic to get things working, but they do it often. videos like these just make you feel real stupid cause I can't do any of that poo poo lol.

Marc Verdiell is a legend, a proper old electronics wizard. His videos are always a must-watch. And even a wizard like him is at times flabbergasted by the insane sorcery that is RF comms.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

I consider myself a somewhat bright individual, and that was a lot of gibberish to me. How the gently caress this was actually able to work is amazing to me.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


It's not that complicated, you can muddle your way through with logic gates, I think. At least that's how it sounded to me, with the wires and relays.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Simply put, they put lightening in the rocks and made them do math.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Nocheez posted:

I consider myself a somewhat bright individual, and that was a lot of gibberish to me. How the gently caress this was actually able to work is amazing to me.

The gist of it is you can store data by having a metal loop and either sending wires through it or not sending wires through it. You have a bundle of wires with each wire representing a bit in your word of data. If a bit is a 1, send it through the loop, if the bit is a 0, send it around the loop. You then send current down a different wire which induces a magnetic field in the metal loop, that magnetic field in the loop then induces a current in the wires that go through it. Then you can just read all your wires and the wires that went through the loop have current going through them for say 1, and the wires that don't go through the loop have no current, or 0. Then you have recovered the data you stored. The complicated bit is all the other wires they have to be able to select a specific loop.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Kwyndig posted:

One thing that gets me is the Apollo program was one of the most well documented scientific efforts imaginable and they're still missing the programs that made it run. With the right technical know how you could build an AGC from scratch but you'd have to hand code the software that runs it.

https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11 :confused:

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Cojawfee posted:

The gist of it is you can store data by having a metal loop and either sending wires through it or not sending wires through it. You have a bundle of wires with each wire representing a bit in your word of data. If a bit is a 1, send it through the loop, if the bit is a 0, send it around the loop. You then send current down a different wire which induces a magnetic field in the metal loop, that magnetic field in the loop then induces a current in the wires that go through it. Then you can just read all your wires and the wires that went through the loop have current going through them for say 1, and the wires that don't go through the loop have no current, or 0. Then you have recovered the data you stored. The complicated bit is all the other wires they have to be able to select a specific loop.

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
What I don't get is that you have cores that have multiple inhibit wires running through them. If you drive the set wire and one inhibit wire, the core sees no net current and won't flip. But if you drive the set wire and multiple inhibit wires, the core does see a net current, and with the low coercivity of the core I don't see why you don't wind up with the same problems you would if you used those soft cores in a standard core memory configuration.

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