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Milo and POTUS posted:Draculas are stupid as poo poo if what we do in the shadows is indicative of anything If they've been around long enough they'd have lived through not only leaded gas, but also literally drinking mercury as a laxative. Heavy metal poisoning makes you both stupid, angry, and insane so it kinda checks all the boxes.
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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:If they've been around long enough they'd have lived through not only leaded gas, but also literally drinking mercury as a laxative. Heavy metal poisoning makes you both stupid, angry, and insane so it kinda checks all the boxes.  And with biomagnification concentrating pollutants in apex predators, they'd be even more impacted than your average human
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1719518654063096087 Uh, who?
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zoux posted:Uh, who? Pfft, get a load of this joker who's never seen The Bladerunner!
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Nov 1, 2023 03:23
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Blade Runner, the famous Wesley Snipes character.
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:Blade Runner, the famous Wesley Snipes character. I thought he was more of an uphill ice skater than a runner
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kazil posted:I thought he was more of an uphill ice skater than a runner no that was the other guy.
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:no that was the other guy. I think it was just some motherfucker.
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Son of Rodney posted:It took me way too long to realize that count von count was a vampire because they are known for being compulsive, well, counters. Folklore was that if one was following you, you could drop a small sack of grains or something and they'd have to stop to count them o m f g
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OwlFancier posted:drat if I am ever attacked by an archer I will be safe inside the cybertruck, unlike a if I was in a normal car or wearing a fairly thick coat. Maybe it's not a concern for you, but for the wealthy residents of Star City this is an essential feature.
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Tiggum posted:Maybe it's not a concern for you, but for the wealthy residents of Star City this is an essential feature. Yeah, well, they shouldn't have failed that city.
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"they say you Blade Runner." "that's right, it's me, Blade Runner. how do you do?"
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Blade Runner is just the mobile runner game of the Blade IP
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Please, Mr Runner is my father. Just call me Blade
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Son of Rodney posted:It took me way too long to realize that count von count was a vampire because they are known for being compulsive, well, counters. Folklore was that if one was following you, you could drop a small sack of grains or something and they'd have to stop to count them I hope it didn’t take you too much longer to realize that this isn’t the reason, and the counting character is a vampire because Dracula’s title is Count and he likes to count
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The Count isn't a vampire, he's vampire-like  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LENSqVW3Q3k
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Ishamael posted:I hope it didn’t take you too much longer to realize that this isn’t the reason, and the counting character is a vampire because Dracula’s title is Count I just realised that "Jurassic Park" is a reference to the Korean paleontologist Jin-Young Park of the Seodaemun Museum of Natural History.
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It's actually a reference to the Chief Safety Officer at Kia Motors America.
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sebmojo posted:o m f g Yeah there's a Netflix film called errementari where a scene involves throwing a jar of grains to force the demon to count them allowing people to escape
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Ishamael posted:I hope it didn’t take you too much longer to realize that this isn’t the reason, and the counting character is a vampire because Dracula’s title is Count Seems likely that it's actually both. The thing about vampires compulsively counting things is pretty well-known. 
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Yeah there's a Netflix film called errementari where a scene involves throwing a jar of grains to force the demon to count them allowing people to escape Oh I knew about the counting thing, just never made the connection
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zoux posted:Folklore style vampires are such losers, I could effortlessly kill them by the dozens with bag of seed and crossing a river Yeah, but then again they could disguise themselves as so many other things, including haystacks.
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zoux posted:Folklore style vampires are such losers, I could effortlessly kill them by the dozens with bag of seed and crossing a river Yeah we all read stories to solve
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Video unavailable This video contains content from LDS, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds lol
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Hate when the world's boldest kidnapper yanks your kid into their house right in front of you and then you have to sit there tapping your watch waiting for the cops, only to have them tell you obviously Batman doesn't live in that house so your kid can't be in there last year i got one of those inflatable t-rex costumes for halloween and as I had just finished putting it on and inflating it, my gf at the time opened the door to a bunch of lil kid trick or treaters and they saw me in the costume and all of a sudden there were like 20 5-6 year olds in my house enamored with the dinosaur. their parents had to come inside and pull them out and i'm like "drat people, don't your kids know not to run into a stranger's house?"
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Large Testicles posted:last year i got one of those inflatable t-rex costumes for halloween and as I had just finished putting it on and inflating it, my gf at the time opened the door to a bunch of lil kid trick or treaters and they saw me in the costume and all of a sudden there were like 20 5-6 year olds in my house enamored with the dinosaur. their parents had to come inside and pull them out and i'm like "drat people, don't your kids know not to run into a stranger's house?" No lesson in a 5-6 year old’s head survives contact with an inflatable dinosaur costume.
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Hippocrass posted:Video unavailable Who the gently caress are the LDS. Brasseye was Channel 4 and Talkback.
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The Mormons
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Aramoro posted:Who the gently caress are the LDS. Brasseye was Channel 4 and Talkback. Latter Day Saints
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Well for context it's a clip of a real news report showing footage of a paedophile disguised as a school to lure in children. Shocking stuff.
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Aramoro posted:Well for context it's a clip of a real news report showing footage of a paedophile disguised as a school to lure in children. Shocking stuff. Was he Mormon?
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Hippocrass posted:Was he Mormon? A pedophile, yes
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Good, bad, I'm the Runner with the Blade
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https://twitter.com/davescook/status/1719626543415148963 https://twitter.com/TheRealMattC/status/1719516592122343429 Dark times for Guy Mann https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1719543035175051324
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