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Ghost Leviathan posted:Also he might literally be Trump's half brother hosed up that vince is the good brother and trump is the evil one
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:hosed up that vince is the competent brother and trump is the incompetent one Fixed that for you.
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Cornwind Evil posted:Flair's autobiography, released in 2002, gets more and more depressing with every passing day. He wrote it when he was still married to his second wife and things seemed fine (were they? Who knows) and while he talked about how he used to live like Ric Flair the gimmick all the time it seemed like he was winding down. Not too long ago I saw Ric Flair give a glimpse of what was in his fridge. It was basically a plug for his energy drink. He also said he drinks a ton of water because he also boozes. He talked about how he almost died recently from whatever that health scare was (something from his colon?) but he then said something that stood out to me, "The doctor said drink lots of water. He didn't say I couldn't drink alcohol." Like, Ric...just because he didn't say you couldn't...
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Not too long ago I saw Ric Flair give a glimpse of what was in his fridge. It was basically a plug for his energy drink. He also said he drinks a ton of water because he also boozes. He talked about how he almost died recently from whatever that health scare was (something from his colon?) but he then said something that stood out to me, "The doctor said drink lots of water. He didn't say I couldn't drink alcohol." when ric flair was getting ready for his disastrous final match he had to visit 40 different doctors before finding one that was corrupt enough to medically clear him
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Not too long ago I saw Ric Flair give a glimpse of what was in his fridge. It was basically a plug for his energy drink. He also said he drinks a ton of water because he also boozes. He talked about how he almost died recently from whatever that health scare was (something from his colon?) but he then said something that stood out to me, "The doctor said drink lots of water. He didn't say I couldn't drink alcohol." I mean, it's still better than drinking lots of booze WITHOUT water. As wrestlers go that seems shockingly sensible and down to earth.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:any wrestler from the 70's and 80's that is still alive is a medical marvel and must be studied for the good of mankind It's Monty Burns syndrome I'm sure of it
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:any wrestler from the 70's and 80's that is still alive is a medical marvel and must be studied for the good of mankind
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Not too long ago I saw Ric Flair give a glimpse of what was in his fridge. It was basically a plug for his energy drink. He also said he drinks a ton of water because he also boozes. He talked about how he almost died recently from whatever that health scare was (something from his colon?) but he then said something that stood out to me, "The doctor said drink lots of water. He didn't say I couldn't drink alcohol." He had a bowel blockage, the complications of which also caused acute kidney failure, and he's now on dialysis for the rest of his life.
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mannerup posted:you can thank DDP for keeping Jake "The Snake" Roberts alive It's pretty common amongst the wrestling community to believe DDP is a living saint for what he did for Jake and Scott Hall.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:any wrestler from the 70's and 80's that is still alive is a medical marvel and must be studied for the good of mankind Those guys and the Rolling Stones are playing Keep Away with Death.
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MrQwerty posted:Hulk Hogan is alive purely because of the sheer eldritch strength of the all-powerful lie he is telling regarding the status of his mortality brother This. Hogan died around a decade or so ago he's just lying about being alive.
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Timby posted:He had a bowel blockage, the complications of which also caused acute kidney failure, and he's now on dialysis for the rest of his life. According to Google, you CAN drink alcohol if you are on dialysis. Wouldn't have thought that. Woo!
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Also he might literally be Trump's half brother He's also almost certainly Don Jr's biological father.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:any wrestler from the 70's and 80's that is still alive is a medical marvel and must be studied for the good of mankind Going to interpret that last word here as specifically for the good of Mick Foley
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mannerup posted:you can thank DDP for keeping Jake "The Snake" Roberts alive same with Scott Hall, well for a while
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AlmightyBob posted:same with Scott Hall, well for a while https://twitter.com/JakeSnakeDDT/status/1244074887196663808?lang=en
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Cartoon Man posted:Whatever happened, did CM Punk get a job? In an incredible bit of irony, he's actually managing a Target outside of Chicago. He's currently out on suspension after getting into a fight with an employee who asked him if he was Henry Rollins.
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A Fancy Hat posted:In an incredible bit of irony, he's actually managing a Target outside of Chicago. He's currently out on suspension after getting into a fight with an employee who asked him if he was Henry Rollins. I dont know if this is a joke, reality, or a kayfabe storyline. 
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A Fancy Hat posted:In an incredible bit of irony, he's actually managing a Target outside of Chicago. He's currently out on suspension after getting into a fight with an employee who asked him if he was Henry Rollins. Sounds like a candidate for Waffle House Employee of the Month imo
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Sounds like a candidate for Waffle House Employee of the Month imo Waffle House employees can actually win a shoot fight though.
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ZixTheYeti posted:Waffle House employees can actually win a shoot fight though. https://twitter.com/brianroemmele/status/1607858559240503296?s=46&t=qLFNYXCX4XYpbVXNzUkImw
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mannerup posted:sad but not surprising that Hall relapsed during the lockdown period, absolutely brutal time for people in recovery. Jake almost cracked during that time as well but reached out to DDP I want someone to do a writeup of Jake the Snake because he always seemed like a really intelligent worker who understood the psychology of storytelling in a match. But this could just be my vague memories of Beyond the Mat or something.
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Jamesman posted:I want someone to do a writeup of Jake the Snake because he always seemed like a really intelligent worker who understood the psychology of storytelling in a match. But this could just be my vague memories of Beyond the Mat or something. What the hell. I'll do it. It will probably depress me into a coma, but I'll do it.
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Jamesman posted:I want someone to do a writeup of Jake the Snake because he always seemed like a really intelligent worker who understood the psychology of storytelling in a match. But this could just be my vague memories of Beyond the Mat or something. Not just matches, but promos too. Jake saw every other wrestler bellowing at the top of their lungs and rambling incoherently, so he spoke much more quietly and deliberately, both to differentiate himself from the other guys, and also because he knew that people would actually pay attention to what he was saying if he wasn't just ranting like a lunatic. It really added to his "sleazy" character aura.
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