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Parallelwoody posted:Can't hear you over the sound of these crunchy kneecaps (I'm old). Crunchy you say? *licks chops*
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Apex Rogers posted:Crunchy you say? *licks chops* Crunchy doesnt sound quite as enticing when its an old man gettin outa bed after hes been farting for the last 12 hours and everything has stiffened up (not like that, sorry pervs).
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Man I wish I could spend 12 hours in bed farting.
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KDdidit posted:Man I wish I could spend 12 hours in bed farting. anything is possible if you believe in yourself
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ZombieCrew posted:Crunchy doesnt sound quite as enticing when its an old man gettin outa bed after hes been farting for the last 12 hours and everything has stiffened up (not like that, sorry pervs). No it's like that.
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KDdidit posted:Man I wish I could spend 12 hours in bed farting. If you're depressed enough, it's quite easy. 
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KDdidit posted:Man I wish I could spend 12 hours in bed farting. Just eat a large pizza before you go to bed, then fart away.
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If any division is equipped to fart in bed for 12 hours, it's this one. We're number one.
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MJeff posted:If any division is equipped to fart in bed for 12 hours, it's this one. We're number one. Number one because there's so much number 2
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I don't think Stafford is playing tomorrow so uh go get 'em Packers?
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MJeff posted:I don't think Stafford is playing tomorrow so uh go get 'em Packers? We don't do that here.
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Parallelwoody posted:We don't do that here. I want the Rams to get Marvin Harrison Jr.
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Our long national nightmare is over https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1720846325166571825
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MJeff posted:I don't think Stafford is playing tomorrow so uh go get 'em Packers? All I want to see is some sign, any sign at all that the players are progressing and improving.
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That's better than I thought it would be tbh. I expected market level bidding war overpay. He instead got the normal overpay. Anyway JJ is gonna stay around so that's good.
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xbilkis posted:Basically gave him the Gary deal, which feels like an overpay but whatever There's a bunch of people whining about him being "late 20s". He turned 27 last month! He was still on his rookie deal until today! He is quite literally at his prime athletic age!
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Yeah I'm ultimately just happy to have him locked down; I dunno how much cheaper you could have reasonably expected to sign him for post-Bosa extension. Just gotta wait for a couple of other elite EDGE guys to sign new deals to make that feel a little easier to swallow
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I think he's worth every cent, and it's not like they couldn't afford it. Either way, good deal good job
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I think there is way more guaranteed in this deal than Gary, but maybe it's front loaded so it doesn't matter as much. The years and numbers are similar though. That's the going rate for a top edge rusher.
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MJeff posted:Everybody apologize to Dexo. I always believed in Dexo
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Great, they signed the guy they traded for. Now pay JJ his money. Frontload it, overpay it. Idc. Just do it. Shoulda kept roquan.
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C-Euro posted:"Kelton Crenshaw" sounds like Clayton Kershaw incognito. Mirror Universe Clayton Kershaw who is a postseason superstar, has a goatee, and has never once been placed on the DL.
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MJeff posted:Everybody apologize to Dexo. I'm sorry Dexo
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MJeff posted:I don't think Stafford is playing tomorrow so uh go get 'em Packers? Noooo we are at the point that the Packers should lose. Like at this point the Packers could still make the playoffs but like they wouldn’t go far so I don’t want that Give me that high pick baby
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MJeff posted:Everybody apologize to Dexo. no (I still think it was a bad trade, though good for the bears for getting a deal done quickly)
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Hot Diggity! posted:Damarius Bilbo
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King Poles does it again I was literally never worried. Jaylon next pls
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