Bilirubin posted:

I thought this last one was a fairly recent creation? Not taking away from your point at all of course.

Riot Bimbo posted:

too many boners itt for this sapphic someone post the yon

mediaphage posted:

Spergin Morlock posted:

was not expecting the goatse alien

mediaphage posted:

Fitzy Fitz posted:

We finally get some pretty good confirmation of multiple UAP engagements earlier this year and the thread goes on a dick tangent. I know a diversion op when I see one.

Barry Foster posted:

Is it just that we've only got Rossco's word for it? He seems to have fallen out of favour a bit recently, maybe that's why

mediaphage posted:

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Carp posted:

She's just so happy...

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Man I wish we had another shootdown weekend or hearing or something

it feels like everything's stalled out

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Man I wish we had another shootdown weekend or hearing or something

it feels like everything's stalled out

Nichael posted:

I really would prefer not shooting the UAPs, it seems like a terrible idea. It actually was pretty scary that was doing that repeatedly.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Karahan Tepe has a recently uncovered Room of Giant Stone Cocks along with a beautifully carved statue of a dude grabbing his boner.

Zoobtro posted:

edit, it's loving dripping.

Brain Curry posted:

clearly from the precumbrian era

Brain Curry posted:

clearly from the precumbrian era

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just can't cater to them precumbrians

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CONTINUED:

I asked, “why are they hiding? Why can’t we talk to them?”

He continues “we have a few times. They’re very spiritual and powerful, but they’re not malevolent. They’ve interfered when we have started to destroy this god (earth). We have approached them down in the oceans, they are peaceful but they will protect themselves, we’ve lost good men to them before by accident. The high ups in intelligence, dod, Air Force, and Navy know they’re down there.”

…”People who are atheist, or think this all just happened by chance, the universe and its laws, the planets placed in perfect celestial movements with no beginning or end is like time itself. Time exists to us in a physical body, but there’s really no such thing. Everything will happen, is happening, and has happened.”

“Most people are good people. Even where I’m from and the people I work with. The enemy isn’t the government, it’s the celestial forces of evil that inhabit and influence the powerful people that run the show, to protect their empires and riches to the detriment of 8 billion people. They topple entire countries and create wars simply for their own benefit.”

I asked a few questions here and there but that’s mostly how it went. He then concluded “maybe I’m making this all up. Maybe you thought you heard me say it. Who knows, it’s just us, a fire, and cornfields. But hey, it’s gettin late, I’ll leave you to it, I know it’s a lot to take in.”

I asked “are you worried that I’ll tell someone?”

He laughed “no, if you do, they’ll think you’re crazy. And if they believe you, they’ll say I’m crazy. It’s been nice talking with you, get some rest tonight.”

And that was it. Just like that. I sat out by the fire for probably another 30 min just staring off into the night. Was he joking? Was he seeing if I’d tell people? Was he doing it to satisfy my curiosity? Did he just say fck it and let loose for a few beers? Idk. But I told my wife and she laughed. And said “if he told you, it was the truth.”

I had to share because it’s been on my mind ever since. Who knows? It’s better than what we get daily from the same grifters. And it was positive. I liked that. It wasn’t scary or doom and gloom were all gonna die, etc. This is what I’ll believe from here on

Edit: to summarize-

There is a supreme God that everything comes from. Everything came solely from “it.”

There are then gods below “it.” The planets themselves are mighty gods. The sun is a god of light.

UFOs are actually some kind of..spiritual things that humans created. These humans are from the beginning of..the flood? I don’t know but they’re so old, they’re a little different from us, can do things we can’t, but they’re humans.

They live in the oceans. They don’t come from outer space. The things that mostly “drive” these are some kind of created artificial being. They lack souls.

The old gods that so many cultures echo throughout time were real. They influence us. They guide us. They are more powerful in a physical way, but humans are actually the most powerful spiritual thing, simply inhabiting a physical body, on a journey, to learn of…itself? Which is Goodness, Light, and Truth.

The world is finely tuned for everything we know to exist.

That’s all I got.