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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Dick Burglar posted:

Something about this struck me as very funny. Picturing four weirdos getting into a mass fistfight over who gets to order the anime titty guitar.



4-goons 1-axe

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Sorry, gently caress lionfish. They're an invasive predator with no control species on them and they are wreaking havoc on reefs in the Caribbean and in Florida waters.

In their native areas, fine, they're cool. But where they don't belong? gently caress. Them.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

"Wait we're an invasive species?"

"Always have been."

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Snake?

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

This is very cursed, but also kinda cool. Also reminded me of how vampire bats have developed novel behaviors to feed on livestock animals.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus youngi) snuggles up to a hen’s brood patch, a region rich in surface blood vessels that functions to warm eggs or chicks. By mimicking chick behavior, the bat lulls the bird into a relaxed state, then feeds on the hen’s blood.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus) climbs onto the back of a hen, which crouches as if mounted by a rooster. The bat will then feed, typically from the rear portion of the bird’s fleshy comb.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus youngi) feeds from a wound it has inflicted on a chicken’s backward-facing big toe, called the hallux. Feeding this way keeps the bat hidden from its sharp-beaked prey.

Illustrations & photo are from this article in Natural History

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Nancy posted:

This is very cursed, but also kinda cool. Also reminded me of how vampire bats have developed novel behaviors to feed on livestock animals.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus youngi) snuggles up to a hen’s brood patch, a region rich in surface blood vessels that functions to warm eggs or chicks. By mimicking chick behavior, the bat lulls the bird into a relaxed state, then feeds on the hen’s blood.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus) climbs onto the back of a hen, which crouches as if mounted by a rooster. The bat will then feed, typically from the rear portion of the bird’s fleshy comb.


White-winged vampire bat (Diaemus youngi) feeds from a wound it has inflicted on a chicken’s backward-facing big toe, called the hallux. Feeding this way keeps the bat hidden from its sharp-beaked prey.

Illustrations & photo are from this article in Natural History

Close thread, ban poster, burn phone.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

That little guy is just so thrilled to be there.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Radio Paranoia posted:

That little guy is just so thrilled to be there.

The little chicks seem less pleased. "ah gently caress, it's our squawking rear end in a top hat brother again."

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Butterfly Valley posted:

totally zombified people sat at those machines and then coming back 3 hours later and seeing them in the same position

For Americans, that is Las Vegas. For Finns, it's just the nearest supermarket. (Except every old person is usually playing three machines at the same time.)

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

For Americans, that is Las Vegas. For Finns, it's just the nearest supermarket. (Except every old person is usually playing three machines at the same time.)



My State recently got vending machines that dispense scratchers* and it's bleak to see a line for it when I'm buying booze and smokes at 1 in the morning.

*little lotto tickets that you scratch too see if you won a prize, a common government-sponsored firm of gambling in the US, proceeds usually are earmarked for schools or something else involuntary tax revenue should be funding

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

For Americans, that is Las Vegas. For Finns, it's just the nearest supermarket. (Except every old person is usually playing three machines at the same time.)



You know these finns are in distress because they normally never stand that close together

GhastlyBizness
Sep 10, 2016

seashells by the sea shorpheus

This is absolutely nuts. You look at the body structure and think spider but then when you look closer, yep, that’s a weird distended fly adapted to a super-specific lifestyle

The generational stuff and the grooming is wild too. It’s like with naked mole rats, where these creatures seem to adopt behaviours and features of entirely different classes of animals, mammals to insects and vice versa. It’s some SCP poo poo.

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

I expect North America to be a damned hellscape but I'm so disappointed when I see Eastern countries display that sort of behavior. I was recently in Norway and I dont recall seeing a single lottery ad.

The best pizza place at home also has a bar in the back and thus, slot machines. They actually open bars in some rural places solely for the slots, because there's no night life to speak of. Anyway, its pretty normal to head in for a slice at lunch and see people waiting for noon sharp to hit a la Lenny & Carl so they can start gambling (they run from noon-midnight daily). They also have one of those break open ticket dispensers near the door. I had a couple quarters change from getting a slice one day and decided to try one. There was some kind of error on the machine and an admin prompt appeared. I tried, I dunno, admin//admin or something like that and it worked. I decided to log back out rather than try my luck, no pun intended.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Every now and then I have to go to a little town in Illinois with 7000~ people. Indiana doesn't allow gambling machines except at casinos. This little town has, last I counted, five gambling+liquor stores along the main road. Pretty sure every single gas station has a couple video poker machines too.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


not the thread but I'm having real trouble locating the 'babbys first website thread' that undoubtedly exist on these forums
I just registered domain names and purchased a hosting package for hosting anarchist and antizionist content (END THE APARTHEID STATE) but I have no idea how to put it all together

please point me in the right direction.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.




I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

GhastlyBizness posted:

This is absolutely nuts. You look at the body structure and think spider but then when you look closer, yep, that’s a weird distended fly adapted to a super-specific lifestyle

The generational stuff and the grooming is wild too. It’s like with naked mole rats, where these creatures seem to adopt behaviours and features of entirely different classes of animals, mammals to insects and vice versa. It’s some SCP poo poo.

Pigeon flies are another gross fly, their lifecycles changed as well due to the species they prey on.

Even see them attach to cockatoos who get too close to pigeons

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Everybody hates on wasps , but flies are the real unholy freaks of nature.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

steinrokkan posted:

flies are the real unholy freaks of nature.

I got some flyless underpants for Yule one year and there was actual Panic! at the Disco when I got drunk and needed to pee and couldn't find the hole.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Everything I see reminds me of him

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
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Dares Box Trump

Kharnifex posted:

Pigeon flies are another gross fly, their lifecycles changed as well due to the species they prey on.

Even see them attach to cockatoos who get too close to pigeons

I'm following a guy on youtube who rescue birds of prey and in many videos he's talking about needing to take a shower because of the flat flies the birds carry.

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

Radio Paranoia posted:

That little guy is just so thrilled to be there.

The article is based on a so-so pop science book about blood drinking animals called "Dark Banquet" & the illustrator's bats always look pleased as punch to me.






steinrokkan posted:

Everybody hates on wasps , but flies are the real unholy freaks of nature.

What's your opinion on the bee fly?


BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big rib kid vibe

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Nancy posted:

The article is based on a so-so pop science book about blood drinking animals called "Dark Banquet" & the illustrator's bats always look pleased as punch to me.






What's your opinion on the bee fly?




Adorable

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Big rib kid vibe

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Don't usually get :lol:s from this thread

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

:lmao:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Lmao

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A spooky Halloween curse.

Content warning: mortally injured insect. But it's a wasp, so gently caress 'em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQ9osQeDOo

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


You're dead, you're dead, you're dead and out of this world.

Mario Yesyes
Oct 30, 2012


Amazing.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Yaaay! :neckbeard:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
lol

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Facebook Aunt posted:

A spooky Halloween curse.

Content warning: mortally injured insect. But it's a wasp, so gently caress 'em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQ9osQeDOo

That just makes them angrier.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I just ate ribs for the first time in years and years.

Coincidence?

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Nancy posted:

What's your opinion on the bee fly?




I call them "flees"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

When I was a kid I collected AOL CDs for a while because I thought it could make for cool wall tiling or something. Luckily I grew out of before I had a chance to give it a try, and that's just because it would look stupid. Throwing a bunch of cancer on top of that sounds terrible.


Those were hard drive platters in the reddit post that have the carcinogen, CDs should have be fine, other than general microplastics concerns.

Lt. Cock posted:

Is it true tho? I don’t believe most facts I see from Reddit users.
From one of the other threads the picture was posted it, it sounds like yes there's a carcinogen in HD platters but as long as they're not broken it shouldn't be released, like asbestos.

Whether or not that's true who knows, but to be safe I'll avoid eating any hard drives.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
HDD platters are inert, just don't sniff pulverised electronics.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Antigravitas posted:

HDD platters are inert, just don't sniff pulverised electronics.

lol and live with out that magical pulverised electronics high?

Not likely!

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