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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
You can't say blyat on television

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Sukalodeon

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Unconfirmed but my team assesses high confidence in this intelligence.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

the popes toes posted:

Unconfirmed but my team assesses high confidence in this intelligence.



give your mom my regards

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer

ChubbyChecker posted:

give your mom my regards

AV / Post Combo pretty great.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

HonorableTB posted:

You can't say blyat on television

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

the popes toes posted:

Unconfirmed but my team assesses high confidence in this intelligence.



Thats deliciously absurd even for a UK tabloid

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
Shocking footage of NATO war criminals using HIMARS against civilians...against children.
https://twitter.com/OfficialFtSill/status/1719104478769537327

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Holy poo poo that's grotesque

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
It's like they intentionally chose sub-munitions that were bright and colorful and looked like candy, to get children to pick them up.

The ghouls. The absolute monsters.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Putting the Mars in HIMARS

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
:mods:

Electric_Mud
May 31, 2011

>10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Nessus posted:

Putting the Mars in HIMARS

:discourse:

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

brb opening SAD thread as we speak

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Disappointing that each kid just gets a tiny little submunition, they used to hand out a whole BAR

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
The tungsten balls in the shotgun himars are colloquially known as skittles

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Pretty sure that's an old video?

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

the popes toes posted:

Unconfirmed but my team assesses high confidence in this intelligence.



No matter how much people rag on the US for not using metric, the British still using 'stone' will always be a level of sub-stupid.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Yo momma is like 30 stone heavy.


Come on you can't say you don't see it

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I have no idea how much a stone actually weighs, but I would kinda argue that's beside the point

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

I have no idea how much a stone weighs, but that's kinda beside the point isn't it?

How much does a kilo of feathers weigh? I think same deal.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Obviously fake.

No 30-stone Onlyfans person would ever be a “Star”.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Toxic Mental posted:

Obviously fake.

No 30-stone Onlyfans person would ever be a “Star”.

Are you kidding? Isn’t that basically Lizzo?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Shinjobi posted:

Pretty sure that's an old video?

It is and I recall it starting a poo poo show because it was "desensitizing children to weapons of murder" or something

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Yeah that was funny lmao

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Karate Bastard posted:

I have no idea how much a stone actually weighs, but I would kinda argue that's beside the point

6.3 kgs

And yes very much beside the point and even more absurd than the USA's obsession with Imperial

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Wouldn't be a problem if ukers had just stayed in their little island

Bondematt
Jan 26, 2007

Not too stupid

It's only weird in KG since the UK still used lbs for lots stuff.

In Imperial, it makes much more sense at...14 lbs.

OK what the hell Britain.

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

Subjunctive posted:

Are you kidding? Isn’t that basically Lizzo?

Lizzo is certainly successful, but is she an OF star?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Well, she has an OnlyFans thing, but I don’t know how she ranks in the hierarchy of that service.

Sapper
Mar 8, 2003




Dinosaur Gum

FMguru posted:

Shocking footage of NATO war criminals using HIMARS against civilians...against children.
https://twitter.com/OfficialFtSill/status/1719104478769537327

Damnit, every year I tell the other Cub Scout leaders I want to use the Pirate Cannon that the kids haul in the local parade to fire the candy we hand out, and every year they poo-poo me.

Well, next year is gonna be fuckin' lit!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Alright.

I'm willing to take a probe for this. And hopefully not a long one.


UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR
UKRAINE TOOK TWO VILLAGES IN A RIVER CROSSING OPERATION OVER THE DNIPR


FOR YEARS I have been laughed at and for years I have held my ground. Ukraine did it. They successfully linked 4 beachheads and are in the midst of securing the entirety of the east bank of the loving Dniper.


Not a lot is happening on the other side of Ukraine but in this area the ground is still wet and especially due to the Russian destruction of the dam still viable for transmitting military equipment over. And with this they have successfully secured what is about a 15 to 20 mile wide beachhead on the east bank.

My survival is that Ukraine would try to island out three regions of Russian occupied territory, and that would be the multiple area Crimea and the OG 2014 Donetsk.



I think at this point even with 100,000 troops that Russia has added to the roster due to the last mobilization effort, they are still at maximum capacity for defending what Ukraine's been attacking over the last few months in the zap region as well as bakhmut.

So defending a another front at the diner will be very difficult for Russia. Without reducing pressure on avdiivka. Bakhmut provided the Ukraine a lot of breathing room on other fronts to shape those areas. And again these two cities near each other are doing the same. Maximum rushing effort is being spent to take avdiivka.

Also this coincides with the fact that Belarus apparently is devoid of Russian soldiers now. As even more are being pulled to the Ukraine war. I wonder how many of these soldiers are part of that 100,000 figure that I presented. It was mentioned briefly by US defense people that Russia had 400,000 troops in Ukraine, that is a 100,000 difference from estimates like 3 months ago. And estimates pre -new 2023 mobilization.

I'm not sure off the top of my head how many troops Russia has in Belarus I assume it's around 40,000, which would mean 60,000 actual effective recruits and by effective I mean standing and able to see And whatever the Russians had in Belarus.

I mean there really aren't a lot of men left to take from clearly. Especially if Russia is no longer going to support the illegal Belarusian regime. As belaruds has a lovely military that doesn't have enough to protect itself, so it kind of needed those Russian soldiers to ensure dissent was a burden carried by Russia.


There's an absolute burden required to maintain offensive fronts, you need a continuous amount of reinforcements and reserve units to secure your lines. Which doubles what you need in a normal defensive posturing. Where you're not doing full-fledged frontal attacks every single day but defending them. But let's keep in mind that defenders have a one to five advantage over attackers on average, especially over open areas of terrain. So you don't need quite so many defenders as you do attackers. So with what Russia is doing they are burning the candle at 2 ends at all times. And now Ukraine has taken the advantage of that and moved troops over the river. Also Russia blowing up the drat didn't do any help to its efforts of defending as much of their original lines were wiped out and these lines were builts far more hastily with the expectation that they would never cross the river.

It is an interesting and good day first time we've seen villages just get dropped one after another so very rapidly.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Nov 1, 2023

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

For twelve years you have been laughing

zone
Dec 6, 2016


How the turn tables.

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

When you were partying I studied the OSINT map.

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

6.3 kgs

And yes very much beside the point and even more absurd than the USA's obsession with Imperial

Considering we have a young Earth creationist as second in line to the presidency our obsession with Imperial measurements is one of the least stupid things about us.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

the popes toes posted:

Unconfirmed but my team assesses high confidence in this intelligence.





ChubbyChecker posted:

give your mom my regards

Aaayyyyyyyyyy

Big Ass On Fire
Jun 16, 2023

appropriatemetaphor posted:

It is and I recall it starting a poo poo show because it was "desensitizing children to weapons of murder" or something

The other vid was taken on a tarmac. This one is labeled 2023. :shrug:

Ubik_Lives
Nov 16, 2012
I do wonder that one day I might have a 1984 break down, where Ukraine makes some turn around and I have an epiphany that I have always loved War Crime Gigalo’s posts.

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Horsebanger
Jun 25, 2009

Steering wheel! Hey! Steering wheel! Someone tell him to give it to me!

Ubik_Lives posted:

I do wonder that one day I might have a 1984 break down, where Ukraine makes some turn around and I have an epiphany that I have always loved War Crime Gigalo’s posts.

The War Crime Gigalo posting quota has been increased to 25 per day.

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