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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Ohtori Akio posted:

lets talk about how joseph robinette biden will bring peace to the middle east by activating selective service

im sufficiently gay and fat to not get drafted

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Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
I welcome the draft. I have always wanted to drive a tank and it would probably be even more fun if you were trying to put it on it's roof.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

yeah I'm getting in shape right now to get drafted. gonbna finally have sex

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

tokin opposition posted:

im sufficiently gay and fat to not get drafted

however youre just retarded enough to join the united states marine corps

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020



president cheese burger, vice president chicken head and the presidential hogs, greed and gluttony will lead america into its burger new future and global burgership

Lin-Manuel Turtle
Jul 12, 2023

The Voice of Labor posted:



president cheese burger, vice president chicken head and the presidential hogs, greed and gluttony will lead america into its burger new future and global burgership

whoa your mom is the vice president?

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Lpzie posted:

yeah I'm getting in shape right now to get drafted. gonbna finally have sex

Good luck!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:

doesn't leave much time to post

probably not worth the trouble then

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Weka posted:

I welcome the draft. I have always wanted to drive a tank and it would probably be even more fun if you were trying to put it on it's roof.

loving tankies

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Punished Turtle posted:

whoa your mom is the vice president?

*things cspam cannot handle: triple entendre

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1345585107072135168
https://twitter.com/jacksonhinklle/status/1559769549897052160

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/means_tv/status/1718794238748438593

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Just a Big Mac is $7.10 nowadays? drat

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

yeah McDonald's is like 25 bucks for two meals. zero idea why anyone still goes there. I get two huge rear end burritos for the same amount that lasts all day

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

Lpzie posted:

yeah McDonald's is like 25 bucks for two meals. zero idea why anyone still goes there. I get two huge rear end burritos for the same amount that lasts all day

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Sure, if you want to eat rear end burritos. Anyway I had a question about this post from the forbidden thread

Blarghalt posted:

Much like how in its death throes the Confederacy's spirit found a new host in the Republican Party, so did Hitler's damned soul float around for a few years before inhabiting the IDF

I thought that was more the Democrats.

Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Also

Only registered members can see post attachments!

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Zadok Allen
Oct 9, 2023

Ardennes posted:

Just a Big Mac is $7.10 nowadays? drat

The two cheeseburger meal is 11.00 loving dollars where I live. Almost as much as a carton of eggs!

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005


This is not an acceptable way to treat an infant

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
yeah where's the condiments

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



So I just googled this gaza place and it says they don't have any McDonalds. Why is are military even bombing this place if it has no strategic value? Is it an act of mercy like they're putting them out of their misery :confused:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


(Not in California)

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015



I think this is the place for this?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
this is the dumpster of CSPAM, the dumpster of the forums, post whatever the hell you please here man

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

smarxist posted:

this is the dumpster of CSPAM, the dumpster of the forums, post whatever the hell you please here man

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp
can you go find lollontee and give him a 50/50 share with your account?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

smarxist posted:

this is the dumpster of CSPAM, the dumpster of the forums, post whatever the hell you please here man

I thought that was trump thread

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Seeing even a little both sidesing in the name of defending Biden on other sites is one of the most blood boiling experiences of my life

Son of Sorrow
Aug 8, 2023

Being drafted isn't even a big deal. A little exercise is good for you and if you won't do it yourself, I'm glad the state is there to help.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
More anti Muslim hate crimes here in burgerland.

A pediatrician was eating her lunch alone outside. Piece of poo poo came up, stabbed her, checked her pulse to see if she was dead, then stabbed her again.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/buckadeath/status/1713359687431663701

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

ComradePeach posted:

Shameful this wasnt on page 1


Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Joe Biden

mags
May 30, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
had a burger today

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Republican debate next week will be serving up tons of burgers

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

cross posting

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019




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Weka
May 5, 2019
Probation
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