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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Best Friends posted:

it is genuinely weird that the US makes the coast guard (effectively) a branch of the military. I don’t think anyone else does that. whatever it is it’s a US insanity.

is there any other country that militarises their police in the style of special forces operators instead of doing a gendarmerie?

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FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

Best Friends posted:

it is genuinely weird that the US makes the coast guard (effectively) a branch of the military. I don’t think anyone else does that. whatever it is it’s a US insanity.

Is there another country that has three different independent air forces (4 if you count army helicopters) that compete for funding and barely cooperate on equipment?

America is a global leader in finding new ways to waste money and be poorly organized. I'm sure making the coast guard part of the military made someone money and/or was a maneuver in some pointless bureaucratic war. That's why a space force that can't get to space is so on brand for us.

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

gotta have my purp

Megamissen posted:

is there any other country that militarises their police in the style of special forces operators instead of doing a gendarmerie?

mexico sorta did the opposite :v:

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

Best Friends posted:

it is genuinely weird that the US makes the coast guard (effectively) a branch of the military. I don’t think anyone else does that. whatever it is it’s a US insanity.

China in fact does this as well.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

huh! good to know. being a sort-of military seems generally counterproductive to the core missions of law enforcement and rescue.

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

quote:

Coast Guard, wildlife specialists rescue injured pelican on Eastern Shore
Published: 11:03 AM EDT October 11, 2020
Updated: 11:09 AM EDT October 11, 2020
The pelican in distress was rescued by Coast Guard personnel and a wildlife rehabilitation specialist. The pelican is recovering after a brief surgical procedure.

PORTSMOUTH, Va. — The US Coast Guard and the Virginia Department of Wildlife Resources rescued a distressed pelican on the Eastern Shore on Saturday.

The Pelican was near Kiptopeke State Park in Cape Charles. The Coast Guard watchstanders at Cape Charles received a call around 9:45 a.m. from the Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries reporting a pelican in distress on a cement ship.

The station officer immediately launched a boat crew with a wildlife rehabilitation specialist aboard, the Coast Guard said in a news release.

Once crew members located the pelican, it was put in a cage and brought to shore for rehabilitation.

“It happened pretty quick,” said Petty Officer 3rd Class Paul Hurd, officer of the day for Station Cape Charles, in the news release.

“It took about 10 minutes from hopping off the boat to bringing the bird aboard. It had gotten its wing stuck in the rebar of the cement ship, but we were able to bend that back and free it.”

The Coast Guard said the pelican is resting comfortably after a brief surgical procedure.

Jody Sokel, a wildlife rehabilitation specialist with Wildlife ER, who was at the rescue said she's happy with the outcome.

“I can’t think of a better way to spend my birthday than helping save the life of that pelican.”

Sokel turned 44 on Saturday, the Coast Guard said.

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Best Friends posted:

huh! good to know. being a sort-of military seems generally counterproductive to the core missions of law enforcement and rescue.

they were initially for fighting pirates i think

Votskomit
Jun 26, 2013

Best Friends posted:

huh! good to know. being a sort-of military seems generally counterproductive to the core missions of law enforcement and rescue.

I'm no lawyer but I feel like law enforcement of citizens on domestic soil vs law enforcement of vessels in your oceans is a fundamentally different type of dynamic. I could see a military or non military setup being viable here.

What's your concern with this setup?

palindrome
Feb 3, 2020

Well, I don't think you can draw the line of territory at soil versus ocean for one thing. Doesn't territory extend several miles out to sea? If I'm a private citizen (lol) committing a crime in a city, I don't think the military should be able to detain or investigate me. Likewise, if I'm a private boater in the ocean within territorial limits and 18th century sensibilities I'd probably say the government's military shouldn't be able to arrest me while I'm illegally fishing or what have you. I'm also no lawyer but I suppose my point is that people can gently caress around in the ocean close to land and I assumed it was loosely the same rules with regards to land police/military dynamic. Admiralty law is complicated however.

e: add "constitutionally speaking" to everything because it is a hypothetical and I wonder what our lawmakers 200 years hence thought about such things. I'll take a letter of marque and go privateering, thank you all the same

palindrome has issued a correction as of 08:59 on Nov 4, 2023

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Odd that the USCG is cutting back on partoling America's home waters, but maintaining ships and bases as far afield as the Persian Gulf and Guam.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Centrist Committee posted:

hey ff or someone, what is the role of the coast guard in the imperial order anyway? what’s the difference between a coast guard and a navy etc etc. idgi

Revenue, mostly, before free trade

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Coast guard was part of the department of transportation until 9/11 and George Bush brought them under the DHS umbrella :(

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

atelier morgan posted:

mutiny, fragging and sabotage nearly destroyed the military in vietnam (and there were entire formations that were, for all military purposes, destroyed because they could not be trusted or relied on to do absolutely anything)

Are there any good books or anything about this?

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Megamissen posted:

is there any other country that militarises their police in the style of special forces operators instead of doing a gendarmerie?

Turkey has both

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Votskomit posted:

I'm no lawyer but I feel like law enforcement of citizens on domestic soil vs law enforcement of vessels in your oceans is a fundamentally different type of dynamic. I could see a military or non military setup being viable here.

What's your concern with this setup?

my understanding as relayed to me by a coast guard dude (us) is that international law says that a military vessel doing boardings outside of armed conflict is either piracy or an act of war, which is why the coast guard has never been in the department of defense. (coast guard personnel are seconded to the navy to do boardings outside war for this exact reason).

So you have a sort of military with naval guns (that mostly don’t work) and ships much bigger than you probably need so they can be very lovely frigates for theoretical war purposes, and a full military rank structure, but all of it is technically civilian by necessity of international law. So depending on how you look at it you either have a military branch that has to run lighthouses and search & rescue while not legally being a military, or you have a actual coast guard that needs to waste time and money pretending to be a military.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Gripweed posted:

Are there any good books or anything about this?

the latter part of James William Gibson's "The Perfect War: Technowar in Vietnam" has some great stuff about this




Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

gradenko_2000 posted:

the latter part of James William Gibson's "The Perfect War: Technowar in Vietnam" has some great stuff about this






That book looks really interesting, thanks. I wonder why the stuff about black prison revolts isn't in the common cultural memory of Vietnam.

That stuff at the end about not wanting to be the last to die in the war reminds me a lot of the similar problem they had at the end of Korea. But I haven't heard about officers getting fragged then.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Best Friends posted:

my understanding as relayed to me by a coast guard dude (us) is that international law says that a military vessel doing boardings outside of armed conflict is either piracy or an act of war, which is why the coast guard has never been in the department of defense. (coast guard personnel are seconded to the navy to do boardings outside war for this exact reason).

So you have a sort of military with naval guns (that mostly don’t work) and ships much bigger than you probably need so they can be very lovely frigates for theoretical war purposes, and a full military rank structure, but all of it is technically civilian by necessity of international law. So depending on how you look at it you either have a military branch that has to run lighthouses and search & rescue while not legally being a military, or you have a actual coast guard that needs to waste time and money pretending to be a military.

Similar reason Chinese coast guard has pretty big ships retired from the navy to handle most of the disputes in Diaoyu/Senkaku island and SCS.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Best Friends posted:

my understanding as relayed to me by a coast guard dude (us) is that international law says that a military vessel doing boardings outside of armed conflict is either piracy or an act of war

it's good and part of the based order when İsrail does it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaza_flotilla_raid

quote:

The Gaza flotilla raid was a military operation by Israel against six civilian ships of the "Gaza Freedom Flotilla" on 31 May 2010 in international waters in the Mediterranean Sea. Nine activists were killed during the raid and dozens wounded, including one who later died of his wounds, while ten Israeli soldiers were wounded, one seriously. Three of the six flotilla ships, organized by the Free Gaza Movement and the Turkish Foundation for Human Rights and Freedoms and Humanitarian Relief (İHH), were carrying humanitarian aid and construction materials, intending to break the Israeli blockade of the Gaza Strip. Israel had warned the flotilla to abort their mission, describing it as a provocation.[1]

On 31 May 2010, Prime Minister Netanyahu asked President Obama to veto any UN Security Council condemnations of Israel, but the president refused to comply.[191] At the UN Security Council, the US subsequently blocked demands for an international inquiry into the raid and the criticism of Israel for allegedly violating international law, as proposed by Turkey, Palestine and Arab nations.[192]

In September 2011, the UN investigative committee said that the Israeli naval blockade of Gaza was legal,[196] but that Israel used excessive force and should have waited to enforce the blockade closer to the shoreline. It also concluded that Turkey should have taken action to try to prevent the flotilla from taking place.[197][198]

On 2 June, Israel released over 600 of the detained activists.[199] On 4 June, the Israeli Supreme Court upheld a decision of attorney-general Yehuda Weinstein to halt the police investigation of the incident.[200] On 5 June, the Israeli government's press division apologized for circulating a link to the satiric "We Con the World" video that mocked activists on board, satirizing their purportedly peaceful intentions. On 13 June, Defense Minister Ehud Barak canceled a trip to France amid threats of charges against Barak and other Israeli officials under the principle of universal jurisdiction.[201] On 16 June, Israel added İHH to its terror watch list.[202]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Con_the_World

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Why would a zoomer or heck, a millennial, fight a war for America lol

MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
Making a sacrifice in behalf of Blameless B

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005
we don't wanna go to war today
but the lord of the lash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
were gonna march all day, all day, all day!


where there's a whip there's a way!

atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

Gripweed posted:

That book looks really interesting, thanks. I wonder why the stuff about black prison revolts isn't in the common cultural memory of Vietnam.

look at media today about things going on right now and extrapolate it backwards a little, and then consider that common cultural memory is created by the news media

i used to have a blog post handy that provided some general details from a commie perspective but i lost the link and google might as well not exist any more so i'm thankful to gradenko for picking up the slack there

Votskomit
Jun 26, 2013

atelier morgan posted:


i used to have a blog post handy that provided some general details from a commie perspective but i lost the link and google might as well not exist any more

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Gripweed posted:

I wonder why the stuff about black prison revolts isn't in the common cultural memory of Vietnam.

Buddy, the Americans still literally do not acknowledge widespread AWOL and straight up desertion in Italy in 1944-45.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Frosted Flake posted:

Buddy, the Americans still literally do not acknowledge widespread AWOL and straight up desertion in Italy in 1944-45.

Wut? The British desertion crisis in Italy is well known, as is the gang violence arguably driven by U.S. deserters after Paris liberation, but this is the first I’ve heard of this, and Duck Duck Go isn’t turning up Jack poo poo.

Its believable though, where’s more info?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Remulak posted:

Wut? The British desertion crisis in Italy is well known, as is the gang violence arguably driven by U.S. deserters after Paris liberation, but this is the first I’ve heard of this, and Duck Duck Go isn’t turning up Jack poo poo.

Its believable though, where’s more info?

I said, American. It's in the British official histories, regimental diaries and so on, but the Americans specifically excluded mention of it.

“Fortunately the front-line infantrymen of Fifth and Eighth Armies were unaware of the shortage of ammunition, since they had come to place their trust in the support of the guns in both offensive and defensive situations. Such knowledge would have been a major blow to morale, already a serious problem for commanders at all levels. The greatest manifestation of that problem was in the numbers who deserted. Figures for desertions are available for Eighth Army and the British official historian is candid about the problem. In contrast, there is no mention of the problem either in the US Army’s official history of the Italian campaign, or in Fifth Army’s history, which, however, does refer to an ‘increase in the number of courts-martial cases, which soared especially among the veteran divisions’. Both sources describe efforts made in Fifth Army to maintain morale, which hints at the existence of a desertion problem without admitting that there was one”

Victory in Italy: 15th Army Group's Final Campaign 1945

FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

gradenko_2000 posted:

the latter part of James William Gibson's "The Perfect War: Technowar in Vietnam" has some great stuff about this

Despite the somewhat goofy title (many years later its funny to think of Vietnam as a 'techno war') this is a really good book and worth the read.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Frosted Flake posted:

Buddy, the Americans still literally do not acknowledge widespread AWOL and straight up desertion in Italy in 1944-45.

my grandpa got busted going awol over enemy lines to go whoring when a whole german regiment surrendered to him and he had to walk them back to the base and they took a rank off of him for it.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Real hurthling! posted:

my grandpa got busted going awol over enemy lines to go whoring when a whole german regiment surrendered to him and he had to walk them back to the base and they took a rank off of him for it.

Dudes rock

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Real hurthling! posted:

my grandpa got busted going awol over enemy lines to go whoring when a whole german regiment surrendered to him and he had to walk them back to the base and they took a rank off of him for it.

Wait did they surrender to him while on a whoring excursion or did he go on a whoring excursion while theoretically guarding a regiment of POW's?

frozenphil
Mar 13, 2003

YOU CANNOT MAKE A MISTAKE SO BIG THAT 80 GRIT CAN'T FIX IT!
:smug:

Slavvy posted:

Wait did they surrender to him while on a whoring excursion or did he go on a whoring excursion while theoretically guarding a regiment of POW's?

Based on FF's citations of British homosex I'm going to guess the regiment were the whores.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Need a nomogram calculating commonwealth soldier homosex distribution for a given area and troop density

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
My god, it’s off the charts.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

NATO homosex manufacturing is totally inadequate to meet battlefield demand which is why they are losing ww3

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Slavvy posted:

Need a no-homo-gram calculating commonwealth soldier homosex distribution for a given area and troop density

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

frozenphil posted:

Based on FF's citations of British homosex I'm going to guess the regiment were the whores.

Slavvy posted:

Need a nomogram calculating commonwealth soldier homosex distribution for a given area and troop density


Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Slavvy posted:

Wait did they surrender to him while on a whoring excursion or did he go on a whoring excursion while theoretically guarding a regiment of POW's?

him and a pal went through the wire and over the lines but before they could get into town to see a lady, they come over a hill and theres a dozens of germans with white flags heading toward the lines begging them to escort them back

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


one of those where you either lose a rank or gain one, depending on the COs mood

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Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://x.com/jonathanvswan/status/1721167445916799141?s=20

quote:

A Secret War, Strange New Wounds, and Silence From the Pentagon
Many U.S. troops who fired vast numbers of artillery rounds against the Islamic State developed mysterious, life-shattering mental and physical problems. But the military struggled to understand what was wrong.

When Javier Ortiz came home from a secret mission in Syria, the ghost of a dead girl appeared to him in his kitchen. She was pale and covered in chalky dust, as if hit by an explosion, and her eyes stared at him with a glare as dark and heavy as oil.

The 21-year-old Marine was part of an artillery gun crew that fought against the Islamic State, and he knew that his unit’s huge cannons had killed hundreds of enemy fighters. The ghost, he was sure, was their revenge.

A shiver went through him. He backed into another room in his apartment near Camp Pendleton in California and flicked on the lights, certain that he was imagining things. She was still there.

...

An investigation by The New York Times found that many of the troops sent to bombard the Islamic State in 2016 and 2017 returned to the United States plagued by nightmares, panic attacks, depression and, in a few cases, hallucinations. Once-reliable Marines turned unpredictable and strange. Some are now homeless. A striking number eventually died by suicide, or tried to.

...

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