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16-bit Butt-Head)
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Jonny 290 posted:
Thank God they included the Musk sticker
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 23:28 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 18:12 |
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Jonny 290 posted:
There’s a real easy fix for this one
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# ? Nov 4, 2023 23:30 |
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Jonny 290 posted:
Nice Model Y cheap bastard
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:10 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1720918522082078752 instead of datacenters, the new X AI will run on teslas (definitely real)
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:31 |
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I love the insane, extremely fake metrics he invents
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:32 |
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Sorry you can't head home from work, your tesla's battery got drained by people making terrible memes using the llms Also having hints of image generation etc is up there for stupid things I've heard by people trying to sound technical and smart Billy Gnosis has issued a correction as of 00:42 on Nov 5, 2023 |
# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:34 |
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he knows he’s never going to mars and is gonna use SETI to find aliens
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:36 |
Can't wait for people to turn their Teslas into
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:36 |
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make my tesla farm dogecoin, for the memes
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:40 |
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If you can gently caress the AI people will probably pay for it
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 00:43 |
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Last I checked, though it has been a few months, but even gpt3 size models need minimum 24gb of vram and 64gb of dram to do inference. Which im gonna guess doesn't exist on a tesla lol. Not that anyone would be surprised elons talking out his rear end as usual.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 01:03 |
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Finally, a car that can say the N-word
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 01:12 |
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Gonna invent a robotaxi, a taxi driven by humans with only robot passengers.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 01:28 |
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pigz posted:Last I checked, though it has been a few months, but even gpt3 size models need minimum 24gb of vram and 64gb of dram to do inference. Which im gonna guess doesn't exist on a tesla lol. Not that anyone would be surprised elons talking out his rear end as usual.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 01:38 |
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oh hell yes we are back on track for FSD robotaxis once again
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:01 |
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my car is going to mine bitcoin and drive people around while i sleep making me rich overnight!!!! so freakin epic
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:02 |
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finally, a way to get a DUI that’s easier
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:03 |
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*drunk guy gets in car, takes breathalyzer* ai powered tesla: those are rookie numbers *autopilot crashes into bar guy just exited* ai powered tesla: ~continuous fart noises~
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:08 |
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i sleep in a car that is based and loves sarcasm, do you?
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:14 |
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excuse me SIXTEEN of god's own dollars a month?
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:18 |
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happyhippy posted:This is the universe that had a Trump University It’s a fully accredited university. You clearly don’t know what you’re talking about so sit down and STFU.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:35 |
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Tesla Grok: I guess they just let anyone in here these days am I right? "Grok, please just take me home, it has been a long day" Tesla Grok: I took your mom home last night soy boy....drat
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:40 |
Pyrus Malus posted:excuse me SIXTEEN of god's own dollars a month? i know, it's hard to believe such an incredible value can be yours. act now!
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 02:41 |
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mcbexx posted:Prepare for Elon challenging Zuck to a cage match again aaaaaany second now, as Zuck has torn his ACL. lol…. what a baby. won’t worry, papa Elon will wait a bit
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 04:58 |
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Casimir Radon posted:I would have hoped most people would have realized how lame “AI” was already and moved on. It’s cool. Draws funny stuff, tells me bedtime stories… can’t think of anything better
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 05:04 |
My Car writes ironic erotic fiction of cartoon characters while I'm at work. What does your car do for you?
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 05:06 |
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What can clown (car) do for you?
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 05:14 |
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so if the cars run the AI, the car owners should be getting a kickback and these rubes are dumb enough they’d accept scrip if you call it crypto #business
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 05:19 |
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pigz posted:Last I checked, though it has been a few months, but even gpt3 size models need minimum 24gb of vram and 64gb of dram to do inference. Which im gonna guess doesn't exist on a tesla lol. Not that anyone would be surprised elons talking out his rear end as usual. I guess they can do stuff with cutting precision, I saw someone managed to run Stable Diffusion on their phone CPU/GPU. Slow as gently caress, of course.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 05:30 |
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can’t wait for teslas to start randomly going off like bombs because their batteries overheated from musk using his rubes to mine cryptocurrency
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 05:42 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:can’t wait for teslas to start randomly going off like bombs because their batteries overheated from musk using his rubes to mine cryptocurrency there's a tesla in the basement parking of my apartment building, pray for me
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 05:51 |
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DaysBefore posted:
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 06:56 |
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*AI drives tesla off a cliff* Grok: Well THAT just happened.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 07:03 |
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Durf posted:*AI drives tesla off a cliff* lol
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 07:11 |
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Inevitable this thing heils Hitler.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 07:53 |
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well whats even the point of an ai if it doesnt
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 08:59 |
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At this point, I wouldn't be at all surprised if this Grok poo poo wasn't just a wrapper that takes your input, adds "but make your answer snarky and epic" to the prompt, feeds it into ChatGPT and forwards the result back to you.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 10:30 |
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DrPossum posted:did eln upload his conciousness ot the ai yet? has he become x? yes, of groimes
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 11:19 |
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ben shapino posted:oh hell yes we are back on track for FSD robotaxis once again Elon is probably announcing this poo poo as Huawei recently faked their self driving cars acting better than Tesla ones do. He has to bait and switch and pretend to be always one step ahead of everyone else.
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 11:36 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 18:12 |
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maxwellhill posted:yes, of groimes epic ftw 🤣
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# ? Nov 5, 2023 11:42 |