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The real trick is rapid fire spooky skeleton > respectful skeleton > christmas skeleton
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Blue Footed Booby posted:My entire groin splits open like a melon and a spermatozoa the size of an infant wriggles, hissing, into an air vent.
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Foxfire_ posted:so basically Tremors 2 (1996) SKREEEEE
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Blue Footed Booby posted:My entire groin splits open like a melon and a spermatozoa the size of an infant wriggles, hissing, into an air vent. 
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Nov 7, 2023 05:02
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Those are some healthy swimmers alright
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Don’t think getting a few million of these out of my dick every time I nut would be worth the excruciating pain tbh
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Nov 7, 2023 05:10
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Imagine how those must sound
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Imagine how those must sound “Imagine”??
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Nov 7, 2023 05:34
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If sperm is proportional to ova, that guy jerked off an ostrich right?
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cult_hero posted:If sperm is proportional to ova, that guy jerked off an ostrich right? Allegedlies
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cult_hero posted:If sperm is proportional to ova, that guy jerked off an ostrich right? I mean, that guy and a friend or two, so's I heard.
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Nov 7, 2023 06:36
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Imagine how those must sound Like stirring mayonnaise? Or do they make little squeaking sounds, like a guinea pig or one of those shrieking frogs
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Nov 7, 2023 06:39
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I heard it was a sick ostrich.
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They sound like the little bug agent smith drops into neo's stomach at the beginning of the matrix
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Seen in an Southwest Airlines flight I took today: Yes I know Boeing 737's are sold internationally to countries that allow smoking on planes but having the sign over an ashtray is still funny to me.
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Nov 7, 2023 06:51
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It's to discourage the people that are going to smoke anyway from throwing their butts (lol) in the toilet.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Seen in an Southwest Airlines flight I took today: Well... sure, but that's been the case for at least thirty years at this point. At least, I can't remember flying on a plane that didn't have "no smoking, and here's the ashtray", and I remember thinking this was weird as a child. Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 08:37 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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As mentioned above, this is for people who will smoke anyway. Now, if you find yourself in a 737 with ashtrays in the hand rests…
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Imagine how those must sound Thanks for reminding me of that Idiot's thread story with the guy who pierced his dick doing sounding with a... I think it was a knitting needle. Story begins to horrify people here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3894960&pagenumber=127&perpage=40&highlight=sounding#post510563163 SerthVarnee has a new favorite as of 09:28 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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On a flight in the 1970s a fire started because someone put a cigarette butt in the toilet garbage bin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varig_Flight_820 As stated in the wiki, it was considered safest to provide somewhere for people to put out their cigs safely.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Imagine how those must sound a wet pop with each one and then the sound of a goldfish flopping around
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Wait, are they supposed to be that small??? 😳
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Trump giving a handy
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Hyperlynx posted:Well... sure, but that's been the case for at least thirty years at this point. I'd have just assumed that removing the ashtray is harder than putting up a sign telling you not to smoke
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It's a gum wrapper disposal
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Imagine how those must sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf4KgZk8rkQ
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pretty sure the ash tray is required to be there by federal law to allow for safe disposal if someone does decide to smoke. has to be in place before the plane is allowed to take off even.
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Nov 7, 2023 14:19
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Dang ol’ eraserhead sperms
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Scratch Monkey posted:Dang ol’ eraserhead sperms That cum you like is going to come back in style.
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Splicer posted:Trump giving a handy 
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`Nemesis posted:pretty sure the ash tray is required to be there by federal law to allow for safe disposal if someone does decide to smoke. has to be in place before the plane is allowed to take off even. It's also there, and in the seat armrests of older aircraft, because those are the settled FAA specifications/certifications for the seat & lav. Changing those specifications costs a fortune.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Seen in an Southwest Airlines flight I took today: The tray is for excessively long smelly logs op
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It actually means the jeggings so it's OK.
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Die regular? In this economy?
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I'm not sure Die being the feminine THE in German is really that funny after all this time? I suppose if you're just finding out
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So what does "relaxed" mean in German
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