[MUSK] All core systems are now on X.com (UPDATE BOOKMARKS)

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sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

57001 posted:

this pissed me off a normal amount (am on SSRIs), so i did some digging:

from a 2020 CDC data brief:

Easy to see a problem here -- 13.2% of adults are not committing mass violence in any regard. Women take SSRIs in higher numbers and are obviously significantly less likely to uh shoot up a school

More specifically, from a VOA study, about two-thirds of mass shooters had a history of mental health concerns, while only twenty-three percent were on psychiatric medication.

So, no, Cernobitch, mass shooters are not "almost always" on SSRIs ~~(which are not like psychedelics but i digress), and perhaps we would have fewer mass shootings if more people were on them lol~~ more often than not they are not on any kind of psychiatric medication

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not that any of those numbers matter because the real cause of mass shootings is a toxic combination of guns, radicalization, and domestic violence but i need to let the steam out somehow

75% of this forum is on psychiatric medication and the other 25% should be, settle down

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Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

Minenfeld! posted:

If you think elon can handle anything more than mild...

Lies, he wore a cowboy hat and boots and everything. Elon can eat the hottest ghost pepper raw and still be able to headbutt an assembly line machine into compliance

# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:47

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I get it now. All the CyberTruck people have been kept in a dark cage all their life and this is the first time they�re seeing one so it�s like a baby duck imprinting on its mother. It�s the only way to explain how someone can be impressed and shocked by four wheel drive in 2023

wat

# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:53

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Last Chance posted:

wat

the people that like Tesla are dumb

# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:55

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1719640407934443699

so weird how he only replies to the worst accounts, almost all of which are blatant scams in one way or another.

dude just craves that emotional impact that they provide, cant get enoyugh of it

# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:56

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Groovelord Neato posted:

did the pentagon create all diseases??? even the ones discovered before it was built?

# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:58

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Dr. VooDoo posted:

I get it now. All the CyberTruck people have been kept in a dark cage all their life and this is the first time they�re seeing one so it�s like a baby duck imprinting on its mother. It�s the only way to explain how someone can be impressed and shocked by four wheel drive in 2023

its far more depressing. they know better, theyre just part of the ponzi scheme and have to act like eveything is a masterful gambit so they dont lose the investment.

weirdly, the investment for most of them is not financial

# ? Nov 1, 2023 15:08

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

withak posted:

finally a cure for this plague of arrow-based assaults on cars.

I used to be a driver like you. Then I took an arrow in the Nissan...

# ? Nov 1, 2023 15:15

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Sir Tonk posted:

its far more depressing. they know better, theyre just part of the ponzi scheme and have to act like eveything is a masterful gambit so they dont lose the investment.

weirdly, the investment for most of them is not financial

Fortunately for many it is financial

# ? Nov 1, 2023 15:47

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

John Bladerunner would drive a Hilux

# ? Nov 1, 2023 15:50

Tedsville: Aug 21, 2020; Huffing Mr Sheen to make the phone calls go away

I think Bladerunner is a pretty cool guy. Eh hunts androids and doesn't afraid of anything.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 15:52

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

I just want the internet to dogpile grinking Bladerunner on Elon now forever

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:04

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

My name is Runner
Blade Runner

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:04

Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

How does he tweet "it's an armored personnel carrier from the future" and not make the obvious comparison to the one in Aliens.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:04

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Groovelord Neato posted:

How does he tweet "it's an armored personnel carrier from the future" and not make the obvious comparison to the one in Aliens.

you're asking this about the man who literally in the same tweet was talking about a man named Bladerunner

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:06

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Joe Rohan had the opportunity to end this nightmare by simply turning 90 degrees to the right before loosing the arrow and didn�t take it smdh

30-40 degrees and some divine intervention for a lucky ricochet of the arrowhead would have been funnier. But there is no god, as is apparent from <gestures around broadly>

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:11

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

mcbexx posted:

But there is no god, as is apparent from <gestures around broadly>

strongly disagree, i think all signs point to "God is real, and an rear end in a top hat"

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:12

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Groovelord Neato posted:

How does he tweet "it's an armored personnel carrier from the future" and not make the obvious comparison to the one in Aliens.

he hasn't seen that movie yet

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:12

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

I'm just so tired of all these Blade Runners

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:17

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Hey what happens when a car doesn't crumple when it crashes

Why hasn't someone made noncrumpling cars before this is genius you just crash and the energy gets transferred to the aether

Good news, apparently they did some crash tests.
The results will surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZj8Fnnqe70

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:20

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

the cyberturk will never crash because ai fsd autopilot

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:26

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Elon invented brakes actually

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:36

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

mcbexx posted:

Good news, apparently they did some crash tests.
The results will surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZj8Fnnqe70

Very interesting thank you!

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:37

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

the cyberturk will never crash because ai fsd autopilot

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:37

bee burger: Nov 4, 2011

Joe Rohan

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:42

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

kinda weird how documented 'joe rohan shoots one (1) arrow at the car" is but there is no footage of the tommy gun unloading its barrel into the car, seeing how "can withstand weapons" is the only metric elon seems concerned about with this it would have been helpful to see this in action

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:54

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

Tedsville posted:

I think Bladerunner is a pretty cool guy. Eh hunts androids and doesn't afraid of anything.

but is he himself a robot?

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:57

Tedsville: Aug 21, 2020; Huffing Mr Sheen to make the phone calls go away

bee burger posted:

Joe Rohan

Gondor calls for a poo poo podcast

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:57

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

bee burger posted:

Joe Rohan

He actually played Bladerunner in Blade Runner

# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:59

Tedsville: Aug 21, 2020; Huffing Mr Sheen to make the phone calls go away

Sir Tonk posted:

but is he himself a robot?

No, obviously. Mr Runner wouldn't have the job of finding robots if he was himself a robot or he'd have to arrest himself. Duh. Also he clearly has stairs in his apartment.

# ? Nov 1, 2023 17:02