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What do you call the disposable plastic bags with the clip at the top?
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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
goon bags, wangjangle, furred meat pie

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drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

ili posted:

Yeah it was picture and people that had nudes.

Picture was the first porno mag i stole from a newsagents, it was treasured for many months.

Shelly someone was on the cover and featured, pink runners.

core memory.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Whoforthenwhat posted:

I just searched up Aussie slang for the various bits and I swear most are British or American

Twig and berries nah.. Jugs is America.

We have no identity! How can we call ourselves Aussie with no words for genitals!

Map of tassie isn't really relevant anymore either.

Pretty sure “mut” is one of ours

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
As they say diesel soot gets the moot

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Donger, map of Tassie, moot...

E: partially beaten plus poor reading.

Bill Posters fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Nov 2, 2023

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Elissimpark posted:

Now that People and the Picture are defunct, much rich Australian slang such as "norks" and "gash" will vanish from our vocabularies.

Norks is so drat seppo there was even that cartoon on TV called "These Norks"

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Cum along with these norks,
Have some fun with these norks,

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
those are some long nipples

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I remember the nudie magazines trying to get "smoo" across for lady bits, but it never really caught on.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

dsriggs posted:

I remember the nudie magazines trying to get "smoo" across for lady bits, but it never really caught on.

Thank you, I've been wracking my brains to remember that one.

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
... 'Smoo' that unlocked a memory.

Usually had spoodge in my smoo as part of the editorial.

Front bum was another. Muff for the ladies of the 80's

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Didn't catch on? When I was in high school we were all about the smoo.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Smoo Tang Clan

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

spoof

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkosRGjsQ60

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under
Blurter, funbags, jatz crackers.
Nunga is a made up word that sounds filthy (PURE 100% NUNGA INSIDE!) but was invented by one of the P- mags writers so the censor couldn't censor it as it had no meaning, according to Ignatius Jones.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
gash

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Root

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
Clacker

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Bunbury to stop playing The Wiggles: Hot Potato as they attempt to annoy homeless people into moving on. The band themselves told them to gtfo.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Minge

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Whoforthenwhat posted:

I just searched up Aussie slang for the various bits and I swear most are British or American

Twig and berries nah.. Jugs is America.

We have no identity! How can we call ourselves Aussie with no words for genitals!

Map of tassie isn't really relevant anymore either.

this is 'norks' erasure

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

this is 'norks' erasure

The word is "mastectomy"

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

this is 'norks' erasure

We have norks. At least we have one.

We are indeed the lucky country.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

DPM posted:

Clacker

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/OzKitsch/status/1720620068252397652

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
Oh yeah, Melbourne cup today isn't it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Whoforthenwhat posted:

Oh yeah, Melbourne cup today isn't it.

I pissed in the cup this year, when the winner kisses that cup they'll taste my pee.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I went to the Melbourne Pup on the weekend which was a charity race of tiny dogs out the back of a pub. No dogs got whipped or broke a leg and got shot. Better than today's thing.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
If you don't get to eat horse meat at the end what's the bloody point!?!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

EoinCannon posted:

I went to the Melbourne Pup on the weekend which was a charity race of tiny dogs out the back of a pub. No dogs got whipped or broke a leg and got shot. Better than today's thing.

How tiny we talking?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Non Compos Mentis posted:

How tiny we talking?

Lots of chihuahuas. The race was for dogs under 5kg but there was lots of people there with their little dogs just to hang

Whoforthenwhat
Sep 20, 2009
Should make a Melbourne teacup for all the super small dogs.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

EoinCannon posted:

Lots of chihuahuas. The race was for dogs under 5kg but there was lots of people there with their little dogs just to hang

Were costumes involved?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
We're stupid horse names involved?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

EoinCannon posted:

I went to the Melbourne Pup on the weekend which was a charity race of tiny dogs out the back of a pub. No dogs got whipped or broke a leg and got shot. Better than today's thing.

I refuse to believe such a silly nonsense claim without video proof. :colbert:

Photographic evidence would also be acceptable.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I only had time to take one photo cos I was helping out and tbh I forgot

The dogs just had to run like 10m from a holder to their owner. Many did not manage this, some made a break for freedom and ran into the pub

EoinCannon fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Nov 7, 2023

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I'd bet the farm on all of them.

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