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how long does trump go to jail for?
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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

im the stink flies

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
*staring at menu*

uhhhhhhhhhhhh


illllll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


a

uhhhhhhhhh


big friday dumps

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

ArmedZombie posted:

goondolences though
It's walking-out weather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABLTAj6zcI

Durf posted:

they must deploy the king immediately to destroy all imitators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGMAW1wzQ8
:taco:
:mood:
:o:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgofJGvznGs


MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


Feels like a high content day.
Looking forward to that.

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

MLK Ultra posted:

Feels like a high content day.
Looking forward to that.

*sniffs the air looking at horizon*

*nods sagely*

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

DrPossum posted:

*nods sagely*

n o d 2 drp

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

awesome, this is gonna go great

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

A Hamm...

Ham Cheeks...


hmmmmmm.......


...toop

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug
honestly any retvrn to needle-based political discourse, i take as a good sign.

needles are cool again, baybee awoooouuuu (wolf howl)

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Newsweek pretty much just does whatever the Epoch Times does

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Nonsense posted:

Newsweek pretty much just does whatever the Epoch Times does

yeah, from what i know of modern Newsweek and its readers, i'm guessing the responses will only ever end up on one side of the gauge, and they'll take from it the message that "we gotta get more racist"

kind of makes me sad, because i used to like it when i was younger. though i'm sure it was a lovely liberal rag before, it does seem to have shifted direction a bit through various mergers and owners.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
it's pronounced FAIR-ness-AHM-eh-ter

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

DrPossum posted:

it's pronounced FAIR-ness-AHM-eh-ter

revving the engine in my "news" magazine to try to get the fairnessometer over 9000 for a dumb internet meme.

fairness-o-rama

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug
i'm getting a bit off-topic with all this riffing, sorry.

I haven't been paying attention, does anyone know what the deal is with "tutmp"?

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

DrPossum posted:

*sniffs the air looking at horizon*

*nods sagely*

mmmmyep... truthstorm's a-brewin.

Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016


Dinosaur Gum

Scapulor posted:

i'm getting a bit off-topic with all this riffing, sorry.

I haven't been paying attention, does anyone know what the deal is with "tutmp"?

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

"Well, the jerk store called, they’re running out of you."

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

shut the gently caress up

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

gently caress off

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

cum

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
playing hooky today because I hate my job and our worthless PMs.

tromp

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/gopjosh20/status/1719323496306606532?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Ugly Tony posted:

playing hooky today because I hate my job and our worthless PMs.

tromp

hell yes brother

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

just realized my supervisor is out for the day, so no Friday meeting. time to clean the apartment

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

time theft whips rear end

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Why are you posting a bunch of 14 year olds

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Dune 2 was supposed to release today it weren’t for those strikes…..

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

Why are you posting a bunch of 14 year olds

It’s a tweet nimrod

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

awhat are you trying to imply? should we get a mod in here?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Too many words and not enough pictures! Who is it written for? Little kids who need pictures to follow a story would have no clue what's going on, and what kind of adult buys a "children's picture book" for themselves? Maybe if you want it as a conversation piece to laugh about with friends, but other than that, lazy illustrations, windy dialogues and confusing subject matter for children lands "PMURT" on my "cautious buy" list!

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

DrPossum posted:

*looks wistfully at stars* do you that there's anyone else out there like us?


*4e28 lightyears away on stellaris centari empire broadcast tower*
*imperial guards banging at the door*
*alien rebel sends a single message in the direction of earth*:




o

b

a


m



N




*is struck by lazgun incineratinon*


*broadcast tower comes alive and explodes*


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


edit: authors note this happend exactly 4e28 years ago

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Ugly Tony posted:

playing hooky today because I hate my job and our worthless PMs.

tromp

Yesterday my company announced excellent 3rd quarter earnings and a fresh round of offshoring

:capitalism:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

a.lo posted:

Dune 2 was supposed to release today it weren’t for those strikes…..

strikesa re good, and easy to win

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
a picture of me and the boys at sunday school:

"can you handle this much man? I don't think you can!"

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

UFOTacoMan posted:

a picture of me and the boys at sunday school:

"can you handle this much man? I don't think you can!"

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

piss guzzler 420 posted:

shut the gently caress up

:hmmyes:


:hmmyes:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

just shut the hell up business gorilla— a solid grade oval office

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

I would never. The canonical silly way to spell it is "Turpm"!

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Dune

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mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

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