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Platystemon)
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webcams for christ posted:talking to my LLM therapist through my $3,500 Apple Vision Pro this could be useful if it just clocks every loaded gun it sees lying around the average american's house
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 01:44 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 06:26 |
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https://twitter.com/AGoldmund/status/1717354574644699640
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 04:18 |
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The routing around mass shootings is new, so Googlers have it working. Directing people to detours for scheduled roadworks, meanwhile, is totally beyond the Google of 2023. They won’t remove bridges that collapsed a decade ago, either. Platystemon has issued a correction as of 04:41 on Oct 26, 2023 |
# ? Oct 26, 2023 04:33 |
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Ban all public use of driverless cars for one decade, at which point the technology must be reviewed and deemed safe before it can start being deployed in a probationary manner.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 04:39 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Ban all public use of driverless cars for one decade, at which point the technology must be reviewed and deemed safe before it can start being deployed in a probationary manner. far too reasonable to happen
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 04:42 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Ban all public use of driverless cars for one decade, at which point the technology must be reviewed and deemed safe before it can start being deployed in a probationary manner. How number go up then??? How
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 04:52 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Ban all public use of driverless cars for one decade, at which point the technology must be reviewed and deemed safe before it can start being deployed in a probationary manner. skibidi ai cars
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 05:24 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Ban all public use of driverless cars for one decade, at which point the technology must be reviewed and deemed safe before it can start being deployed in a probationary manner.
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 06:52 |
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i loving hate the corpo path all i wanted to do was punch deck my entire life not whatever the gently caress this is argh
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# ? Oct 26, 2023 17:47 |
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Mudlark posted:i loving hate the corpo path all i wanted to do was punch deck my entire life not whatever the gently caress this is argh sitting in a refrigerator full of ice, shitposting 23/7: ahhh, this is the life
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# ? Oct 27, 2023 07:27 |
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cross posting... Microsoft cut off access to a fairly big Turkish news site in such a lovely way even the guy who wanted an article removed said sorry. meanwhile Microsoft's manager got mad he was woken up. https://t24.com.tr/haber/canli-kilicdaroglu-100-yil-kutlamalarinda-belediye-konserleriyle-10-milyon-yurttasa-ulastik,1136722 infernal machine posted:Microsoft blocked access to all content of T24 due to a news story that included a response from Beşiktaş's temporary technical director Burak Yılmaz to allegations of "violence against his wife". When T24, whose broadcast was halted by Microsoft, informed them that all content was blocked for news still available on dozens of news sites, Microsoft's Turkey General Manager, Levent Özbilgin, responded, "Why are you bothering me at this hour, who do you think you are?! Don't call me again," and hung up the phone. they need better IT at this website.
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 15:33 |
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let the man sleep
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 16:23 |
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sugar free jazz posted:let the man sleep Jeffrey of Microsoft
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# ? Oct 31, 2023 17:05 |
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That's just my auto responder picking up for anyone who calls me after 5pm
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# ? Nov 2, 2023 10:39 |
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https://x.com/ESYudkowsky/status/1720273230609707376?s=20 e: he's claiming this is a joke, but like... his other doomsday scenarios aren't really more plausible LGD has issued a correction as of 23:57 on Nov 3, 2023 |
# ? Nov 3, 2023 23:53 |
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At last. I can play Doom
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 00:30 |
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LGD posted:e: he's claiming this is a joke, but like... his other doomsday scenarios aren't really more plausible thanks for reminding me about him, because the hilariously bad short story he wrote recently is a masterpiece of reactionary sci-fi: https://x.com/esyudkowsky/status/1718654143110512741 like he told chat gpt to write him an episode of black mirror but in the voice of a racist lib grad student.
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:19 |
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*starts reading* Haha, that's clever. *keeps reading* Yeah, this is running too long. You DID the joke, stop doing it over and over. *keeps reading* Wait, how loving long is this? *scroll scroll scroll scroll* What the gently caress
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:31 |
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you clicked show more, rookie mistake.
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:34 |
RandolphCarter posted:you clicked show more, rookie mistake.
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:41 |
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rko posted:thanks for reminding me about him, because the hilariously bad short story he wrote recently is a masterpiece of reactionary sci-fi: If they’d shown this to Socrates, they wouldn’t have needed the hemlock.
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:45 |
i go all Bill and Ted back to Socrates and try to explain Roko's Basilisk to him. he caves in my skull with a marble bust.
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:52 |
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uber_stoat posted:i go all Bill and Ted back to Socrates and try to explain Roko's Basilisk to him. he caves in my skull with a marble bust. looks like socratese really busted you up
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:55 |
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uber_stoat posted:i go all Bill and Ted back to Socrates and try to explain Roko's Basilisk to him. he caves in my skull with a marble bust. should've just played some baseball with him first
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 04:56 |
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socradeez nuts
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 07:41 |
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Make Tweets Short Again
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 10:46 |
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Biplane posted:socradeez nuts
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 12:57 |
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Powered Descent posted:*starts reading* Also username/post etc
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 13:26 |
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blatman posted:looks like socratese really busted you up Plato’s caved in his skull
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 14:30 |
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Archimedes screwed you
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 15:46 |
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Thucydides nuts
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 15:47 |
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best part is, you don't even need to show more to finish the joke, the implied punchline is already there; he's pointlessly repeating what was already redundant
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 16:16 |
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Ruffian Price posted:best part is, you don't even need to show more to finish the joke, the implied punchline is already there; he's pointlessly repeating what was already redundant The only joke in that tweet is the username
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 16:44 |
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Ruffian Price posted:best part is, you don't even need to show more to finish the joke, the implied punchline is already there; he's pointlessly repeating what was already redundant right, and if you click more the joke repeats what was already said, making it redundant
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 16:51 |
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I scrolled to the bottom to see someone comparing it to Ted Chiang. I miss sneerclub.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 18:52 |
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 23:00 |
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They couldn't have predicted anything this funny for Jason X
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 23:41 |
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I have 16 of these messages over the last half-hour, ranging from 0 to 9 minutes, still haven't gotten anyone. I decided to open a new window, and click the "call me" button instead, figuring it would just put me in the queue, and then call me once I was at the front of the line; nope, just immediately calls me and puts me on hold. That's been going for about ten minutes now. The future is here. Ham Equity has issued a correction as of 22:02 on Nov 6, 2023 |
# ? Nov 6, 2023 21:52 |
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:02 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 06:26 |
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Ham Equity posted:
My friend recently mentioned dealing with customer support through an AI chatbot. It apologizes profusely and seemingly tries to get you to gently caress off without asking for a refund by writing line after line about how they feel bad for letting you down without giving you any sort of options or prompt for initiating any actual process.
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:04 |