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beepo
Oct 8, 2000
Forum Veteran
Neil Boratman

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bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/GenerationWhyEn/status/1719410744976966057

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Well as we all know Wrestling is the least important part of Wrestling. If we could somehow fast forward through live matches it'd be better for everyone.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

That's the first time I've ever seen the term overhated and my brain autocorrected it to overrated

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


had me in the first half etc etc

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
MJF, aka Less Famous Miz

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
We don't need to sign MJF, we have MJF at home.

The MJF at home: I CAME TO PLAAAAAYYY

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

I don't begrudge the Miz one penny of his success, and I'm glad he's found a niche in the ecosystem of WWE's walled garden. I still don't have any desire to see him wrestling unless he's made a real effort to expand his moveset and improve in-ring

like, if he finally figured out how to catch a diving opponent, that'd be just aces imho

Hoss Corncave
Feb 13, 2012

Coolness Averted posted:

AEW posted this

And it inspired Neil's very funny joke!


Watch out, Sean Carlucci of Carlucci Wrestling Memes! Neil Berkman's coming for your title!

Bonk
Aug 4, 2002

Douche Baggins

Dawgstar posted:

Hm, yes, but what if I retain object permanence?
fed fans: "WWE is superior because I can't pay attention to TV for more than 5 seconds"

also fed fans: "This 45 minute Bloodline segment should win an Emmy"

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Miz in ring is at best average for WWE and that could be worker around if he had amazing charisma and in ring presence but he doesn't have that and his talking is only okay and doesn't really draw people in

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Hoss Corncave posted:

Watch out, Sean Carlucci of Carlucci Wrestling Memes! Neil Berkman's coming for your title!

Thank you for reminding me about The Lucc. He did my favorite joke!

https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/1718377579957158119

https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/924109205241335808

https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/1056307099976646656

https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/1586110598504644609

https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/628283900549136384

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

MassRafTer posted:

Thank you for reminding me about The Lucc. He did my favorite joke!


They say if he starts the joke with Dammit instead of gently caress we'll have a short winter

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Dammit! gently caress! gently caress! Dammit! What

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I sincerely hope he's dressing up as Sabu every year. He's explained the costume every year, but everyone still keeps asking why he's dressed as MC hammer with a folding chair just to gently caress with him.

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

Comes dressed as mc hammer gets called sabu.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Sean why do you always wear blackface with your Sabu costume?

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





Had us in the first half, but man I almost did a spit-take at the second half.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

If miz ever had a match as good as Danielson vs mjf he would not ever be disparaged

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Miz and Daniel Bryan had two full length singles matches on PPV in 2010 and 2018, which got *** 1/2 and *** 3/4 from Meltzer and Cagematch ratings of 7.71 and 7.48 respectively.

MJF and Bryan Danielson have only had one singles match, rated ***** 3/4 and 9.61 by Cagematch.

But if you add the two Miz matches together they managed to get ******* 1/4 stars and a combined Cagematch rating of 15.19 in under an hour's worth of wrestling, whereas MJF needed over an hour to get less than six snowflakes, so in many ways Miz *is* the superior opponent.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/wwegareth/status/1719527534914671066?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


These people are just wild

https://twitter.com/BWedgee/status/1719528259585466534
https://twitter.com/JC_CHILL_/status/1719527710928568589
https://twitter.com/APD388/status/1719534934103040367

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

lol

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
gareth watching the simpsons: wow, that makeup gun has really done wonders for marge

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


He looks like a zoomer country star who got cancelled for making a racist tik tok

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://www.pwtorch.com/site/2023/10/31/keller-i-hope-that-tony-khan-had-ten-important-announcements-tomorrow/

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
tony khan please fire 300 wrestlers and also stop trying to make your show popular on this "Internet" thing that nobody uses and doesn't matter

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Stop booking these giant arenas and maybe try selling out a few high school gyms

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




1) Tony Khan is going to start putting up flyers

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Please destroy yourself financially and in exchange make the show that caters to me, Wade Keller. Thank you Tony

Actually my favorite part is "turning off the lights is overused" because we had it happen a bunch on the latest episodes where they keep teasing the devil and hob loving with production.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


lol everyone memory holed that AEW, at the start, specified that tag matches in the company would 1) not require a tag rope being held to make a legal tag, and 2) the legal time limit for double teaming in a match would be ten seconds, rather than the five of other American promotions.

Like that complaint is just a man yelling at cloud

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




FTRs whole loving gimmick for a while was “you have to hold the tag rope in our matches”

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

FTRs whole loving gimmick for a while was “you have to hold the tag rope in our matches”

Follow The Rules

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

And they also gave up on that a while ago. Now only they usually have the tag rope and barely put the effort into always having a guy on it

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

quote:

8) AEW is hiring an on-air commissioner who will remove the need for references to Tony Khan on TV. The new commissioner will also be the head of a championship committee also consisting of four other named members, who will explain the justification for anyone receiving a title shot. This committee has an aversion of battle royals deciding who deserves a one-on-one match for a title since, obviously, outlasting a bunch of wrestlers in a match where the goal is to throw someone over the top rope means nearly as little to being worthy of a title match as being really good at playing the piano or making really good soup.

He's got to bring back the rankings and make this poo poo stop

Goblin Queen
Mar 6, 2006

Goblin deez nuts amirite ladies?
I know people feel like there are too many battle royales but I'm not sure having a group of dweebs coming out to explain why Jon Silver deserves a title shot this week is going to improve anything.

Lurks With Wolves
Jan 14, 2013

At least I don't dance with them, right?
If I have to choose for my wrestling authority figure to either be four old men who have to spend five minutes justifying every booking decision or a single guy who just gets name dropped and occasionally makes a formal announcement, I know what I'd pick.

(Also: he does realize it's Tony Khan the booker and not Tony Khan the on-screen character that defaults to multi-man matches to set up title defenses, right? Just say you want someone with different booking habits.)

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



World Princess posted:

I know people feel like there are too many battle royales but I'm not sure having a group of dweebs coming out to explain why Jon Silver deserves a title shot this week is going to improve anything.

Because he's freakin' jacked, baby.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

The Cameo posted:

lol everyone memory holed that AEW, at the start, specified that tag matches in the company would 1) not require a tag rope being held to make a legal tag, and 2) the legal time limit for double teaming in a match would be ten seconds, rather than the five of other American promotions.

Like that complaint is just a man yelling at cloud

Nobody cared about the stupid tag rope until JR started bitching about it on TV because he hates multi-man matches

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