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Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Is that gollum glammed up?

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Gollum foreverially dolled and twinked the gently caress out and loving it

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm dolling and twinking as hard as I can over here

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
No, this is the real SBF:



Discovering the courtroom artist style has been one of the highlights of this whole thing

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Zero One posted:

That artist just has it out for him.

This is the real SBF:


https://twitter.com/netcapgirl/status/1719080163332202549

This looks like the same generic Handsome Man Face that appears in every piece of ai "art" I've seen.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Why do courtroom artists all paint like low-rent Cezanne

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Sam Bankman-Imprisoned

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
https://i.imgur.com/t1kVPxQ.mp4

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.



:mods:

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
:laugh:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Turning off my monitor in a desperate attempt to recover some schadenfreude from the situation

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Stalked by the Kraken by Lillian Lark is FREE! This is book one in the Monstrous Matches series, and we’ve featured other books in this series before. This one features a matchmaking witch, a kraken, and a no-strings attached relationship.

A matchmaking witch, an ancient sea creature, and the sex contract they make.
Welcome to the Love Bathhouse where desire and acceptance are in the water.

The Witch
Celibacy is a bad look for a matchmaker.

Especially a matchmaker who works at the kind of paranormal bathhouse that would have grandmothers clutching their pearls.
A worse look is a matchmaker experiencing a crisis of confidence.
I am that matchmaker.

We need raw magic, desperately.

And now a mysterious man walks into my office, offering me the exact solution I need.
The problem is that he wants to be matched… with me.
Matching doesn’t work for me; I found that out the hard way.

The Kraken
I saw her and the creature inside me wanted.

She doesn’t want a relationship. She says that the most we can have are the three nights she promised me, but the dark part of myself isn’t going to let the woman who snared its attention go.

I found her. I hunted her. She’s mine.

**Stalked by the Kraken is a monster romance that features tentacles. This book is a standalone and takes place in the same world as, and prior to the events of, Three of Hearts with some character crossover.

Content Warning: Book includes breeding behavior and mentions infertility

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
A different mod, please!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I was hoping for a slip and a room altering splash.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Zero One posted:

That artist just has it out for him.

This is the real SBF:


https://twitter.com/netcapgirl/status/1719080163332202549

That’s clearly actor Jason Ralph.

Not that I blame the artist for having him on their mind. Especially after his Mrs. Mazel role. He was hilarious in that.

Bored has a new favorite as of 20:15 on Nov 3, 2023

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

darkwasthenight posted:

A different mod, please!

Lmao

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

darkwasthenight posted:

A different mod, please!

lmao sorry I'm trying to find a gif of a man getting hit by a football as we speak

e: classic schad is still schad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTCEPBDekH4

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Someone got mixed up between the schadenfreude thread and the OSHA thread again

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


haveblue posted:

Someone got mixed up between the schadenfreude thread and the OSHA thread again

It's meta-schad.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

haveblue posted:

Someone got mixed up between the schadenfreude thread and the OSHA thread again

OSCHAD

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


Goose decided that "I am the captain now".

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/pIWei26.mp4

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I don't get why it plays twice :confused:

e: why it plays 1.8 times

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1720430190197621244

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

credburn posted:

I don't get why it plays twice :confused:

e: why it plays 1.8 times

Wait for it

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

I would criticize this guy, but if a wild deer let me get that close to it I would absolutely do the same thing.

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?
This is for Bambi's mom, mother fucker

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

1stGear posted:

I would criticize this guy, but if a wild deer let me get that close to it I would absolutely do the same thing.
that means you're dumb

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

1stGear posted:

I would criticize this guy, but if a wild deer let me get that close to it I would absolutely do the same thing.

If you really need your lung punctured, why not?

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

I used to think deer were cool, chill creatures and then I watched videos of them attacking border collies and they're metal as gently caress.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

luchadornado posted:

I used to think deer were cool, chill creatures and then I watched videos of them attacking border collies and they're metal as gently caress.

Like all wild animals they are frozen in terror, or run away, until the moment they don't.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Der Kyhe posted:

If you really need your lung punctured, why not?

Taking a selfie with deer could be a reliable treatment for pleural effusion is what you're saying?

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Baron von Eevl posted:

Taking a selfie with deer could be a reliable treatment for pleural effusion is what you're saying?

That, and if you think that you have way too much blood in your system. So it is also effective for high blood pressure!

Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!
The virgin crypto enthusiast:

The chad entrepreneur:

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags

haveblue posted:

No, this is the real SBF:



Discovering the courtroom artist style has been one of the highlights of this whole thing

Can't go without posting this masterpiece

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


1stGear posted:

I would criticize this guy, but if a wild deer let me get that close to it I would absolutely do the same thing.

I thought this was dumb too but then I realized I would do the same thing if it was a big fluffy brown bear so maybe we’re all just dumb when the right one comes along

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Pee pee poo poo he is a bad defendant

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Nowher posted:

Can't go without posting this masterpiece



Lmfao

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