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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
goku
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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Please ignore the gag order for the sake of this thread, Mr President

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Billy Strings is short for William Stringsteen

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

:rip: Sheldon

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


TCHOTCHKE

*click*

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1718996489320513702

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Is antisemitic the new woke? They love running words into the ground huh lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Just found out that AC/DC’s “Big Balls” isn’t actually about parties. Very disturbing

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOtFbfd889k

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

Billy Strings is short for William Stringsteen

:eyepop:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008


a h h h y e a h
he's doing a live stream tomorrow night!!!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

guilty as charged 🍕

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I’m calling the police

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

It's so funny Trump and Cum Town both use the same supplier for these

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I’m calling the police



he is buying and selling italians?

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pooky posted:

It's so funny Trump and Cum Town both use the same supplier for these

capitalism is a bitch

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

UFOTacoMan posted:

Billy Strings is short for William Stringsteen

it’s actually William Apostle I think

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

An Apple A Gay posted:

a h h h y e a h
he's doing a live stream tomorrow night!!!

ugh I wanted to go to this but I gotta take the kids trick or treating

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1719047774027804767?s=46

resistentialism
Aug 13, 2007

Gianni Morinipgh

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Harton posted:

ugh I wanted to go to this but I gotta take the kids trick or treating

I know the feeling I gave up a les claypool frog brigade ticket for school orchestra night

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

An Apple A Gay posted:

a h h h y e a h
he's doing a live stream tomorrow night!!!

club status: open

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFNC8HaUUsk

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003




I sell-a da house

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


my dad still insists that the online survey he put his info into was legit and that free Dyson vacuum should be delivered any day now

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Former President Donald Trump claimed that he was worth $3 billion – and had $200 million in cash on hand – in documents that helped him secure the right to run New York City's Ferry Point golf course for the city's Department of Parks and Recreation, according to ABC News.

The estimate, revealed during the civil fraud trial against Trump and his two large adult sons brought by New York Attorney General Letitia James, was later inflated to $5 billion. James asserts that in reality, Trump's net worth never exceeded $2.1 billion in this time frame.

"We wanted to be sure, as we would always, that the operator in place had the funds to deliver on their obligations," testified NYC Parks Department assistant commissioner for business development David Cerron on Monday.

The fraud suit brought by James alleges that Trump and his family systematically lied about the company's assets for years to obtain excessively favorable loan deals and other financial considerations, and seeks $250 million in fines as well as the dissolution of the Trump Organization. In coming days, Trump and his large adult children will be called to testify in person on the matter, including Ivanka Trump, who is not a named party in the suit.

The content is still coming strong

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1719036507980460370

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


https://twitter.com/ThePunnyWorld/status/1718994322996052398

now that you've read this pun, I'm asking you to stop it with the Italian racism posting

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


If Israel blows up the insurance companies that should end all medical services right?

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I'm pretty glad that the Adelson guy is dead :unsmith:

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

the Divorced Dad Energy is off the charts

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1719078002267472040

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

emfive posted:

I'm pretty glad that the Adelson guy is dead :unsmith:

:hf:

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://twitter.com/Trump_History45/status/1718733508229963970

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
don't cross the (piss) streams!!!!

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

emfive posted:

I'm pretty glad that the Adelson guy is dead :unsmith:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
:yooge: human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, American carnage!!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Filthy Hans posted:

Italian racism

no such thing

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

the Sam Bankman-Fried trial has provided us with some of the most brutal court sketches in history

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1719089155395739868

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