- Areola Grande
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I might be projecting here but mine hates kitties. who's w/ me on this one and do tell if so
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I get busted every time I bring one home
#grounded
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Nov 3, 2023 09:54
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Cats piss and poo poo and puke a lot. They scratch up the furniture and make noise. Also taking care of them costs money. These are all things dads don't like. (I'm not a dad. I want a cat.)
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Nov 3, 2023 14:12
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- RavenousScoot
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dads front like they will never have a cat in the house until they do then they end up being the cat's bestie (in my experience)
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Nov 3, 2023 14:29
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Cats piss and poo poo and puke a lot. They scratch up the furniture and make noise. Also taking care of them costs money. These are all things dads don't like. (I'm not a dad. I want a cat.)
To be completely fair, dads already had to put up with all of those things from you
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Nov 3, 2023 15:31
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my FIL doesn't "get" pets which is a shame. My own father was raised with many cats and has his special dad brand of stoic affection. He's a big & tall fella, so cats are either terrified of the giant or become enamored with the generous lap surface area.
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Nov 3, 2023 15:58
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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To be completely fair, dads already had to put up with all of those things from you
Totally. At least cats are cute. Cats won't do chores though, or fix the computer/remote/vcr. that's the tradeoff.
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Nov 3, 2023 16:53
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- Finger Prince
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The last time he got pussy, he ended up with you. You can understand his reticence.
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Nov 3, 2023 23:06
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The last time he got pussy, he ended up with you. You can understand his reticence.
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Nov 3, 2023 23:16
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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The last time he got pussy, he ended up with you. You can understand his reticence.
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Nov 4, 2023 00:42
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Dad's like some cats. Rum Tum Tugger, for example.
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Nov 4, 2023 03:57
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- Khanstant
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Cats don't respect authority
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Nov 4, 2023 04:19
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Cats don't respect authority
ding ding ding I think we have a winner here
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Nov 4, 2023 05:03
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dads front like they will never have a cat in the house until they do then they end up being the cat's bestie (in my experience)
This is a fun irony in that human body language expressing disgust or indifference closely mimics cat body language expressing trust and affection, so cats naturally gravitate toward cat haters and wear them down
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Nov 4, 2023 18:09
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- Harvey Mantaco
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Someone please help me find my keys =(
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I'm a pretty classic dad and all I can think about is how much I love cats
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Nov 4, 2023 18:20
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- Macnult
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they all remind him of a cat he used to have and none of them compare to that cat
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Nov 4, 2023 18:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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and why would they, with the average leadership skills humans display
I'm starting 2 suspect u are secretly a mom
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Nov 4, 2023 20:15
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Nov 5, 2023 00:01
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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dads crave being considered as authority figures and cats don't subjugate themselves before anyone
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Nov 6, 2023 02:53
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Cats don't respect authority
dads crave being considered as authority figures and cats don't subjugate themselves before anyone
yep
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Nov 6, 2023 04:57
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Looks like we got to the bottom of that. Good work team.
Now let's figure out why my moms don't like tarantulas.
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Nov 6, 2023 05:06
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Looks like we got to the bottom of that. Good work team.
Now let's figure out why my moms don't like tarantulas.
- Has eight eyes to roll
- Leaves four times as many wadded up socks lying around
- Sucks the innards out of its prey, leaving behind the part with all the vitamins
- Doesn't try as hard as its brother, who spins the most beautiful webs
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Nov 6, 2023 18:27
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Now let's figure out why my moms don't like tarantulas.
Cannot dress them up in cute costumes for Facebook. Ok you can put a hat on them, but the options are limited.
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Nov 6, 2023 18:46
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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- Has eight eyes to roll
- Leaves four times as many wadded up socks lying around
- Sucks the innards out of its prey, leaving behind the part with all the vitamins
- Doesn't try as hard as its brother, who spins the most beautiful webs
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Nov 6, 2023 22:17
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- RavenousScoot
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dad cats love tuna
THANK YOU NESAM :^))
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Nov 11, 2023 04:31
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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I am a dad and I love all cats, especially my cats, but when my kid asks for more cats I turn into dad who doesn't like cats
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Nov 15, 2023 00:28
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I am a dad and I love all cats, especially my cats, but when my kid asks for more cats I turn into dad who doesn't like cats
Same, but my cats are elderly and we've promised the kids we will get new baby kittens when they pass
So now I sometimes catch the kids watching the cats, torn between deep affection for a beloved furry family member who has been a constant throughout their entire lives, and staring at them like they're in a Looney Tunes desert island cartoon and the cats just turned into walking drumsticks
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