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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/LdilSup.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0k09e9u.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ecjCvpQ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/sc5yhXS.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/4gYxIi3.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/a7mZUQE.mp4

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Quick, take away his credit card!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

sweet geek swag posted:

I have never watched a Mr. Beast video, but every time I've seen people get mad at him it is because of something like him paying for blind people's eye surgery or supporting one of his transgender employees. His content looks asinine, but I don't have anything against him.

He's never given me any money so he can't possibly be good.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Kit Walker posted:

Part of the issue is that part of his brand is doing these charitable things, but it just boils down to business. Even if he drops a cool million a year on paying for surgery or whatever, he gets 50 million a year from his videos and sponsorships so it’s just the cost of doing business. Plus he can probably write it off on his taxes anyway. Videos like that will tend to include whoever he helps talking about how thankful they are and how great Mr. Beast is, and it’s kind of gross poverty porn. In short, he’s made a massive business out of pretending he’s a philanthropist. Dude’s worth half a billion dollars at this point. There have also been reports that he’s actually kind of an awful boss who has mistreated his employees badly in the past

It's amazing how dense his defenders are, because their argument starts and ends at; "But he did Good Thing? You would rather he didn't do Good Thing and help those people???" :confused:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Hey gang, just a reminder that if you post a death in this thread, I will loving ban you!


Mods?

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"


both shoes stayed on, it's fine

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

The change in expression is unnerving, but she got that kid pretty good

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

LifeSunDeath posted:

Orbital Burrito Cannon

RODS BURRITOS FROM GOD

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
I really want to know the context behind that woman just straight chaos dunking a fully dressed toddler into a pool.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

1stGear posted:

I really want to know the context behind that woman just straight chaos dunking a fully dressed toddler into a pool.

She had bad vibes.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!

1stGear posted:

I really want to know the context behind that woman just straight chaos dunking a fully dressed toddler into a pool.

To teach the child what to do if they fall into water irl hence the coat

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I dunno about Mr beast. It's like he somehow invented or at least capitalized poverty porn to a business. Moreso than suzanne sommers(sp?) did. I mean I'm glad he helps people but doing it for any reason other than helping is just skeevy.

He's done some good stuff, which is nice, but he and my interests exactly never intersect, so I've never even seen a video of his. Just going off what I've read online about him.

If there was a line for the guillotine, he'd be in it, but he'd be back way behind like, congress or wall street.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I dunno about Mr beast. It's like he somehow invented or at least capitalized poverty porn to a business. Moreso than suzanne sommers(sp?) did. I mean I'm glad he helps people but doing it for any reason other than helping is just skeevy.

He's done some good stuff, which is nice, but he and my interests exactly never intersect, so I've never even seen a video of his. Just going off what I've read online about him.

If there was a line for the guillotine, he'd be in it, but he'd be back way behind like, congress or wall street.

Yeah, I get that, I just don't understand how some people seem to single him out for very specific hatred. He's a greedy bastard, but like, the least harmful greedy bastard. Maybe I'm just hearing from some extremely stupid people.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

sweet geek swag posted:

Yeah, I get that, I just don't understand how some people seem to single him out for very specific hatred. He's a greedy bastard, but like, the least harmful greedy bastard. Maybe I'm just hearing from some extremely stupid people.

Mr Beast burger tastes like how being turned down by your high school crush feels.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

sweet geek swag posted:

Yeah, I get that, I just don't understand how some people seem to single him out for very specific hatred. He's a greedy bastard, but like, the least harmful greedy bastard. Maybe I'm just hearing from some extremely stupid people.

He's a piece of poo poo boss that treats his workers like garbage and doesn't pay them (on top of everything else)

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Bottom Liner posted:

He's a piece of poo poo boss that treats his workers like garbage and doesn't pay them (on top of everything else)

Apparently he models himself after Elon Musk so that sounds completely on brand. :v:

Also he was apparently an investor in a crypto/NFT scheme and promoted it to all his fans but - shock! - it turned out to be a pump and dump scam and a whole lot of them lost their life savings: https://web.archive.org/web/20210504211043/https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/04/technology/mr-beast-youtube.html
...... but depending on how you feel about crypto marks that might not be such a bad thing, lol

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.




lol

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

sweet geek swag posted:

Yeah, I get that, I just don't understand how some people seem to single him out for very specific hatred. He's a greedy bastard, but like, the least harmful greedy bastard. Maybe I'm just hearing from some extremely stupid people.

He's successful, but his demographics skew young. This means any discussion of why he's successful among people over 30 is going to be fertile ground for hot takes justifying why he's bad, actually. I watch his videos sometimes (in a private window so as not to affect my tightly curated 90s music / marble racing / pinball table maintenance video suggestions) and he's not for me but I understand why people watch.

ESDK
Oct 10, 2007


So Mike was an elephant this whole time?

FouRPlaY
May 5, 2010

Robobot posted:

Quick, take away his credit card!

:golfclap:

crusty
Apr 16, 2015

Crustacean
Didn't know anything about Mr Beast until today, but based solely off that screenshot posted earlier of the video titles/thumbnails I loving hate this guy.

Looks like pure "content"... no creativity, no passion, just mining the loving algorithm for clicks.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
As a cat owner I both love and identify with this video, but it's not what I'd show someone who doesn't own a cat if I thought they should get one.

https://twitter.com/ShouldHaveCat/status/1721799697956766033?s=20

Vapor Moon
Feb 24, 2010

Neato!
The Human Font

I wish my country had elephants around to just randomly gently caress things up because elephant.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Vapor Moon posted:

I wish my country had elephants around to just randomly gently caress things up because elephant.

I'm glad we don't, just because I like elephants and I know this country would hunt them to extinction for blocking traffic let alone actual property damage.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

crusty posted:

Didn't know anything about Mr Beast until today, but based solely off that screenshot posted earlier of the video titles/thumbnails I loving hate this guy.

Looks like pure "content"... no creativity, no passion, just mining the loving algorithm for clicks.

Mr Beast is the first guy to 'crack' the algorithm wanted this. While he's not the reason the algorithm wanted it, he is very much the face that started everyone down that path.

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !
Speaking of Youtubers and Schadenfreude, The Escapist just got turbo hosed because all their video guys, including Yatzee, just quit after they fired their editor-in-chief.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

carrionman posted:

The only person I know who actually likes mr beats also spent $200 on a "plug in fuel saver" that's just a led that plugs into a USB port. Which tracks for my opinion of his fans.
I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bad Wolf posted:

Speaking of Youtubers and Schadenfreude, The Escapist just got turbo hosed because all their video guys, including Yatzee, just quit after they fired their editor-in-chief.

I mean, good on them, but I haven't watched anything from escapist in years. I watch a lot of videogame poo poo on youtube and they don't pop up in suggested videos.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Splicer posted:

I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner?

It's less intelligent than you think. Magic box make me money, good you so doo, philadelphia.

Money me now.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Splicer posted:

I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner?
Bro. Plug it in and taste the savings. Stop being held back by negativity

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Splicer posted:

I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner?

Fuel savers are the car equivalent of the rocks they sell to audiophiles to put on top of their stereos, i.e. snake oil

They come in many forms, from plastic junk you plug into your cigarette lighter socket to metal junk you put in your fuel tank

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Splicer posted:

I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner?

Usually it plugs into the OBD port in your car and is supposed to unlock the full fuel efficiency of your car by reprogramming the ECM.

There's also something similar that you plug into a wall outlet of your house that is supposed to trick your electric usage meter or some other dumb poo poo so you save money on your electrical utility bill.

And yeah as you would guess they are literally just an LED. At best, they might even program them to flicker the LED so it looks like it's doing something. At worst, it''ll probably burn your house and/or car down.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Splicer posted:

I've reread this like 6 times and I still cannot understand the "plug in fuel saver". Plug into what? His car? His computer? What fuel is his computer using? Did someone manage to trick people into paying $200 dollars for the privilege of running a usb bitcoin miner?

There's a port to interface with the computer on every post, like 1999, car this is a box with an LED that plugs in to that port.

It's the 'ol dihydrogen fuel saver scam with a much, much lower upfront parts cost.

E;FB, by a lot.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I reject all of this knowledge.

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




haveblue posted:

Obviously the problem is it wasn’t moving fast enough

Right so one of the best business plans I've ever heard was someone in orlur city would wanted to setup a pizza van business. Fine, nothing exceptional there, pizza oven in a van job done. Now the USP was they would drive to your house and make the pizza on your doorstep. Which sounds great until you think for half a second how this works as a business. Either your pizzas are like £40 each or you go bankrupt.

The solution? Maybe they could make the pizzas on the way to the house? I wish more than anything else in this world that they did not get talked out of doing this and they had livestreamed a guy trying to make an artisan pizza in the back of a moving van.

No one who suggested this idea had any food business experience you'll be shocked to hear.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Splicer posted:

I reject all of this knowledge.

Let me tell you about the benefits of a magnetic bracelet.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Air Skwirl posted:

Let me tell you about the benefits of a magnetic bracelet.

At least the magnetic bracelets don't actually do anything

Negative ion bracelets, on the other hand...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7TwBUxxIC0

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Back when I had a car, I got an OBD-II bluetooth plug so I could hook into the diagnostics stuff with my phone, it was neat. Wasn't ever particularly useful for anything but checking what the check engine light meant.

Aramoro posted:

Right so one of the best business plans I've ever heard was someone in orlur city would wanted to setup a pizza van business. Fine, nothing exceptional there, pizza oven in a van job done. Now the USP was they would drive to your house and make the pizza on your doorstep. Which sounds great until you think for half a second how this works as a business. Either your pizzas are like £40 each or you go bankrupt.

The solution? Maybe they could make the pizzas on the way to the house? I wish more than anything else in this world that they did not get talked out of doing this and they had livestreamed a guy trying to make an artisan pizza in the back of a moving van.

No one who suggested this idea had any food business experience you'll be shocked to hear.
This is just the opening to Snow Crash

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Aramoro posted:

Right so one of the best business plans I've ever heard was someone in orlur city would wanted to setup a pizza van business. Fine, nothing exceptional there, pizza oven in a van job done. Now the USP was they would drive to your house and make the pizza on your doorstep. Which sounds great until you think for half a second how this works as a business. Either your pizzas are like £40 each or you go bankrupt.

The solution? Maybe they could make the pizzas on the way to the house? I wish more than anything else in this world that they did not get talked out of doing this and they had livestreamed a guy trying to make an artisan pizza in the back of a moving van.

No one who suggested this idea had any food business experience you'll be shocked to hear.

Stop living in the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjyJRTM0knE

From the man who brought us home delivery fire.

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