|
davidspackage posted:Took me a few loops to see what was happening here. Did a dog just shoot across the road? Did someone toss out a stuffed dog at an inopportune moment? I had to watch that multiple times to parse what the hell happened. I wanna know how that discussion at the end went. “gently caress, sorry my dog launched itself off of the random tower behind my fence at your head. It’s happened enough that I am now insured to cover the damage to you and your bike.” Or am I still not viewing everything correctly and that balcony isn’t situated strangely over a fence that appears to have a big enough yard for other dogs to play in. Goddamn autocorrect is being a bitch today
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 14:59
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 03:36 |
|
|
Bored posted:Goddamn autocorrect is being a bitch today New iPhone? Mine's been fucky about it too lately.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 15:08
|
|
|
Nfcknblvbl posted:New iPhone? Mine's been fucky about it too lately. Not new.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 15:10
|
|
|
Maybe it's an ios 17 thing then.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 15:11
|
|
|
Autocorrect gets worse every year. Techbros innovating all sorts of good things into garbage.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 17:25
|
|
|
Yeah it's actively getting worse on Android too
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 17:32
|
|
|
I really like the feature with the Gboard swipe keyboard where it assumes what your sentence is going to be and refuses to put the word you're typing and instead puts something that only sort of matches your swipes. So you take the time to tap it out, and it still corrects to the wrong word. Very cool.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 17:44
|
|
|
SpacePig posted:I really like the feature with the Gboard swipe keyboard where it assumes what your sentence is going to be and refuses to put the word you're typing and instead puts something that only sort of matches your swipes. So you take the time to tap it out, and it still corrects to the wrong word. Very cool. The algorithm knows the conversation you should be having, not the one you want to have
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 17:54
|
|
|
Biplane posted:The algorithm knows the conversation you should be having, not the one you want to have That makes no see our top 10 list of best Christmas gifts in 2023
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 18:06
|
|
|
steinrokkan posted:That makes no see our top 10 list of best Christmas gifts in 2023 Thank you
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 18:12
|
|
|
But the other day my phone autocorrected mens sana in corpore sano into "men's sauna in corporate sale", so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 18:19
|
|
|
https://packaged-media.redd.it/lmwi...1f066bc0951#t=0
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 18:45
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 19:06
|
|
|
 love blooms on the battlefield
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 19:13
|
|
|
It sprays him like a frightened octopus.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 19:51
|
|
|
Oh god it keeps happening
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 20:07
|
|
|
My phone corrected "matriarchy" to "mariachi" yesterday when I was making a joke about the long men's room walk video to my mom and it made my joke way funnier so I think it's a plus
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 20:42
|
|
|
Scratch Monkey posted:
To complete the condiment trifecta, I once dropped a large open jar of relish. We found relish on the ceiling in the next room, plus pretty much everywhere in the kitchen.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 21:10
|
|
|
BrideOfUglycat posted:Canada's very own Rachel Dolezal Rachel Dolehzal
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 21:39
|
|
|
deoju posted:I've heard that darker skinned white people in the US used to claim Indian heritage because it was seen as less shameful than African American or Latino. Like a few generations later your 1/4 black grandma might tell you that your great grandma was a Cherokee princess or some poo poo. One of the genealogy groups that I follow turned into a turf war when one of the more prolific posters obsessed with the melungeons asked a skeptic to prove claims with evidence and whaddya know, the skeptic did. Or at least tried to--I quit the group after melungeon lady kept posting screed after screed.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 21:51
|
|
|
M'lungeon
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 21:53
|
|
|
This is absolutely perfect.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:00
|
|
|
Just put in a black and white filter on this and someone saying "Always having trouble handling your pizza sauce!?" wahh wahh
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:09
|
|
|
https://i.imgur.com/wVy4xvr.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/LHa6Fi8.mp4
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:33
|
|
|
I brought my Drake posted:One of the genealogy groups that I follow turned into a turf war when one of the more prolific posters obsessed with the melungeons asked a skeptic to prove claims with evidence and whaddya know, the skeptic did. Or at least tried to--I quit the group after melungeon lady kept posting screed after screed. I know a melungeon. His name is Cecil and he is hella drunk all the time, and looks exactly like the woodcut on the Wiki article. His voice is like if Foghorn Leghorn smoked a million discount cigarettes. Uh, Cecil-based schad... Oh, so he did overnight cleaning at a bar I worked for, and he would "help shut down" for drinks. Problem was the more drinks he had the slower he would go and you couldn't leave until he did. So the night I quit I didn't have to close, and the guy they were replacing me with was closing for the first time. I got Cecil as drunk as he's ever been and from reports they didn't get out until nine in the morning. Also one time he was helping a friend paint a rental property and he passed out while painting, and my buddy walked in with potential tenants to find Cecil passed out in a huge puddle of landlord-white paint. I don't see him as much anymore
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:35
|
|
|
e: nm
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:35
|
|
|
That’s so mean! good one, Carnie. Good one
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:44
|
|
|
I brought my Drake posted:One of the genealogy groups that I follow turned into a turf war when one of the more prolific posters obsessed with the melungeons asked a skeptic to prove claims with evidence and whaddya know, the skeptic did. Or at least tried to--I quit the group after melungeon lady kept posting screed after screed. A Melungeon man I met once said the term came from the bootlegger woman identified in that wikipedia article, Haley Mullin. Mullin Gin--> Melungeon. He also said they were a descended from Turkish sailors that were rescued from a sinking ship bound for America that didn't turn around. True or not, they are cool stories.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:52
|
|
|
Someone have the compilation that's either that guy, or a different guy operating the same ride, just doing variations of that over and over again?
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 22:55
|
|
|
Air Skwirl posted:Someone have the compilation that's either that guy, or a different guy operating the same ride, just doing variations of that over and over again? At this point it's probably standard practice at most rides.
|
|
#
?
Oct 31, 2023 23:10
|
|
|
Admiral Joeslop posted:At this point it's probably standard practice at most rides. The Big Shot operator at the Stratosphere in Vegas got me with this in 2001.
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 00:19
|
|
|
davidspackage posted:Took me a few loops to see what was happening here. Did a dog just shoot across the road? Did someone toss out a stuffed dog at an inopportune moment? yeah first time it almost looked like someone poorly cgi'ed in something running down the steet
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 00:31
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/BorboaGrant/status/1107727029493874688
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 01:17
|
|
|
Admiral Joeslop posted:At this point it's probably standard practice at most rides. I would assume, I just know long one was posted in this thread or it's precursor and wanna see it again.
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 01:40
|
|
|
Here's another road rage guy eating poo poo https://i.imgur.com/QTYX9eN.mp4 "Who ordered the bukake bucket?"
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 01:52
|
|
|
Overdrawn at the blood bank 
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 02:49
|
|
|
Air Skwirl posted:Someone have the compilation that's either that guy, or a different guy operating the same ride, just doing variations of that over and over again? I saw a really good one where the guy would discreetly drop a big bolt on the floor, and pick it up and say "Hold on, this just fell from your se-" as they were launched. On a similar note: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIkQtlc8Jk4 Lady has an orgasm on Slingshot ride, Her boyfriend's reaction is pretty amusing.
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 03:21
|
|
|
The new Harley Quinn pilot looking good
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 04:57
|
|
|
Food Boner posted:Literally why siba inu were bred Pretty sure that's a Basenji
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 05:24
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 03:36 |
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Pr_E8Tz7RE
|
|
#
?
Nov 1, 2023 11:16
|
|
