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new resume enhancement just dropped https://twitter.com/roshanpateI/status/1719030157229326662
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Oct 31, 2023 06:55
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good top energy, but not the kind of motherfucker you'd want in your back walls by a long shot
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Oct 31, 2023 07:08
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800 million? Pathetic
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Oct 31, 2023 07:26
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i want to hear more about the massive corporate overhaul they facilitated at a fortune 100 company as a summer intern. that's not something you can do when you're shooting blanks
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Oct 31, 2023 07:37
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FMguru posted:new resume enhancement just dropped this dude should beat off more
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Oct 31, 2023 11:40
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52 vo2 max is pretty good but not really brag on your resume about it good.
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Oct 31, 2023 16:36
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post hole digger posted:52 vo2 max is pretty good but not really brag on your resume about it good. It is a great number with 800 million sperm in your lungs, tho.
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Oct 31, 2023 16:44
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my t level is through the roof *shotguns a bottle of itoen*
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Oct 31, 2023 17:04
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Senior Frontend Engineer Requirements: * 1-2 years professional javascript experience * JUICERS NEED NOT APPLY Senior Database Engineer Requirements: * 5-10 years professional MySQL experience * >=900 ng/dl testosterone. No questions asked.
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Oct 31, 2023 17:56
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i've heard of test driven development but...
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Sapozhnik posted:i've heard of test driven development but... lol
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Kazinsal posted:good top energy, but not the kind of motherfucker you'd want in your back walls by a long shot lol
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Nov 1, 2023 12:04
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I have half a mind to A/B test applying to web3 companies with and without my max deadlift on my resume
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i just started at a new hugecorp and i am being reintroduced to the shell game of "never bill to O&M even when you're specifically doing O&M" i dont know or care about cap vs maintenance but its definitely the strongest example i've ever seen of "a metric ceases to become useful the second someone starts paying attention to it"
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Corla Plankun posted:i just started at a new hugecorp and i am being reintroduced to the shell game of "never bill to O&M even when you're specifically doing O&M" lol I wish I could detail my corp's shenanigans without potentially doxxing myself but yes billing is the hugest racket. It's a bludgeon used to deflect responsibility to people who actually produce work rather than manage it; you can read and justify anything from a bill rate My third eye opened the day that I realized that some people are employed for the sole purpose of absorbing billable hours. Any actual useable work produced by those employees is a fringe benefit
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Nov 1, 2023 19:43
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today i googled securities fraud for unrelated reasons and its hard not to interpret cap vs o&m billing as anything but stock manipulation but i guess when corporations do it its fine
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Corla Plankun posted:today i googled securities fraud for unrelated reasons and its hard not to interpret cap vs o&m billing as anything but stock manipulation but i guess when corporations do it its fine 
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Corla Plankun posted:today i googled securities fraud for unrelated reasons and its hard not to interpret cap vs o&m billing as anything but stock manipulation but i guess when corporations do it its fine it was the nu metal guy, wasn’t it? i also appreciated wikipedia noting that at least 10% of publicly traded firms do the fraud.
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Corla Plankun posted:i just started at a new hugecorp and i am being reintroduced to the shell game of "never bill to O&M even when you're specifically doing O&M" Corla Plankun posted:today i googled securities fraud for unrelated reasons and its hard not to interpret cap vs o&m billing as anything but stock manipulation but i guess when corporations do it its fine What does cap vs O&M billing signify in this case? Is the implication that cap is capex and thus ends up getting amortized on the balance sheet and shows up as an asset versus O&M is money spent this year and probably next? If you're making bug fixes and installing systems that are intended to render benefits over a long period, wouldnt it be capex (asking for a friend)? CarForumPoster fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Nov 2, 2023 |
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ThePopeOfFun posted:it was the nu metal guy, wasn’t it? i also appreciated wikipedia noting that at least 10% of publicly traded firms do the fraud. yeah! lmao
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CarForumPoster posted:What does cap vs O&M billing signify in this case? yes cap is capex and every place I've worked that has billable cap has had explicit rules about billing an exact percent of your time to it (75-100) regardless of what you are doing, especially if what you are doing is operating and maintaining existing systems literally every worker is told to fake their hours every week and getting this wrong is one of the only ways you can get in trouble at an enterprise bigcorp
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O&M is deductible against your revenues once and once only. Capex represents a permanent improvement that you can claim against taxes as it depreciates every year AND borrow against AND use to market yourself AND fulfils promises of growth you already made There are not enough tax inspectors in the world to investigate even a fraction of what actually happens so you get entire companies built on miscategorization
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Dijkstracula posted:I have half a mind to A/B test applying to web3 companies with and without my max deadlift on my resume when I show up to an OS/deadlift competition and my competition is Dawson Engler
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nudgenudgetilt posted:i'm pretty sure there's no way i'd survive a week at a faang idk your direct manager matters so much my first staff meeting here, I had a list of bugs I'd worked on and was ready to talk about them, my boss gets there, closes the door, and says "hey has anyone heard any cool rumors???" the manager across the hall had daily drop down 1:1's with every member of his staff. now I would've wilted under that kind of scrutiny, but ive lasted 7 years here at this point
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JawnV6 posted:my first staff meeting here, I had a list of bugs I'd worked on and was ready to talk about them, my boss gets there, closes the door, and says "hey has anyone heard any cool rumors???" well of course you like it if your manager is the player character in a 90s CRPG
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JawnV6 posted:
what the gently caress
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i do that with interns and people on the razors edge of pips that are about to be fired
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where do you find the time to have daily 1:1s with all your reports, do you have no other work?!?
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JawnV6 posted:when I show up to an OS/deadlift competition and my competition is Dawson Engler i met this mf once. talk about strong static typing
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rotor posted:where do you find the time to have daily 1:1s with all your reports, do you have no other work?!? 
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i once had a manager that had 57 direct reports (half contractors) and i literally talked to that guy twice a year and it owned owned owned
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rotor posted:where do you find the time to have daily 1:1s with all your reports, do you have no other work?!? BORN TO MANAGE ORGCHART IS A gently caress Pip Em All 2023 I am micromanage man 410,757,864,530 1:1 HOURS
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Corla Plankun posted:i once had a manager that had 57 direct reports (half contractors) and i literally talked to that guy twice a year and it owned owned owned how do you get promoted tho
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Nov 3, 2023 03:16
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CarForumPoster posted:how do you get promoted tho you switch jobs 
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CarForumPoster posted:how do you get promoted tho perhaps by appearing to do work while not using up their time at all
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:perhaps by appearing to do work while not using up their time at all I've realised that I'm not good enough/willing to work hard enough to do well at my current job so this is my strategy instead
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Not a Children posted:O&M is deductible against your revenues once and once only. Capex represents a permanent improvement that you can claim against taxes as it depreciates every year AND borrow against AND use to market yourself AND fulfils promises of growth you already made my job title is software "developer" so all my time goes under "R&D". we're explicitly told only to put our major projects onto the timesheet and that it must add up to 100% of our time! I guess when the tax incentives get moved to maintenance or something they'll finally rename us software janitors
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got laid off yesterday from a big 4 firm that starts with a d and ends with a stupid loving green dot. motherfuckers I know your profit margins my salary is a rounding error goddamn I’m pissed luckily i kinda saw it coming and I’ve already had 2 interviews lined up. took a break from making stuff to try my hand at at consulting and I was bored to tears so I was already looking to move on. spur in my rear end to move faster edit: they paid for my cissp like 6 months ago so thanks for that on the way out
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JawnV6 posted:when I show up to an OS/deadlift competition and my competition is Dawson Engler 
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