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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Thank God they included the Musk sticker

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

There’s a real easy fix for this one

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Nice Model Y cheap bastard

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1720918522082078752
instead of datacenters, the new X AI will run on teslas (definitely real)

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I love the insane, extremely fake metrics he invents

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.
Sorry you can't head home from work, your tesla's battery got drained by people making terrible memes using the llms


Also having hints of image generation etc is up there for stupid things I've heard by people trying to sound technical and smart

Billy Gnosis has issued a correction as of 00:42 on Nov 5, 2023

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
he knows he’s never going to mars and is gonna use SETI to find aliens

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Can't wait for people to turn their Teslas into bitcoin miners LLM AI generators and catch fire.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
make my tesla farm dogecoin, for the memes

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


If you can gently caress the AI people will probably pay for it

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
Last I checked, though it has been a few months, but even gpt3 size models need minimum 24gb of vram and 64gb of dram to do inference. Which im gonna guess doesn't exist on a tesla lol. Not that anyone would be surprised elons talking out his rear end as usual.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Finally, a car that can say the N-word

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Gonna invent a robotaxi, a taxi driven by humans with only robot passengers.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

pigz posted:

Last I checked, though it has been a few months, but even gpt3 size models need minimum 24gb of vram and 64gb of dram to do inference. Which im gonna guess doesn't exist on a tesla lol. Not that anyone would be surprised elons talking out his rear end as usual.
the very newest Tesla hardware has 16GB RAM and ??GB VRAM, not enough to run any real LLM

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

oh hell yes we are back on track for FSD robotaxis once again

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

my car is going to mine bitcoin and drive people around while i sleep making me rich overnight!!!! so freakin epic

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
finally, a way to get a DUI that’s easier

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
*drunk guy gets in car, takes breathalyzer*

ai powered tesla: those are rookie numbers

*autopilot crashes into bar guy just exited*

ai powered tesla: ~continuous fart noises~

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

i sleep in a car that is based and loves sarcasm, do you?

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES
excuse me SIXTEEN of god's own dollars a month?

The Top G
Jul 19, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

happyhippy posted:

This is the universe that had a Trump University
And still has a Liberty University which has 700 degrees that you can get if you write 'Jesus did it' and pay the postage fees.

It’s a fully accredited university. You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about so sit down and STFU. :thanks:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
Tesla Grok: I guess they just let anyone in here these days am I right?

"Grok, please just take me home, it has been a long day"

Tesla Grok: I took your mom home last night soy boy....drat :elon:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Pyrus Malus posted:

excuse me SIXTEEN of god's own dollars a month?

i know, it's hard to believe such an incredible value can be yours. act now!

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

mcbexx posted:

Prepare for Elon challenging Zuck to a cage match again aaaaaany second now, as Zuck has torn his ACL.



lol…. what a baby. won’t worry, papa Elon will wait a bit

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Casimir Radon posted:

I would have hoped most people would have realized how lame “AI” was already and moved on.

It’s cool. Draws funny stuff, tells me bedtime stories… can’t think of anything better

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


My Car writes ironic erotic fiction of cartoon characters while I'm at work. What does your car do for you?

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...
What can clown (car) do for you?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

so if the cars run the AI, the car owners should be getting a kickback and these rubes are dumb enough they’d accept scrip if you call it crypto

#business

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

pigz posted:

Last I checked, though it has been a few months, but even gpt3 size models need minimum 24gb of vram and 64gb of dram to do inference. Which im gonna guess doesn't exist on a tesla lol. Not that anyone would be surprised elons talking out his rear end as usual.

I guess they can do stuff with cutting precision, I saw someone managed to run Stable Diffusion on their phone CPU/GPU. Slow as gently caress, of course.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


can’t wait for teslas to start randomly going off like bombs because their batteries overheated from musk using his rubes to mine cryptocurrency

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Dr. VooDoo posted:

can’t wait for teslas to start randomly going off like bombs because their batteries overheated from musk using his rubes to mine cryptocurrency

there's a tesla in the basement parking of my apartment building, pray for me

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

DaysBefore posted:


it’s also based and loves sarcasm
???? i am not seeing the alleged sarcasm in the screenshots musk posted

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




*AI drives tesla off a cliff*

Grok: Well THAT just happened.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Durf posted:

*AI drives tesla off a cliff*

Grok: Well THAT just happened.

lol

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
Inevitable this thing heils Hitler.

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
well whats even the point of an ai if it doesnt

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



At this point, I wouldn't be at all surprised if this Grok poo poo wasn't just a wrapper that takes your input, adds "but make your answer snarky and epic" to the prompt, feeds it into ChatGPT and forwards the result back to you.

maxwellhill
Jan 5, 2022

DrPossum posted:

did eln upload his conciousness ot the ai yet? has he become x?

yes, of groimes

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

ben shapino posted:

oh hell yes we are back on track for FSD robotaxis once again

Elon is probably announcing this poo poo as Huawei recently faked their self driving cars acting better than Tesla ones do.
He has to bait and switch and pretend to be always one step ahead of everyone else.

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

maxwellhill posted:

yes, of groimes

epic ftw 🤣

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