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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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veepfake
Oct 21, 2005


ive unlocked a secret charisma charm and it's having everyone around you be nice

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Consummate Professional posted:

rudys as far as the eye can see

It's highly amusing that he was a presidential prospect at one point and yeeted himself into the shitter because he's a drunken gently caress-up. Real awesome life story

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
"That's exactly the kind of blue face paint that Braveheart would have worn in battle"

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

holtemon posted:

Yeah but they're not very good. Very chalky lol stick with peanut butter hell yeah

Yeah texture isnt great

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's highly amusing that he was a presidential prospect at one point and yeeted himself into the shitter because he's a drunken gently caress-up. Real awesome life story

in 20 years he went from America's mayor to "Hey ma there's a weird drippy guy out front of the landscaping store!"

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/HilzFuld/status/1719583769492181267

?????

?

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Could it BE any more obvious

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/dsamuelsohn/status/1719757984790614207

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

naming my bomba Chandler Bang

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


is there a thunk big enough

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
could I BE any more destructive??

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4286928-graham-no-limit-palestinian-deaths-question-israel/?utm_source=ground.news&utm_medium=referral

quote:

“If somebody asked us after World War II, is there a limit to what you would do to make sure that Japan and Germany don’t conquer the world? Is there any limit to what Israel should do to the people who are trying to slaughter the Jews? The answer is no,” Graham said.

“There is no limit, but here’s what you need to do: Be smart. Let’s try to limit civilian casualties the best we can. Let’s put humanitarian aid in areas that protect the innocent. I’m all for that,” the South Carolina Republican continued. “But this idea that Israel has to apologize for attacking Hamas, who’s embedded with their own population, needs to stop.”

Looking forward to the "be smart" plan unfolding soon.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Can those palestinian children Be anymore dead?

*laugh track*

Monica: That's insensitive!

Joey: You're insensitive!

*laugh track*

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

Inspector Hound posted:

Can I please have a computer job where I work from home and don't actually have to do anything, is there a number I call or something

The 6 weeks in 2020 that I got to work from home were glorious. All I did was send emails to people who didn't respond, so I didn't really have to do anything after 9:00.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Where else is hamas supposed to go.

is hamas made up of Palestinians.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

so weird, I wonder why

Blame Pyrrhus
May 6, 2003

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Pillbug

Bethamphetamine posted:

At least the deSantis campaign is honest about its chances

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1719732572442239443

waiting for turpo

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

"Could I be any more genocidal?"

Boob Cop
Jan 1, 2023

Yeah, they come out your rear end

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:thunk:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Premise: It's OK to kill anybody you want all the time.

Argument: The Good Guys did it 75 years ago.

Conclusion: :murder:

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015


idgi

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



Maybe Trump should start to casually include the home addresses of Judge Engoron and DA James in his rants.

Just to make sure everyone knows who he's talking about, in case there's more than one Arthur Engoron or Letitia James in the phone books.

That extra amount of consideration on his part would probably earn him some points and goodwill in this (trump and developer hating) court.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


mcbexx posted:

Maybe Trump should start to casually include the home addresses of Judge Engoron and DA James in his rants.

Just to make sure everyone knows who he's talking about, in case there's more than one Arthur Engoron or Letitia James in the phone books.

That extra amount of consideration on his part would probably earn him some points and goodwill in this (trump and developer hating) court.

I'm surprised he hasn't done that yet honestly

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Trump doesn't need to dox that's what the minions are for

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Let's get it started

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1719777943344308656

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
pink tie…what does it mean

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


i wonder how much coke he's consumed today

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Der Meister posted:

is there a thunk big enough

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
blade runner man, blade runner man,
drives Cybertruck, a rusted tin can,
acid rain with a hiss and a slam,
blade runner man, won't drive a woke van.

wipers screech on cracked windshield view,
held together with duct tape and glue,
with every pothole, it groans and it sways,
blade runner man, counting his days

in a city of chrome, his truck's a sore sight,
wheels square as dice, it's a pitiful plight,
in a future so sleek, his ride's a grand scam,
with the worst deal? it's blade runner man.

small glovebox trunk, his truck's a sad jest
crossbow snipers, autopilots true test
funded by memes, dogecoin via loan
zigzagging lanes, poor blade runner man.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Is his dad going to be in attendance?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
already having an unwarranted panic attack today and then real justification for a panic attack landed on my plate

woof

gregday
May 23, 2003

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


it’s like a mirror

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

emfive posted:

"That's exactly the kind of blue face paint that Braveheart would have worn in battle"

lol

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
"Donald Trump Jr."

lol

if he was not already real, we would have invented him.

gregday
May 23, 2003

a tesla is the kind of car Knightrider would drive

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Do you remember when Trump gave his brother Covid at a secret Society meeting and then his brother died of Covid and Trump sister refused to talk about it

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

https://youtu.be/2id93UYyazU?si=xwn0Ggfgm56oIDyV

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

CaptainBeefart posted:

Is his dad going to be in attendance?

yes his dad loves him and is very worried

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