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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

If I could afford a house in Denver I'd just move to Cambodia instead

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
aw who tooped on the floor?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

I'm back on dabs, it's so easy to get 11/10 baked in 45 seconds

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
lol i just remembered that time that Donald Trump was the President Of The United States Of America

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

not me

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023

For the night crew just tuning in, Santos was saved today after Boss Baby got on the phone and whipped a poo poo ton of votes and won him a landslide victory. We are all embarrassed for America.



Oh Boss Baby, what crafty schemes you and George get up to!

Anyhow, after the living bullshit elemental was saved from the expulsion he deserved, he Tweeted:




He later deleted the tweet.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

He gets to say whatever he wants for one week

e like officially, not like normal where he just says whatever he wants all the time

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

smarxist posted:

lol i just remembered that time that Donald Trump was the President Of The United States Of America

What lol gently caress off

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Stunt-Puffin posted:

For the night crew just tuning in, Santos was saved today after Boss Baby got on the phone and whipped a poo poo ton of votes and won him a landslide victory. We are all embarrassed for America.



Oh Boss Baby, what crafty schemes you and George get up to!

Anyhow, after the living bullshit elemental was saved from the expulsion he deserved, he Tweeted:




He later deleted the tweet.

why is everyone obsessed with this guy? hes a budget trump

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

clowns

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

CODChimera posted:

why is everyone obsessed with this guy? hes a budget trump

we’re not getting enough of the pure stuff lately

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't
Note to self: Do NOT try to drink the last few crumbs of the bag of pretzels, okay? Grody to the max!

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

erosion posted:

Note to self: Do NOT try to drink the last few crumbs of the bag of pretzels, okay? Grody to the max!
My god, the SALT. :salt:

Like taking a shot of margarita rim salt, after pouring the tequila and lime juice in your eye

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

CODChimera posted:

why is everyone obsessed with this guy? hes a budget trump
fatter people aer inherently funnyer!! :btroll::bravo:

one day the algorithm will find the perfect president: a colorful floating baron harkonnen hatesphere with tiny hands and a falsetto voice all dolled up in clownface, squeaking about how all heretics must get the gom jabloomie

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Georg Santoss? naw
How about



Whore-hay Satan-Dos???


....ah hates that e'en more, BOOOO! :bahgawd:

bring back D.J. tumpdumpz

boroda
Jul 26, 2007


нет усов
toomp

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Now THIS is what I call POSTING VOL.69

a.lo posted:

Chicken alfre doo doo

Can't believe Batman could own his own butler like that

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Toop of the mornin’ to ya. Ok back to bed.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Torp time to sleep

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Lux Anima posted:

Now THIS is what I call POSTING VOL.69

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
cluwnes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dxwZSQhiiY
it's never enough, but you keep on trying, don't you?

breathe it in and honk it all out: these issues demand tissues


Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
Bonus:
:nyan:

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1719980536821625004

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
I remember SAILOR






brought straight out of central casting






tears in her eyes, she was crying,

"SIR!" she said








"...THANK YOU-!

-No one has ever done more for me and my heartcrystal than you did, sir..!” :byodame: :viconia: :catte:

anyway, ban all anime thanks in advance and may the meatball god-monster from space bless and save all ur souls

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DryGoods posted:

boroda, Ham Cheeks...


Thank Toop You.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Buddykins posted:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHAMPIONS MOTHERFUCKERS

lmao this was this least watched world series by miles. It was a page 5 footnote on my, a baseball watcher's, news feeds

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

we go play toop

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum
the last thoughts running through my head during my morning commute, mere seconds before my car collided with starbucks' new megaventi supreme

:coffeepal: "Be best, America." - Dawna Trampe

Clever Moniker
Oct 29, 2007




smarxist posted:

lol i just remembered that time that Donald Trump was the President Of The United States Of America

TTTTTTTT RUMP

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

smarxist posted:

lol i just remembered that time that Donald Trump was the President Of The United States Of America

allways will be

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
I'm vey pleased to see that Drygoods has adopted Buddykins.
What a special family they will make.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

friend ben!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

UFOTacoMan posted:

I'm vey pleased to see that Drygoods has adopted Buddykins.
What a special family they will make.

Buddykins is now a CIA op

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
I should befriend drygoods irl I bet he lives in my neighborhood

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
checking in on the Santos thread

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Red Baron posted:

Buddykins is now a CIA op

everything is an op!

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://twitter.com/garypetersonusa/status/1720010323573272650?s=46

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Vapin gropin Boebert https://twitter.com/RepMTG/status/1720050983596642492

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

is he sure he didn’t get a shania twain painting

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piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

death to amerikkka

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