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how long does trump go to jail for?
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no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Ben Nerevarine posted:

“It’s the oil capital of Europe,” I continue to insist apropos of nothing

it's like when you know a random fact and can't wait for the opportunity to spout it and feel smart

e: lincoln is the capitol of nebraska

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

You know who is not under a gag order

https://twitter.com/NewYorkStateAG/status/1721585541617959377

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

SirPablo posted:

Trump literally telling us don't believe anything he says.

he was telling that from the beginning with that stupid snake poem

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

yasssssssss queen

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*



the most evergreen tweet

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Andy McCarthy: “This whole NY justice system is fraudulent in the sense that these are elected Democrats. She is an elected Democrat who campaigned for office on a vow that she would use the power of the state to get him, which is a Soviet way of going about your business.”

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

VideoKid posted:

they could size assets or prevent him from doing business in NY in the future

we have already sized the assets and they are very big

gregday
May 23, 2003

is the “too male” thing just more racism against black women like what they said about Michelle Obama?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

he's a little mad about not being called president

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Engoron is increasingly Enjokerfied

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

kaleedity posted:

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "it is"

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

gregday posted:

is the “too male” thing just more racism against black women like what they said about Michelle Obama?

It was her words at an immigrant support rally. There was a video attached. Trump doesn't understand context cues.

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/111364114189521013

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Glumwheels posted:

I’m gonna let you in on a little secret, Trump is broke.

no he isn’t he’s been embezzling from his campaign like crazy

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Andy McCarthy: “This whole NY justice system is fraudulent in the sense that these are elected Democrats. She is an elected Democrat who campaigned for office on a vow that she would use the power of the state to get him, which is a Soviet way of going about your business.”

it's actually very American

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

William Bear posted:

I wish I had that superpower.

new superpower that I picked up in a frenzy
I can estimate a buildings worth to the penny

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

VideoKid posted:

no he isn’t he’s been embezzling from his campaign like crazy

also that part where he sold state secrets to the Saudis

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

also that part where he sold state secrets to the Saudis

oh yea lol :chaostrump:

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

crime fighting hog posted:

it's like when you know a random fact and can't wait for the opportunity to spout it and feel smart

e: lincoln is the capitol of nebraska

Timp told me that peanuts are not nuts, but legumes.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Lol he's got like a million shells to hide his money. Even biden had like 8 shell companies just to score $40,000 in bribes from china. Trump unironically the most honest politician ever in American history and the swamp is frozen because they blow up the entire game if they try to actually prosecute him.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
so many crimes, you can't keep track of them all

wet_goods
Jun 21, 2004

I'M BAAD!
blitzkreiging the hitler page

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

wet_goods posted:

blitzkreiging the hitler page

I did "nazi" that coming

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!
oh, honey.
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1721594039907078363?t=SnqF2Iltr5QMkdL2-mk7EQ&s=19

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol she's not getting paid

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

so many crimes, you can't keep track of them all

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

Andy McCarthy: “This whole NY justice system is fraudulent in the sense that these are elected Democrats. She is an elected Democrat who campaigned for office on a vow that she would use the power of the state to get him, which is a Soviet way of going about your business.”

lmao wasn't his entire 2016 campaign about locking up the clintons

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

lmao, constantly amazed at the number of people who think that they're the special one that won't get stiffed by Trump with overwhelming evidence to the contrary

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

drat i just ate the best gyro. now i get to read some more trump.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

VideoKid posted:

he was telling that from the beginning with that stupid snake poem

That was a metaphor. This was quite literal.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
peepaw enjoying his outing in nyc, having a great time

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
We should just close the thread now before we get to the hitler page.

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

lmao, constantly amazed at the number of people who think that they're the special one that won't get stiffed by Trump with overwhelming evidence to the contrary

She's doing it for the exposure. By which I mean that trumlo will expose himself to her, if he hasn't already

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

How it started:



How it's going:

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
How do you think she got the branded laptop. It's from(for) the exposure.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Apraxin posted:

peepaw enjoying his outing in nyc, having a great time



what has two thumbs and billions of dollars?

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

VideoKid posted:

no he isn’t he’s been embezzling from his campaign like crazy

Embezzling to pay his bills because he’s broke. Melania is even using campaign funds to get her hair done (that’s called being smart).

He is broke. You don’t piss away $20k for bail if you have $200k “liquid” cash in the bank as Trump claims he does.

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SirBukkake
Aug 24, 2006
Idk some black dude

Apraxin posted:

peepaw enjoying his outing in nyc, having a great time



ok now I need his infamous jerk-off dance with this same face and demeanor

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