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PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Trabisnikof posted:

telling metaphorical examples

You know, his metaphors piss me off the most because it's clear he's using hyperbole to distance himself from actually thinking about how badly he hosed up.

I shouldn't care because it's Vaush and of course he's a moron, but I just know I'm going to see his gaggle of sycophants using the same language with the same lack of thought.

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://x.com/NikkiLaurenzo/status/1719700926624104837?s=20

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

Nichael posted:

I have erected a border wall of my Dragon Age bag to solidify my territory in class versus liberals. If the students near me like Israel so much, I should learn from my purported homeland and begin to annex their seats. And in true Israeli fashion, if they threaten to kick my rear end, I'll call in the American neoliberal hegemony (the lib student who inexplicably likes me, and loves guns), to back me up.


I will start by dumping my trash in the seats to the side of me, and then set up a Nintendo Switch in front of me. I will also start loudly snorting my Adderall powder, and deny it to all neighbors, thus cutting off their resources.

:patriot:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



i want a big SCOOP of jeni's ice cream with "extra cheese" ;)

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
if not voting for biden helps trump, it sounds like the dems should have picked a better candidate than biden

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Nichael posted:

i want a big SCOOP of jeni's ice cream with "extra cheese" ;)

https://x.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1719755655244870076?s=20

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

SixteenShells posted:

if not voting for biden helps trump, it sounds like the dems should have picked a better candidate than biden

Sorry, sweatie, that's democracy. Love it or leave it!

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Probably Magic posted:

Did not have "What's Up, Doc?" references in CSPAM on my bingo sheet, but I'm glad of it.

Glad I could deliver :cheerdoge:

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

PhilippAchtel posted:

https://twitter.com/VaushV/status/1719481909909016818

Apologies for posting this moron, but it's funny to see all these worms working furiously to distance themselves from Biden now.

Certainly not Vaush, but honestly anyone who scolded for Biden committed such a colossal gently caress up that they should never again be in a position to influence the left.

This loving guy had the audacity to use dead children as his unit of measurement about why Biden was the better choice. Welp.

"you're correct, of course, but"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

this poo poo is how they want us to talk to elected dems so I guess they're consistent

"I'm still going to vote for you, of course, but"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Imo it's really funny whenever the main point someone is making comes after the word "but"

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

gradenko_2000 posted:

It's never "I care for Palestinian rights, so I will not vote for someone who will mass murder them"

It has to be "by refusing to vote for Biden, you are helping the other, worse guy, win"

I'd be curious to know what a trump admin would supposedly be doing differently besides messaging and language maybe

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

spacemang_spliff posted:

I'd be curious to know what a trump admin would supposedly be doing differently besides messaging and language maybe

"Israel has treated us very badly, folks. Very badly. And now Benji comes to my office begging for more money. I told him NO!"

is what I'd like to imagine, but even if he did exactly the same things as Biden, at least it would be easier to convince mushy left-libs that it's an abhorrent policy.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

PhilippAchtel posted:

And pricks like the person he's responding to are *still* scolding
it's all they have left

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1719749197472076175

Lmao.

Eight Pinocchios for Biden

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I'm really excited to vote in the primary for the Democratic candidate who didn't excuse genocide this year. I'm sure we'll get a great selection, and I trust the Democratic coalition to elevate someone who doesn't have blood on his or her hands. It would really suck if we were all corralled into one bad option who I didn't feel comfortable voting for.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

World Famous W posted:

it's all they have left
it's all i have left to for anyone who ignores support for an open genocide from an apartheid state. difference is they should feel shame

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/DrJillStein/status/1719457395577921601

still funny how mad libs get at dr jill's existence

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010





quote:


Never? Again!

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

👏 Listen 👏 to 👏 Jewish 👏 Voices 👏






Wait, no, not those voices

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe

he still totally fears death, look at him

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

genocide joe dying right before the election

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

yeah they call that the pink cloud it happens to like every stroke patient, it turns out not dying after going through something that can kill you makes you pretty happy

veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


gradenko_2000 posted:

It's never "I care for Palestinian rights, so I will not vote for someone who will mass murder them"

It has to be "by refusing to vote for Biden, you are helping the other, worse guy, win"

democracy is letting your voice get heard on a national level for .07% of your life

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

after the dems lose they will blame arab/muslim and (obv) leftists voters for not accepting genocide

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1719757146085114281?s=20

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

have you seen the other guys?????

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023

mags posted:

death of stalin was still fun even when they tried this. buscemi being cast will make me watch that garbage at least once

the cast is incredible and I would watch it even when the third act will be all about how petulant selfish commies dont simply want to vote more and thus deserve to die

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Nichael posted:

I have erected a border wall of my Dragon Age bag to solidify my territory in class versus liberals. If the students near me like Israel so much, I should learn from my purported homeland and begin to annex their seats. And in true Israeli fashion, if they threaten to kick my rear end, I'll call in the American neoliberal hegemony (the lib student who inexplicably likes me, and loves guns), to back me up.


I will start by dumping my trash in the seats to the side of me, and then set up a Nintendo Switch in front of me. I will also start loudly snorting my Adderall powder, and deny it to all neighbors, thus cutting off their resources.

Wanna see the RAM usage on that thing with all those tabs open.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Squad is going to all lose their seats. Red Wave is coming. Wokes ruined everything for the democrats

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


liberals_hate_leftists_more_than_fascists.png

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1719744295752655100

man just think how mad putin would get if we spent half of that pittance on healthcare

Adenoid Dan
Mar 8, 2012

The Hobo Serenader
Lipstick Apathy
Every American politician treats Russia and China like Schumer's imaginary centrist family, but in reverse

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Every day, I am shown in vivid detail that Trump broke Liberal brains the same way Obama broke Conservative brains.

The fact that a black/orange man existed in the White House just completely and utterly shattered their worldview and put them into a large scale derangement spiral.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

the_steve posted:

Every day, I am shown in vivid detail that Trump broke Liberal brains the same way Obama broke Conservative brains.

The fact that a black/orange man existed in the White House just completely and utterly shattered their worldview and put them into a large scale derangement spiral.

spooky halloween presidents

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005


No dem is going to win a statewide senate race in missouri, plus he's seen what dmfi has done to others & wants those benjamins too.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

the_steve posted:

We all watched that one Treehouse of Horror episode at a young age and internalized the bit with "Sure, you could vote third party, if you want to throw your vote away! Ha ha ha ha!"

specifically just that one line since the overall plot of the segment is fairly unsubtly that the logical endpoint of the two party system means having to choose between two indistinguishable murderous space aliens who are also best friends because thats the rule nothing we can do about it

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Javid posted:

clinton molesting interns in the oval office, and suffering no consequences beyond a show trial, is among my earliest political memories

the same kind of people that defended this behavior in 1998 are the ones who want us to be outraged at trump having had consensual sex with a porn star, while not yet president, lol

nonono you dont get it trumps crime against the republic wasnt having sex with a porn star it was trying to prevent people from finding out that he had sex with a porn star before an election depriving us of critical context necessary for voters to make an informed judgment on who to vote for and making a mockery of the democratic process by depriving us of our right to know what kind of person the candidate was

anyway thats ancient history now lately im a lot more worried about the republicans doing stuff like threatening to impeach biden because his son ran a business premised on accepting bribes for his father i mean geez we all heard back in october of 2020 that this whole news story was russian misinformation so why is anyone even still talking about it anymore???

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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Some Guy TT posted:

specifically just that one line since the overall plot of the segment is fairly unsubtly that the logical endpoint of the two party system means having to choose between two indistinguishable murderous space aliens who are also best friends because thats the rule nothing we can do about it

Well yeah, what else can we do? Throw our vote away on a third party?

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