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Neil Boratman
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 19:58 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 14:29 |
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https://twitter.com/GenerationWhyEn/status/1719410744976966057
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:19 |
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Well as we all know Wrestling is the least important part of Wrestling. If we could somehow fast forward through live matches it'd be better for everyone.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:29 |
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That's the first time I've ever seen the term overhated and my brain autocorrected it to overrated
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:44 |
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had me in the first half etc etc
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 21:52 |
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MJF, aka Less Famous Miz
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:19 |
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We don't need to sign MJF, we have MJF at home. The MJF at home: I CAME TO PLAAAAAYYY
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:31 |
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I don't begrudge the Miz one penny of his success, and I'm glad he's found a niche in the ecosystem of WWE's walled garden. I still don't have any desire to see him wrestling unless he's made a real effort to expand his moveset and improve in-ring like, if he finally figured out how to catch a diving opponent, that'd be just aces imho
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 22:47 |
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Coolness Averted posted:AEW posted this Watch out, Sean Carlucci of Carlucci Wrestling Memes! Neil Berkman's coming for your title!
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 23:54 |
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Dawgstar posted:Hm, yes, but what if I retain object permanence? also fed fans: "This 45 minute Bloodline segment should win an Emmy"
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 00:18 |
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Miz in ring is at best average for WWE and that could be worker around if he had amazing charisma and in ring presence but he doesn't have that and his talking is only okay and doesn't really draw people in
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 00:53 |
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Hoss Corncave posted:Watch out, Sean Carlucci of Carlucci Wrestling Memes! Neil Berkman's coming for your title! Thank you for reminding me about The Lucc. He did my favorite joke! https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/1718377579957158119 https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/924109205241335808 https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/1056307099976646656 https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/1586110598504644609 https://twitter.com/SeanCarlucci/status/628283900549136384
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 03:17 |
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MassRafTer posted:Thank you for reminding me about The Lucc. He did my favorite joke! They say if he starts the joke with Dammit instead of gently caress we'll have a short winter
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 03:32 |
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Dammit! gently caress! gently caress! Dammit! What
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 03:34 |
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I sincerely hope he's dressing up as Sabu every year. He's explained the costume every year, but everyone still keeps asking why he's dressed as MC hammer with a folding chair just to gently caress with him.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 03:45 |
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Comes dressed as mc hammer gets called sabu.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 03:49 |
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Sean why do you always wear blackface with your Sabu costume?
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 04:18 |
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Had us in the first half, but man I almost did a spit-take at the second half.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 04:25 |
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If miz ever had a match as good as Danielson vs mjf he would not ever be disparaged
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 13:02 |
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Miz and Daniel Bryan had two full length singles matches on PPV in 2010 and 2018, which got *** 1/2 and *** 3/4 from Meltzer and Cagematch ratings of 7.71 and 7.48 respectively. MJF and Bryan Danielson have only had one singles match, rated ***** 3/4 and 9.61 by Cagematch. But if you add the two Miz matches together they managed to get ******* 1/4 stars and a combined Cagematch rating of 15.19 in under an hour's worth of wrestling, whereas MJF needed over an hour to get less than six snowflakes, so in many ways Miz *is* the superior opponent.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 13:31 |
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https://twitter.com/wwegareth/status/1719527534914671066?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:07 |
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Ringo Roadagain posted:https://twitter.com/wwegareth/status/1719527534914671066?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw These people are just wild https://twitter.com/BWedgee/status/1719528259585466534 https://twitter.com/JC_CHILL_/status/1719527710928568589 https://twitter.com/APD388/status/1719534934103040367
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:17 |
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Ringo Roadagain posted:https://twitter.com/wwegareth/status/1719527534914671066?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw lol
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:21 |
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gareth watching the simpsons: wow, that makeup gun has really done wonders for marge
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:23 |
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Ringo Roadagain posted:https://twitter.com/wwegareth/status/1719527534914671066?s=46&t=YjAdrC5z2HpTKJK1s-6pYw He looks like a zoomer country star who got cancelled for making a racist tik tok
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 14:59 |
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https://www.pwtorch.com/site/2023/10/31/keller-i-hope-that-tony-khan-had-ten-important-announcements-tomorrow/
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 15:41 |
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tony khan please fire 300 wrestlers and also stop trying to make your show popular on this "Internet" thing that nobody uses and doesn't matter
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 15:54 |
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Stop booking these giant arenas and maybe try selling out a few high school gyms
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:04 |
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1) Tony Khan is going to start putting up flyers
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:05 |
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Please destroy yourself financially and in exchange make the show that caters to me, Wade Keller. Thank you Tony Actually my favorite part is "turning off the lights is overused" because we had it happen a bunch on the latest episodes where they keep teasing the devil and hob loving with production.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:06 |
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lol everyone memory holed that AEW, at the start, specified that tag matches in the company would 1) not require a tag rope being held to make a legal tag, and 2) the legal time limit for double teaming in a match would be ten seconds, rather than the five of other American promotions. Like that complaint is just a man yelling at cloud
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:09 |
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FTRs whole loving gimmick for a while was “you have to hold the tag rope in our matches”
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:14 |
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History Comes Inside! posted:FTRs whole loving gimmick for a while was “you have to hold the tag rope in our matches” Follow The Rules
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:16 |
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And they also gave up on that a while ago. Now only they usually have the tag rope and barely put the effort into always having a guy on it
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:25 |
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quote:8) AEW is hiring an on-air commissioner who will remove the need for references to Tony Khan on TV. The new commissioner will also be the head of a championship committee also consisting of four other named members, who will explain the justification for anyone receiving a title shot. This committee has an aversion of battle royals deciding who deserves a one-on-one match for a title since, obviously, outlasting a bunch of wrestlers in a match where the goal is to throw someone over the top rope means nearly as little to being worthy of a title match as being really good at playing the piano or making really good soup. He's got to bring back the rankings and make this poo poo stop
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:29 |
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I know people feel like there are too many battle royales but I'm not sure having a group of dweebs coming out to explain why Jon Silver deserves a title shot this week is going to improve anything.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:36 |
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If I have to choose for my wrestling authority figure to either be four old men who have to spend five minutes justifying every booking decision or a single guy who just gets name dropped and occasionally makes a formal announcement, I know what I'd pick. (Also: he does realize it's Tony Khan the booker and not Tony Khan the on-screen character that defaults to multi-man matches to set up title defenses, right? Just say you want someone with different booking habits.)
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 16:37 |
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World Princess posted:I know people feel like there are too many battle royales but I'm not sure having a group of dweebs coming out to explain why Jon Silver deserves a title shot this week is going to improve anything. Because he's freakin' jacked, baby.
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 17:06 |
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 18:24 |
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# ? May 17, 2024 14:29 |
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The Cameo posted:lol everyone memory holed that AEW, at the start, specified that tag matches in the company would 1) not require a tag rope being held to make a legal tag, and 2) the legal time limit for double teaming in a match would be ten seconds, rather than the five of other American promotions. Nobody cared about the stupid tag rope until JR started bitching about it on TV because he hates multi-man matches
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# ? Nov 1, 2023 18:45 |