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moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
just lol at the four wheel steer on the cybertruck vs like a 2002 gmc

https://twitter.com/TeslaHype/status/1716775293912776900?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYqJF6D5cp0&t=50s

https://twitter.com/AzharTheGreat/status/1717032060928282851?s=20

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Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I can't understand this. Does he really think you can shoot an arrow through a car? Is he thinking "into" instead of "through"?

internet 3.0 taught me people are impressed by the lamest poo poo possible

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ1OjxCOJsk

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Palladium posted:

internet 3.0 taught me people are impressed by the lamest poo poo possible

none of these things are for people, people don't have money, nowadays all products and services exist only to convince the investor class to invest in them

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
finally a cure for this plague of arrow-based assaults on cars.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

CaptainBeefart posted:

Lol

Whoever is filming needs to quit making those weird wet mouth noises.

That was you, salivating while looking at the CYBERTRUCK

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



CaptainBeefart posted:

Lol

Whoever is filming needs to quit making those weird wet mouth noises.

Turn on your speakers.

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Tesla wins first U.S. Autopilot trial involving fatal crash

Elon ftw. Again.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Another epic L for the Elon haters.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Feels Villeneuve posted:

Another epic L for the Elon haters.

love to see it

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
Mighty joe rohan impaled my corolla with ease

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Still doesn't have a middle brake light, therefore not street legal yet

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

morningdrew posted:

Still doesn't have a middle brake light, therefore not street legal yet
you won't care

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Riders of Rogan

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

?

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
now i know what tesla brain sounds like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUS-f8mcyio

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Is that supposed to be the car doing something that isn't just backing up out of a parking space normally??

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Is that supposed to be the car doing something that isn't just backing up out of a parking space normally??

Yes it did all that while being the CYBERTRUCK

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Mr Interweb posted:

from a few pages back but this is pro-click.

my favorite part though is something that was mentioned in passing, where musk used a colored image of the moon for the mars logo. :lmao: this is as baffling as it is hilarious. like, why would you do this? are there not any proper pictures of mars out there? it wouldn't even be fair to say they were being lazy about it because i would think it takes even MORE effort to do what they did instead of just finding an actual image of mars :lmao:

the image wasn't altered, it's a photo of the "blood moon", when the moon looks red during a total lunar eclipse

elon just took the first image of a red circle in space that he found and assumed it was mars

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

2002?

Try 1988:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEA1G6KdPOw&t=74s

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
its halloween

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Sir Tonk posted:

do you think musk listens to tool?

elon musk might just be the platonic ideal of a tool listener: thinks he's a genius, actually is dumb as hell. thinks he's cool, is a giant unlovable wad of dough

i listen to tool, but im smart and cool though :cool:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

shyduck posted:

pregnant people

reported for racism

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

musk keeps pointing out how hard it is to shoot the cybertruck, does it have any other features?

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Sir Tonk posted:

musk keeps pointing out how hard it is to shoot the cybertruck, does it have any other features?

No, it's only good for target practice.

Elon just wants everyone to shoot cybertucks on sight.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Eat This Glob posted:

i listen to tool, but im smart and cool though :cool:

that's right

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bro Jogan shooting one of Elmo’s garbage vaporware products with a compound bow. The crossover event nobody wanted. Aside from a few bazingas.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
calling a foul on too many wrongwords

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


I gotta respect a band that just loving hates their fans and tells them so in multiple songs yet they still buy it

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
driving the cybertruck back in time to the war of the roses those arrows wont stop me now

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


hanging out in an empty warehouse shooting a lovely truk with a bow

elon ftw

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

driving the cybertruck back in time to the war of the roses those arrows wont stop me now

maybe the battle of agincourt instead

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
The Cybertruck can function briefly as a light tank.

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

harald hardrada blowing a fat vape cloud out the cracked window of a cybertruck and taking an arrow to the throat

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
they should let you toggle between street legal mode and street illegal mode

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Just make the car out of the arrow

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

Spergin Morlock posted:

i love how elon's only big selling point for the cybertruck is that it can resist rocks and bullets, even though it fails most of the time to do even that

don't forget that it's also a boat

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1719534867833037174

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

do retards dream of electric trucks?

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

he's right

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