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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

ShadowHawk posted:

To be clear, it's not because we're less weird now, it's just because we're less young

lol yeah this is absolutely it

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Beeftweeter posted:

goons were very horny for everything back then

speak for yourself. I'm still always horny

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I'm gonna join the IDF for the babes

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


why don't they use gay men to thirst trap as well? I thought the military was inclusive now

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

PokeJoe posted:

I'm gonna join the IDF for the babes

theres a reason like 100 million indian guys are really into supporting israel on the internet rn

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


the military has always been well known as a place full of women

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the milfitary

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bump_fn posted:

the milfitary

now we’re talking

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I'm ready to enlist into the milf navy

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Beeftweeter posted:

miltok more like miltank iykwim

roll out was bullshit against 9 year old me and then the jackass wouldn't even give me the badge because she was too busy crying

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I was just talking about the Americas Army game a few days ago w some friends of mine. they have tried so many "hello fellow kids" recruiting tactics

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


"Unfortunately" the US military is finally running out of the goodwill they earned in WW2 among the American peoples

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
fuckin canada geese

they’re starting to be everywhere here in christchurch. they’re displacing our ducks and god drat they make a fuckin mess. I hate those mother fuckers

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


kinda xenophobic echi

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
import emus to kill em all

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Don't you guys have cassowaries or some horrifying poo poo

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Some loving living dinosaur to peck your nards off

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



echinopsis posted:

fuckin canada geese

they’re starting to be everywhere here in christchurch. they’re displacing our ducks and god drat they make a fuckin mess. I hate those mother fuckers

how in the world did they get down there

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


they just flew in and boy are their arms tired

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

how in the world did they get down there

the canadian goose menace recognizes no borders drawn by man

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
is echi bound by any pesky migratory bird treaties?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




Gibson wrote in passing about fashion targeting young men with military styled clothing in his blue ant trilogy, but this is next level depressing :smith:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

echinopsis posted:

fuckin canada geese

they’re starting to be everywhere here in christchurch. they’re displacing our ducks and god drat they make a fuckin mess. I hate those mother fuckers

i hate those honking bastards. they're completely unafraid of people, extremely mean, and take huge shits all over the place

apparently they don't even cook well

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Beeftweeter posted:

i hate those honking bastards. they're completely unafraid of people, extremely mean, and take huge shits all over the place

but enough about your posting

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Beeftweeter posted:

i hate those honking bastards. they're completely unafraid of people, extremely mean, and take huge shits all over the place

apparently they don't even cook well

you may fascinate a goose by playing the harmonica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnYIQq-Wz3Q

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

but enough about your posting

lol and there i was trying to pre-empt a "turn on your monitor" joke

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

dioxazine posted:

you may fascinate a goose by playing the harmonica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnYIQq-Wz3Q

these are not the horrid canadian variety

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

i mean...doesn't the us military have insane problems with sexual assault of soldiers...just...:wtc::psyduck:

They’re going to recruit a bunch of horny douchebags regardless. The really hosed up thing is she got suckered and she’s suckering other people in exchange for getting to do normal e-girl woman-child stuff all day.

Same for recruiters, they wanna go back to their home town and gently caress around at the mall all day and in exchange they run around the mall suckering kids out of that life.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Beeftweeter posted:

these are not the horrid canadian variety

i just wanted you to listen to a harmonica, beef

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I will never listen to a "harmonica"

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I will

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBJ9-y4yjzE

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


he drinks his own piss and plays the harmonica, truly a Canadian wonder

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


No argument here

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


He's like if Christ Hadfield did the opposite of going to space

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
ohio votes on a full abortion ban tomorrow with no exceptions for rape or incest

also weed i guess

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mediaphage posted:

ohio votes on a full abortion ban tomorrow with no exceptions for rape or incest

also weed i guess

a weed ban? how horrible

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


aborted babies should not be smoking weed imo. I'm not sure if this makes me a prude

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

mediaphage posted:

ohio votes on a full abortion ban tomorrow with no exceptions for rape or incest

also weed i guess

i early voted

this is weed attempt 2

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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

mediaphage posted:

ohio votes on a full abortion ban tomorrow with no exceptions for rape or incest

also weed i guess

kind of. the issue specifically legalizes abortion at the constitutional level, so it passing would be a huge blow to the anti-choicers. you are right that it failing would leave the pretty severe restrictions in place.

also come the gently caress on pa how can we be behind ohio on weed

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