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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

My wife's friend is going to a marine going away party for a bunch of her friends who received orders to israel.

Inshallah



Also lol at the fact that Israel is using ~~~elite~~~ troops in stuff urban combat

When you say "going away"...?

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Orange Devil posted:

When you say "going away"...?

Inshallah

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

PawParole posted:



. Reminder that the deadline for a ceasefire is tomorrow at 3 PM or they’ve vowed to enter the war fully.

when did they say that?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Orange Devil posted:

When you say "going away"...?

Morbus
May 18, 2004

Zodium posted:

this is every form of capital except fictitious capital now

POUNDED IN THE rear end BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF MY ATTEMPTS TO OPTIMIZE A DYNAMICAL SYSTEM WITH A POORLY SELECTED UTILITY FUNCTION by chuck tingle

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1720189673572876478
Israel will allegedly pay the PA again

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


nothing bad ever happens when you stop paying your harkis

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

the pa is a garbage collaborationist entity which struck me as weird that they denied them money

Iverron
May 13, 2012

HallelujahLee posted:

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is weighing US requests for a short humanitarian ceasefire, the Hebrew-language Kan News reports.

An Israeli official says a ceasefire of several hours is possible.

US Secretary of State Antony Blinken is due in Israel tomorrow to discuss a ceasefire, among other issues.

lmbo what is this garbage

it’s cool that all the US politicians have avoided saying ceasefire for weeks in favor of “humanitarian pauses” only for the Israel to settle on “short ceasefire”

Noise Complaint
Sep 27, 2004

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
lol this guy keeps popping up in my twitter feed apparently hes the one bringing the pizza to the idf in gaza

https://twitter.com/PizzaIDF/status/1719695359599935941

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Iverron posted:

it’s cool that all the US politicians have avoided saying ceasefire for weeks in favor of “humanitarian pauses” only for the Israel to settle on “short ceasefire”

Nah "short ceasefire" was carefully chosen to try to disarm the online movements and disrupt search engines without actually offering anything of substance

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Iverron posted:

it’s cool that all the US politicians have avoided saying ceasefire for weeks in favor of “humanitarian pauses” only for the Israel to settle on “short ceasefire”

its not even that anymore

US Secretary of State Antony Blinken will push Israel to agree to humanitarian pauses to the fighting in Gaza, The New York Times reports.

Citing White House officials, the report says that Blinken will not discuss a “ceasefire,” but a series of short windows without attacks in order to allow hostages to be released and for aid to be distributed.

hmm yes hamas is going to release hostages so attacks "stop" for 5 minutes

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/dana916/status/1720175403778666842

Yet another Hezbollah marvel trailer

. Reminder that the deadline for a ceasefire is tomorrow at 3 PM or they’ve vowed to enter the war fully.

I mean, their videos aren't bad. But I think if they edited the timeline a little and especially if they used my music suggestion, then we would have eternal peace in the Middle East and all the war criminals would be rotting in a cell in The Hague.

Turn up the volume on your speakers!!

https://i.imgur.com/hcUWTV2.mp4

Songtitle for younger goons

The Touch - Stan Bush - title theme of the best Transformers movie there ever was.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry

:allbuttons:

this is... beyond comprehension lol

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

Hammerstein posted:

Turn up the volume on your speakers!!


i refuse

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



We lost a whole battalion? Dang! Well how many tanks did Hamas lose?

30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006

moths posted:

We lost a whole battalion? Dang! Well how many tanks did Hamas lose?

me as i get murdered by a grenade drone: *chuckles* you should see the other guy!

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Do it you coward. It's not a trap.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


they should have more quips tbh, a little humor goes a long way

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


Lol. It's Michael R Gordon again.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Sancho Banana posted:

The government is now pushing a law that will allow them to revoke the citizenship of anyone caught "supporting terrorists" online during wartime.

This was inspired by the arrest of an actress who posted Instagram stories "supporting terrorism" - one of them was the video of the old lady hostage driving around in Gaza with hamas with laughing emojis, and the other was an image of the fence getting rekt with the caption "let's go Berlin style."

https://twitter.com/kann_news/status/1720170884336414734?t=WEn-mom8IcK23NeJJUCi0A&s=19

so this is like excommunication huh

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Sherbert Hoover posted:

houthin and hollerin

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


oh no - just got word that terrorists have slaughtered the entire Thinkgineering Team for Sploop, a startup developing an app for pop-up gluten-free ghost kitchens

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
being able to deport your citizens just like that kind of implies you arent a real country

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

https://x.com/HamNCheddar/status/1720162181738566132?s=20

quote:

In January of 2017, I snapped this photo. I don’t know why I snapped it at the time, but something in my brain told me to save this image. I stood there, looking at the view across a beautiful meadow at what my tour guides described as “the enemy”. I remember feeling confused. I was 24, fresh out of college. I had no enemies.

I had just spent 7 days going around Israel, all the way from Mount Hermon in the Golan Heights to a kibbutz in the Negev. I was introduced to loads of new friends, foods, and a culture that was so welcoming and familiar to me because of my upbringing as a Jew. I was on a “birthright” trip - a free trip to Israel that is entirely funded by donors and the government. I had a great and memorable time. I fell in love with Israel. I fell for it all.

Just a few days prior to this photo being taken, I sat in a classroom in Jerusalem where I was lectured for a few hours on the “conflict” with Palestinians. They went on about the first and second intifada. They showed us gruesome images of innocent Israelis murdered. They made it clear who they wanted us to hate.

I stood there overlooking that meadow with Gaza in the distance on January 18th, 2017. We stood at the Black Arrow monument - it stood there to commemorate the actions of the IDF and the memory of 8 Israelis killed in battle. But the details they gave us on that battle were foggy. Operation Black Arrow was carried out in Gaza in 1955 as a retaliation for one Israeli civilian being killed. For that one death, they killed 38 Egyptians and wounded countless more. It set the stage for Israel’s reputation for harsh and unbalanced responses.

I looked this info up on the bus on the way to a nearby town for dinner. I remember feeling this sinking feeling that I was only given one side of the story. Not just being in Israel for birthright, but growing up with a Jewish education going to Hebrew school. We were only ever taught one way of thinking. We were brainwashed from childhood to believe that we were the peacemakers and they were the attackers.

I knew in the back of my mind that the existence of Israel was inherently problematic, but I allowed it to be clouded by a culture and language that I grew to love for a good amount of time after birthright. But as my presence on the internet grew, so did my awareness of the perspectives of those who were on the other side of all of this. People having their homes taken from them, people displaced, people humiliated, and people killed in cold blood. Some bad people but overwhelmingly innocent people. The hardest pill to swallow for me is that I made Israel part of my identity since birthright, all to come to understand that Israel has always been the oppressor.

Over a year ago I made a twitlonger about taking down my Israeli flag in my apartment. I talked about it sending the wrong message on stream. I still heavily identify with being ethnically Jewish, but we have all hopefully come to understand that Zionism is not the same as Judaism. I hope we can also learn that Anti Zionism is not Anti Semitism. I don’t think I will ever go back to Israel. I may lose friends I made, and a small piece of me that I identified with for a long time, but I don’t think that I’m owed that piece of me as much as others are owed their land, lives, and peace of mind. My “birthright” is far less valuable than people’s rights to live peacefully.

If this message is for anyone, it’s for Jews that are so convinced that the world wants another Holocaust that they’re willing to turn a blind eye to one child being killed every 10 minutes. Yes, anti semitism exists, but supporting genocide and apartheid makes it worse. Open your minds, step out of your shoes for once. Also, I’m truly sorry for staying silent about this until now.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

oh no - just got word that terrorists have slaughtered the entire Thinkgineering Team for Sploop, a startup developing an app for pop-up gluten-free ghost kitchens

they were going to staff the ghost kitchens with idf tank teams

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Israel is doubling down on their cult like behavior?!

Mahler
Oct 30, 2008

Looking at these pizza related posts, I can't help but remember an ex-IDF patient that was kicked out of hospital for outrageous behaviour, including ordering delivery pizza up to his room multiple times (a big no-no). They just can't help themselves. They need a constant stream of pizza or their morale will hit rock bottom.

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Gotta keep the ghetto Kapos paid, just in case...

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Mahler posted:

They need a constant stream of pizza or their morale will hit rock bottom.

I am the same . . .

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

idf is feeding up mid

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005


Where are the trophy system and sensors located on these things? It sounds like the thing goes off a few seconds after he places it and someone said the prayer he was saying was about blinding the enemy. Maybe they were clearing the way for that RPG shot.

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


this is not the update anyone here wanted to make, but i’m afraid Bytegrunt’s next-generation robotic window-washer is indefinitely delayed after our entire C-suite got turned to hamburger by an 18 year old with a quadcopter

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Maya Fey posted:

its kinda funny that even pro-zionist accounts on social media are like "ok the video was badass, but"

The Oldest Man
Jul 28, 2003

HallelujahLee posted:

its not even that anymore

US Secretary of State Antony Blinken will push Israel to agree to humanitarian pauses to the fighting in Gaza, The New York Times reports.

Citing White House officials, the report says that Blinken will not discuss a “ceasefire,” but a series of short windows without attacks in order to allow hostages to be released and for aid to be distributed.

hmm yes hamas is going to release hostages so attacks "stop" for 5 minutes

humanitarian tactical mag drops

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

genericnick posted:

I'd have to grudgingly admit that, yeah.

Lmao. I've completely checked out of the Schnitzel-sphere since the Ukraine war started. I see it's just getting dumber.

It's completely insane here. At least the masks are off. The only true friends are the commies and the young socialists.

Father Wendigo
Sep 28, 2005
This is, sadly, more important to me than bettering myself.

Noise Complaint posted:

lol this guy keeps popping up in my twitter feed apparently hes the one bringing the pizza to the idf in gaza

https://twitter.com/PizzaIDF/status/1719695359599935941

BREAKING: Entire tank battalion destroyed after truckload of delivery pizzas revealed to be anti-tank mines in pizza boxes, delivery driver a Hamas agent in a Dominos uniform.

Minister of Defense assures a grieving public that delivery driver was not tipped.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Israeli deaths in this conflict are mostly among the military. Palestinian deaths are mostly civilians, including thousands of children.

https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1720155953453035641

Dancer
May 23, 2011

Sancho Banana posted:

"let's go Berlin style."

would be a great thread title if we didn't have such a based one already

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Father Wendigo posted:

BREAKING: Entire tank battalion destroyed after truckload of delivery pizzas revealed to be anti-tank mines in pizza boxes, delivery driver a Hamas agent in a Dominos uniform.

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