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Powerful Two-Hander posted:finally a solution to the problem at 1.34: I watch all of it every time 
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Cybertruck owners will survive a drive by bow-and-arrowing but they’ll die anyway when FSD drives them into a brick wall
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some kinda jackal posted:Cybertruck owners will survive a drive by bow-and-arrowing but they’ll die anyway when FSD drives them into a brick wall nah, they'll just take the arrow to the face because they rolled down their window to scream at the traffic around them and then fsd will drive them into a brick wall
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some kinda jackal posted:Cybertruck owners will survive a drive by bow-and-arrowing but they’ll die anyway when FSD drives them into a brick wall They’ll survive the initial impact and burn to death because rescuers can’t get them out.
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Nov 1, 2023 02:51
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If you took one look at the cybertruck interor and assumed anyone is surviving even a low speed impact in that thing then I honestly don’t know what to say 
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Nov 1, 2023 02:53
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Roosevelt posted:do you have to show them your v-card at the door, or do they let just anybody shop there you know i thought about this on the drive back from groceries, and i believe that was the summer after i had lost my virginity. thank you for inquiring
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Lysidas posted:neat, both of our cars have one of these on the floor under the driver's seat toward the door: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07XFGCWB6/ https://a.co/d/5nq0avT is the one I've got, pulls right off the keychain easily enough if you have to use it, but I've never had it come off accidentally
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graph posted:you know i thought about this on the drive back from groceries, and i believe that was the summer after i had lost my virginity. thank you for inquiring im impressed they stayed open through the pandemic!
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Nov 1, 2023 04:04
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lmao ill bet he thinks the main character in dune is named 'dune'
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Nov 1, 2023 06:26
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I don't think the real Radioactive Man wears a plastic smock with a picture of himself on it. besides; both BR movies HAVE cars - the spinner is iconic!
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tbf to musk, there's a south african guy known as blade runner (because he has carbon fiber blades for legs) most famous for murdering his gf while taking a poo poo and was denied parole this year his nightstand probably looked like musk's EricBauman fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Nov 1, 2023 |
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EricBauman posted:thf to musk why
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teslas already have a "mad max" mode. because it's a luxury sedan — something like the star of mad max, madmax, would have driven
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EricBauman posted:tbf to musk, there's a south african guy known as blade runner (because he has carbon fiber blades for legs) Roses are red Violets are glorious Never sneak up On Oscar Pistorius
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Nov 1, 2023 11:00
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Love openly aspiring to the "future" as depicted by a 1982 film based on a 1968 novel about hunting runaway slaves in 2019 Los Angeles.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:14
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Actually I think you'll find his name isn't "Bladerunner", it's "Doandroidsdreamofelectricsheep".
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Nov 1, 2023 11:28
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EricBauman posted:most famous for murdering his gf while taking a poo poo and was denied parole this year was he taking a poo poo or was his gf taking a poo poo
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Nov 1, 2023 11:28
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“Almost all subsonic projectiles” k so that doesn’t even include NATO standard 9mm
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Nov 1, 2023 11:39
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okay what is this about exactly, what is musk cringing about?
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Wheany posted:okay what is this about exactly, what is musk cringing about? Stephen King posted this instead of responding to either of his le epic burns from the other day.
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Nov 1, 2023 11:47
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raminasi posted:was he taking a poo poo or was his gf taking a poo poo well she had locked herself in the bathroom, widely presumed to get away from him trying to beat her up so he shot her through the locked door
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Nov 1, 2023 11:48
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Further Reading posted:Stephen King posted this instead of responding to either of his le epic burns from the other day. it can't be that stupid, you must be explaining it wrong
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Nov 1, 2023 11:57
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Tesseraction posted:well she had locked herself in the bathroom, widely presumed to get away from him trying to beat her up so he shot her through the locked door she should have locked herself in a cybertruck clearly "Bulletproof for everything except the things it isn't" is certainly technically correct. also what about the glass you idiot?
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Nov 1, 2023 12:03
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really looking forward to seeing the effects of saltwater and rain exposure does to this piece of poo poo
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coming under arrow fire is a real problem for me on my daily commute past north sentinel island so i'm pretty happy to see this new feature tested
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my dad restored an old 70s highway patrol cruiser and dresses up as Santa and does Santa patrol for the kids and whatnot. anyway he ran a stop sign and got t boned and with no airbags and no crumple poo poo he was surprisingly fine! just a few broken ribs no big deal. what’s that? his insides were liquified and he had severe internal bleeding and almost died! if anyone survives a cybertruck collision, it won’t be for very long dad ok now tho but for real gently caress anyone who puts their kids in these things (it will never be produced)
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Europe took one look at all the sharp edges and the angles designed to crush bones and told Musk for gently caress off. Murica and the NHSTA approved it lmfao.
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Oh you're right, the EU regs have said it's non-compliant since 2019
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"it's bulletproof if you throw the bullets at the car. checkmate wokes!"
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FMguru posted:lmao he was just walking around the house saying it like the asian guy until grimes begged him to stop
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Further Reading posted:Stephen King posted this instead of responding to either of his le epic burns from the other day. 100% I would put money on at some point Elon making a developer give him his own view so he can see whether someone saw his reply or not.
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some kinda jackal posted:100% I would put money on at some point Elon making a developer give him his own view so he can see whether someone saw his reply or not. I would put money that he's read various DMs
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I would put money that he's read various DMs lmao no bet
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it's bulletproof against everything except, ah, it says here, "bullets"? no, that can't be right
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it's bulletproof as long as you gently toss the bullets at it, idiot
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here's a list of subsonic projectiles i'd like to see fired at that lovely box of metal:
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Video Nasty posted:MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE was a movie that Stephen King directed while completely tits-up on cocaine that movie legit scared the heck out of me as a kid lol.
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akadajet posted:that movie legit scared the heck out of me as a kid lol. this scene. gave little me nightmares. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Jq6hKiLUQ
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