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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

It's so funny seeing Larry Elder in the credits because he tried to do a 'rigged election' website when the CA recall failed and he took it down hours later.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i'm doing workplace training today and learning that wet surfaces (cum?) can be slippery (cum!)

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

is THIS an emule2k joke?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


stay safe King

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

he's trying!!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

guess we know where nite crew went

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


gradus ad parnassum

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

dog brains are hilarious

"why isn't this working?"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/regionalusfood/status/1720450411306647915?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

wet burger. slop it up

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

mdemone posted:

dog brains are hilarious

"why isn't this working?"

very relatable, dogs own

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


People are saying "Trump", you love to hear it

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

Taco Duck posted:

People are saying "cum", you love to hear it

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008


oooo dipping

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
carol is carrying a pot of boiling hot dog water over a slippery surface!!! :ohdear:

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Cump

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EeZ27rBwks

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears


Cump Org

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




and here I thought the Springs was devoid of any unique culture

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Joementum posted:

carol is carrying a pot of boiling hot dog water over a slippery surface!!! :ohdear:

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Joementum posted:

carol is carrying a pot of boiling hot dog water over a slippery surface!!! :ohdear:

very relatable central US scenario

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
TRUMP: (muttering) Donald Trump.

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Bearjew posted:

and here I thought the Springs was devoid of any unique culture

They're just stealing poo poo from NM is all

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

so what happens to carol is there a small prize in the doctor's drawer

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Do not, my friends, become addicted to cum. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

An Apple A Gay posted:

so what happens to carol is there a small prize in the doctor's drawer

she injured her back :(

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Joementum posted:

she injured her back :(

Is the boiling hot dog water okay?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Bethamphetamine posted:

Is the boiling hot dog water okay?

no! it got all over the floor, making it even more slippery! :ohdear:

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!

forbidden moisture

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

i would watch this for the sheer stupidity of it but am trying to drink less

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

the milk machine posted:

TRUMP: (muttering) Did you just say, "Trump?"

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

tronk

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave


I have an aussie/border collie and can confirm they're simultaneously super-intuitive and idiots.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Joementum posted:

i'm doing workplace training today and learning that wet surfaces (cum?) can be slippery (cum!)

good work if you can get it

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

crime fighting hog posted:

i would watch this for the sheer stupidity of it but am trying to drink less

It's really dumb. At least Police State is kinda funny.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
she in silent hill chat rooms postin cum

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
I am too old to ever hope for a better future and I have seen my hope of ever seeing a government that represents my interests dashed upon the rocks time and time again in the interests of those who are monied and powerful. All I can hope for now is the hope and dreams of a beaten dog - that whatever political campaign I live through in the future provides everyone involved with maximum pain and humiliation. My only depraved hope for mortal satisfaction is that Trump does some very funny poo poo in this election or possibly just dies. Demons hear my desperate prayer!

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

this has gotta be one restaurant because I’ve never heard of this

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

LuxuryLarva posted:

I am too old to ever hope for a better future and I have seen my hope of ever seeing a government that represents my interests dashed upon the rocks time and time again in the interests of those who are monied and powerful. All I can hope for now is the hope and dreams of a beaten dog - that whatever political campaign I live through in the future provides everyone involved with maximum pain and humiliation. My only depraved hope for mortal satisfaction is that Trump does some very funny poo poo in this election or possibly just dies. Demons hear my desperate prayer!

:yooge: LIKE A DOG

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