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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
drat. Just found a book where a woman has sex with a door. As in 🚪. That's gotta involve some weird anatomy. Book is Unhinged, which is both a fantastic title and probably an apt description as well.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It was a dildoor.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
...that's... that's literally an oglaf comic. Like, a specific one.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

It was a dildoor.
Lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It was easier to handle once it was ajar.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

It was easier to handle once it was ajar.
There is unfortunately video evidence that that's not true.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Platystemon posted:

It was a dildoor.

Knobbed for her pleasure.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Hardcordion posted:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock knock
Knock knock who?
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock

lol

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
I've heard of ringing the devil's doorbell but this is ridiculous!

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Splicer posted:

...that's... that's literally an oglaf comic. Like, a specific one.

:nws: brass knobs :nws:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

drat. Just found a book where a woman has sex with a door. As in 🚪. That's gotta involve some weird anatomy.

Rose got wild while waiting to be rescued

BOOTY-ADE has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Oct 24, 2023

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Dang I have never met the person crazy enough about dilz to have one installed as a lock but I'll keep on looking.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


It’s often harder on the man

who doesn’t have three arms.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Platystemon posted:

who doesn’t have three arms.

I thought the baby had a really swole left arm.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
At least that top hand actually looks like a decent hand

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:



It’s often harder on the man

who doesn’t have three arms.
Is there a "PYF lovely AI art spotted in the wild" thread?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

The Lone Badger posted:

I thought the baby had a really swole left arm.

Maybe the father was a Fiddler Crab?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Platystemon posted:



It’s often harder on the man

who doesn’t have three arms.

Genestealer.

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
I just happened upon this on Reddit and.. :psyduck:

This has to be parody, right? Nobody can be THAT clueless.

What on earth.

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Yes it's a parody

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Poe's law. Plenty of people actually believe that.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
This might not meet the letter of thread law but I think it meets the spirit.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Waiter, there’s bad men’s anatomy in my bad women’s anatomy thread.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A witch made him mpreg and you will cherish your butt baby changeling child. Entirely reasonable in the 11th century.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

"T4T marriage in 11th century Poland" was already the funniest option

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
https://twitter.com/TaylorRMarshall/status/1740744057243197515

This goes in this thread, right?

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

I am frankly shocked to discover what kind of website anthroencyclopedia.com is

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tenebrais posted:

I am frankly shocked to discover what kind of website anthroencyclopedia.com is
I thought you were being sarcastic but then I clicked through and :same:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Should I be glad they didn’t link wikifur instead?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Splicer posted:

I thought you were being sarcastic but then I clicked through and :same:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Splicer posted:

I thought you were being sarcastic but then I clicked through and :same:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Leave it to Community Notes editors to gently caress it up.

Arrian of Nicomedia, in the second century of the common era,

quote:

Now really I do not think that I should be ashamed to write even the name of this dog ; that it may be left to posterity, that Xenophon the Athenian had a greyhound called Hormé, of the greatest speed and intelligence, and altogether supremely excellent.

Let the ears of your greyhounds be large and soft, so as to appear, from their size and softness, as if broken. Such are best : but it is no bad indication if they appear erect, provided they are not small and stiff. The neck should be long,

quote:

For I have myself bred up a hound whose eyes are the greyest of the grey; a swift, hard-working, courageous, sound-footed dog, and, in his prime, a match, at any time, for four hares. He is, moreover, (for while I am writing, he is yet alive), most gentle, and kindly-affectioned ; and never before had any dog such regard for myself, and friend and 'fellow-sportsman, Megillus. For when not actually engaged in coursing, he is never away from one or other of us. But while I am at home he remains within, by my side, accompanies me on going abroad, follows me to the gymnasium, and, while I am taking exercise, sits down by me. return he runs before me, often looking back to see whether I had turned any where out of the road ; and as soon as he catches sight of me, showing symptoms of joy, and again trotting on before me. If I am going out on any government business, he remains with my friend, and does exactly the same towards him. He is the constant companion of whichever may be sick, and if he has not seen either of us for only a short time, he jumps up repeatedly by way of salutation, and barks with joy, as a greeting to us. At meals he pats us first with one foot and then with the other, to put us in mind that he is to have his share of food. He has also many tones of speech—more than I ever knew in any other dog-pointing out, in his own language, whatever he wants.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Something doesn't need to be "extremely" incorrect.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Community notes are a mixed bag

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

credburn posted:

Something doesn't need to be "extremely" incorrect.

It does on Twitter.

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Splicer posted:

This might not meet the letter of thread law but I think it meets the spirit.



How does lumberjack get prangent?

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