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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

tbh baphomet is probably better at predicting what pleasures of the flesh you prefer than those idiots in pinhead's department, they constantly lose their wards and get writeups

Worst zoom calls with those guys, too, everything is saturated blue and black and you can't see poo poo

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

i mean sid is right.. the answer is Yes.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Flowers for QAnon posted:

I like to smoke meats on Monday - bacon wrapped pork tenderloin with a coating of duck fat



yes :boom:

bird with big dick posted:

We all know Baphomet has bangin titties but do they have a P or a V?

men only think of one thing, demons

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Every demon has its day

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

This one's the day of the dead though (good day)

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

May your Halloween be blessed and filled with candy

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*buying the necronomicon for all those demon titties*

redshirt posted:

May your Halloween be blessed and filled with candy

i'm a diabetic redshirt wtf!?

mods can we get a ban +30 for them wishing death upon me?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Luvcow posted:

*buying the necronomicon for all those demon titties*

i'm a diabetic redshirt wtf!?

mods can we get a ban +30 for them wishing death upon me?

Sorry! I have some sugar free Werthers I can give you.

Also a banana and/or apple. :)

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lmao

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Welcome back

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Looks like GOOSE PUSSY is back on the menu

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Looks like GOOSE PUSSY is back on the menu

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Looks like GOOSE PUSSY is back on the menu

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Looks like GOOSE PUSSY is back on the menu

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Tonight I’m turning off the lights and seeing if I can eat 35,000 calories of candy.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

bird with big dick posted:

Tonight I’m turning off the lights and seeing if I can eat 35,000 calories of candy.

and are you doing anything NEW??? :smugmrgw:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

This is new, usually I eat 35,000 calories of ham.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

i'm not an antisocial weirdo so i'm gonna give the trick or treaters candy (:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You know it's pretty hard moving about in oversized Dark Side cloak and hood. How do you see anything??

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

Looks like GOOSE PUSSY is back on the menu

just in time for thanksgiving (the good one)

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

bagmonkey posted:

just in time for thanksgiving (the good one)

*kntkfr sitting in a bar talking to someone*

"what's my name? well... you see that guy over there? yeah he builds bridges so everyone calls him tom the bridge builder, guy next to him makes bows, so everyone calls him jim the bow maker. me? well you get left alone with ONE TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING..."

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Apr 6, 2011

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Luvcow posted:

*kntkfr sitting in a bar talking to someone*

"what's my name? well... you see that guy over there? yeah he builds bridges so everyone calls him tom the bridge builder, guy next to him makes bows, so everyone calls him jim the bow maker. me? well you get left alone with ONE TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING..."

Lol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the pie scene in american pie except its a roast goose and kntfkr has ruined thanksgiving again

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Enthusiastically recommending the goose pussy as "the best part"

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Why is that story burned into my brain

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003




wb

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
anyone else gonna try and write a novel next month for nanowrimo

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

AARD VARKMAN posted:

anyone else gonna try and write a novel next month for nanowrimo

just looked this up. 50 000 words is a lot op. but gently caress it, im in

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

just did a typing test. 72 wpm. if i can sustain half that, that's over 23 hours of writing. thats a lot of time spent on some trash no one will ever read!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i haven't taken a typing test in several years so im just going to assume im still at 130. now presumably I will be able to write that the entire time, meaning I should be done around dinner time tomorrow

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Blair Witch?

I had a legit spooky flashback to that movie as I was briefly discombobulated in the woods at night.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


redshirt posted:

Blair Witch?

I had a legit spooky flashback to that movie as I was briefly discombobulated in the woods at night.

skinamarink so even slower than blair witch

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

just did a typing test. 72 wpm. if i can sustain half that, that's over 23 hours of writing. thats a lot of time spent on some trash no one will ever read!

I think your math is wrong!! That 50000/72 is 694.5 which would be 11 and a half hours.

e: Oh I missed the part about sustaining half of that lol

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

anyone else gonna try and write a novel next month for nanowrimo

the only time i've written 50000 words was shrek fan fic lol

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I write 50,000 words of useless drivel every day as posts on this website so a novel should be a piece of cake

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

I write 50,000 words of useless drivel every day as posts on this website so a novel should be a piece of cake

basicalyl tihs.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I don't know how to use the semicolon, is that required

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I don't know how to use the semicolon, is that required

It;s fine; don;t worry about it;

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I don't know how to use the semicolon, is that required

Only if you're writing Literature I think

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