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TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

flashy_mcflash posted:

"Stolen Valor" John Cena would've been such a based gimmick

You know who would crush that gimmick? Christian. If he were in the position to do it anyway.

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
slaughter never served a single day in the military and pretends he has... he already lived the gimmick brother

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Slaughter was a GI Joe though so he’s grandfathered in

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Slaughter served, he's even admitted to war crimes he committed in Vietnam. Really sad that people disrespect his sacrifices like that.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

flashy_mcflash posted:

"Stolen Valor" John Cena would've been such a based gimmick

I always thought that was his gimmick, it just came in just as the Iraq war was obviously going to poo poo and he turned up like Mayor Quimby with a bag full of pre whacked snakes.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

slaughter never served a single day in the military and pretends he has... he already lived the gimmick brother

What's even funnier is Sarge's daughter does the same thing so it's like stolen stolen valor.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I knew that cena toed the company line in all things but I am still surprised he was this much of a fuckface about it

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/meraWRESTLING/status/1717557404391641180

I laughed at him being outraged it wasn't Charlotte.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

MassRafTer posted:

I laughed at him being outraged it wasn't Charlotte.

Was Charlotte even really wrestling during the ranking period?

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Don't know when PWI's ranking period is, but going by Cagematch Charlotte has wrestled a mere 9 televised matches in 2022 and 16 this year, whereas Giulia is at 41 combined, so way more.

But obviously those shows only aired in Japan and should probably disqualify her or something :what: .

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Giulia won 3 loving belts including the top title in Stardom during the evaluation period (and still has two of those belts) and has put on banger after banger all year

I know Cornette intentionally says inflammatory poo poo because he can't get a real job but it's just so comical how wrong he is all the time

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

It's easy to discount an entire country's scene when you're super racist

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Cornette just loves the fed. He pretends to be mr old school wrasslin but he’s just as fedbrained as wwegareth or jobbernation

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he likes toe at t urds.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
corneh

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
Clearly Stardom just needs to book Giulia versus a ninja turtle to get Cornette's approval.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/BigOlCarl/status/1719397545498026173

What's the source of 'TK totally offered Cornette a job?'

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Dawgstar posted:

https://twitter.com/BigOlCarl/status/1719397545498026173

What's the source of 'TK totally offered Cornette a job?'

I think TK himself, he was at least talking to Cornette in 2018

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
tony kahn tried to hire every single person who has been near a wrestling ring that wasnt currently working for the WWE... except Vince Russo, hallowed be his name

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

tony kahn tried to hire every single person who has been near a wrestling ring that wasnt currently working for the WWE... except Vince Russo, hallowed be his name

To be fair he also banned Hulk Hogan for life from the company, who I'm sure is extremely devastated about this

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Drakkel posted:

To be fair he also banned Hulk Hogan for life from the company, who I'm sure is extremely devastated about this

loving Deadlock making my immediate reaction to this being "Or maybe he's not, brother."

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
the hulkster doesnt need that jabroni company, mark

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
there's no way Tony wasn't a little Hulkamaniac

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Hoss Corncave posted:

loving Deadlock making my immediate reaction to this being "Or maybe he's not, brother."

'No sidebread for this little dude, JACK!"

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


tk is a jabroni markamaniac who feared for his life with cm punk coming after him

i half-watched cm punk's mma matches, there's nothing to fear there

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
he banned hulk hogan but he didnt ban mr. america

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


tony hates america, why else would he expose to the american public the wrestling terrorism that is adam cole matches and promos

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Hoss Corncave posted:

loving Deadlock making my immediate reaction to this being "Or maybe he's not, brother."

"It really depends, the ball's in your court, Tony!"

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The Hulkster wants to bring his Hulkaroos and Hulkayoos to AEW

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Hirez posted:

there's no way Tony wasn't a little Hulkamaniac

i mean, most kids were depending on when they were born and when the started watching wrestling.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


I never liked Hogan cause I grew up watching early 90s CMLL and AAA

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
i still am a hulkamaniac

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Do not even ask posted:

tony hates america
Yo same

Do not even ask posted:

, why else would he expose to the american public the wrestling terrorism that is adam cole matches and promos
I wouldn't wish that evil on anyone

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Adam Cole is an adorable snugglebunny of a man, and I will hear no disparagement of him and his wholesomeness.
:(

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i still am a hulkamaniac

Hogan is a real piece of poo poo but if you don’t still hoot and holler every time he hulks up and points at a dude you don’t even like wrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

History Comes Inside! posted:

Hogan is a real piece of poo poo but if you don’t still hoot and holler every time he hulks up and points at a dude you don’t even like wrestling

Seems boring.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

It lacked the dignity and gravitas of Sting's "AAAAAOOW!"

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

“I think the problem is you’re just uneducated.”
sting is so cool...

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

BGrifter posted:

The Hulkster wants to bring his Hulkaroos and Hulkayoos to AEW
ADD MEATBALL

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

MassRafTer posted:

Seems boring.

Consider your side bread privileges revoked, dude

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