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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

redshirt posted:

Happy Birthday

my birthday was a couple months ago but thank u

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i need to make rice but i also just want to lay in bed and read =\

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i need to make rice but i also just want to lay in bed and read =\

Solution: bedroom hotplate

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

My wife wants to go to Curacao and go into a submarine

I'm like alright but if the pilot pulls out an Xbox controller I'm literally going divorce you if we ever resurface

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

My wife wants to go to Curacao and go into a submarine

I'm like alright but if the pilot pulls out an Xbox controller I'm literally going divorce you if we ever resurface

just go in the submarine and don't literally threaten divorce

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


He wishes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

My wife wants to go to Curacao and go into a submarine

I'm like alright but if the pilot pulls out an Xbox controller I'm literally going divorce you if we ever resurface

Divorce her immediately it’s your only chance to not be crushed into paste by 1000 psi water

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

My wife wants to go to Curacao and go into a submarine

I'm like alright but if the pilot pulls out an Xbox controller I'm literally going divorce you if we ever resurface

you got that clause in your vows, or are you going out cursed for such thoughts?

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

My wife wants to go to Curacao and go into a submarine

I'm like alright but if the pilot pulls out an Xbox controller I'm literally going divorce you if we ever resurface

it's a Mad Katz 360 knock-off one, but it's got the fans inside and it's hard-wired. You're good2go buddy

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Smugworth posted:

I never lurk or post in other forums. They are beneath my GBS.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


"Domestic Bliss" - How is your house so clean?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I'm gonna go out on a limb with this guess but I think he might clean it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Toxic Mental posted:

I'm gonna go out on a limb with this guess but I think he might clean it

Wild, wacky stuff.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Painting on the wall has a weird glitch in it

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

redshirt posted:

"Domestic Bliss" - How is your house so clean?
Clean?? It's being overrun by the local flora.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

took me awhile to find the dildo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Luvcow posted:

took me awhile to find the dildo

Turned your monitor off? :grin:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Welcome to one of the worst days of the year!

That 4PM sunset tonight is like a punch in the gut. And it's here to stay till February.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Turned your monitor off? :grin:

*incomprehensible screaming*

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

pouring one out for another account lured to its doom by the siren song of posting anything in cspam

lil guy had a dream of posting the r word with impunity but he flew too close to the sun

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Chestnut praline lattes are back at Starbucks and all is right with the world :keke:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Should I change my name or just go back to BAGS

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Should I change my name or just go back to BAGS

the bags fly at noon brand name is literally worth billions so you’d be a fool to change it, but if eccentric billionaires have taught me anything it’s that you should just change your name to “x”

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My coffee machine plum gave out. :(

I am caffeine deprived in my hangover state. <:mad:>

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Luvcow posted:

the bags fly at noon brand name is literally worth billions so you’d be a fool to change it, but if eccentric billionaires have taught me anything it’s that you should just change your name to “x”

:hmmyes:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Should I change my name or just go back to BAGS

You've already lessened your brand. You got a lot of work to do to pump those numbers back up.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

WAGS TAIL AT BONE

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

You've already lessened your brand. You got a lot of work to do to pump those numbers back up.

this. i warned you bro and you didnt listen

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

numberoneposter posted:

My coffee machine plum gave give out. :(

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
always be on brand. its so freaking simple

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


BATS FLY AT MOON posted:

Should I change my name or just go back to BAGS

the brand always take precedence

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

always be on brand. its so freaking simple

How else am I going to hock my cheesy wares?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

My coffee machine plum gave out. :(

I am caffeine deprived in my hangover state. <:mad:>

I'd have to go out and get coffee. What did you do?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The people have spoken. I’ll keep the av for a bit since someone was nice/I made someone mad enough to spend :10bux: on it.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

The people have spoken. I’ll keep the av for a bit since someone was nice/I made someone mad enough to spend :10bux: on it.

If you bought it for yourself, you might just wanna fess up about it before Jeff finds out and perma's you

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

not gonna get my hopes up quite yet but lol Mark Davis got a real haircut for the first time in his life and then the Raiders made Josh McDaniels look like a real fuckin tool, A+

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

If you bought it for yourself, you might just wanna fess up about it before Jeff finds out and perma's you

I’m always logged in op

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

No one expects you to be drunk at 9AM Monday morning.

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I expect me to be just Gone by 9am tbh

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