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We all die straight.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 17:44 |
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kiimo posted:I'm not sure Die being the feminine THE in German is really that funny after all this time? I suppose if you're just finding out German is just an inherently funny language
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:16 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:German is just an inherently funny language I'm sure they have a word for that
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:17 |
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They do not.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:21 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:25 |
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Antigravitas posted:They do not.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:26 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:German is just an inherently funny language oh for sure.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 18:26 |
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Imagine how those must sound AITA for effectively banning my nephew from masturbating? quote:quote: quote:a commenter posted: quote:OP posted: quote:the full text of the post after the OP edited it posted:
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:05 |
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I cannot imagine how horribly that person got roasted
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:10 |
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They really misunderstood why it's called a 'moneyshot'
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:19 |
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kiimo posted:I cannot imagine how horribly that person got roasted Badly enough that I cannot find the post on Reddit, just a copy from the GBS r/relationships thread. (I am bad at internet and didn't spend much time on it though)
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:19 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:German is just an inherently funny language Germans are known for being humorous but it's actually because they're operating at such a high level that they've built up an impressive tolerance to all manner of tomfoolery
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:25 |
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Desert Bus posted:AITA for effectively banning my nephew from masturbating? The original thread is amazing https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/c6kj3a/aita_for_effectively_banning_my_nephew_from/
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:40 |
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:The original thread is amazing Normal, my favorite thing about these kinds of posts isn't even the weird statements, it's how the statements are just made matter of factly, like obviously this is a universal experience. Doesn't everybody funnel live brine shrimp into their pee holes wherever they're feeling anxious??? But what the gently caress is this dude doing? Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Nov 7, 2023 |
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:46 |
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It doesn’t let me read it but I still just can’t imagine what sound they are talking about unless he’s moaning like a wounded elk while meat handling
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:48 |
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Like stirring a big pot of shells and cheese
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:53 |
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When you nut it sounds like a fusilier regiment firing a volley.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:56 |
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OwlFancier posted:When you nut it sounds like a fusilier regiment firing a volley. I'm really more of an MG 42 kind of guy.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 19:59 |
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My dick blasts sound like someone pouring spare change into a turbine engine
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:03 |
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Amphigory posted:Like stirring a big pot of shells and cheese https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrFPvWyX-i8
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:13 |
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For me it's more like dumping creamed corn on the floor while playing a broken slide whistle. [sound] https://i.imgur.com/k6Eec1y.mp4
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:14 |
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freeedr posted:It doesn’t let me read it but I still just can’t imagine what sound they are talking about unless he’s moaning like a wounded elk while meat handling The r/r thread eventually puzzled it out to be the noise you hear when someone tips a camgirl iirc.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:25 |
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Amphigory posted:Like stirring a big pot of shells and cheese
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:26 |
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Yes Baphomet it shall be as you wish Edit: inglip summoned Mokotow has a new favorite as of 20:39 on Nov 7, 2023 |
# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:36 |
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kiimo posted:I'm not sure Die being the feminine THE in German is really that funny after all this time? I suppose if you're just finding out It's funny. You buffoon.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:43 |
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Soul Dentist posted:So what does "relaxed" mean in German Name of the fit, borrowed from english. The die is for the word ‘Jeans’ which is implied enough by the visual to be safely omitted. kiimo posted:I'm not sure Die being the feminine THE in German is really that funny after all this time? I suppose if you're just finding out It’s not funny and you shouldn’t laugh about it. Luckily this isn’t the feminine definite article, it’s the plural third-person as the implied noun is Jeans.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 20:54 |
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I intend to die as I lived. Relaxed
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 21:05 |
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Grassy Knowles posted:
ach so!
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 21:28 |
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kiimo posted:ach so!
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 21:32 |
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Soul Dentist posted:So what does "relaxed" mean in German die
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:07 |
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Inceltown posted:The r/r thread eventually puzzled it out to be the noise you hear when someone tips a camgirl iirc. Even if that's true, she believes that jerking off makes that sound, which is a wild leap to make, unless maybe she's used to hearing her husband make that sound too? That's the only way I could understand her hearing that sound and immediately thinking "ah hes jerking off". Does that mean her husband uses the same site?
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:26 |
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Die Di und der Dodi, das dödliche Drama
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:28 |
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A Moose posted:Even if that's true, she believes that jerking off makes that sound, which is a wild leap to make, unless maybe she's used to hearing her husband make that sound too? That's the only way I could understand her hearing that sound and immediately thinking "ah hes jerking off". Does that mean her husband uses the same site? It's been ages, but yes, she originally thought masturbation sounded like that because she would hear the sounds in relation to her husband, who apparently was using cam sites frequently. The entire posts make a lot of sense if you replace the word "masturbation" with "going on camgirl sites", right down to the husband saying that there's no reason to be doing it before adulthood. The kid was going on cam sites on his phone in the bathroom and tipping them, likely because he learned about it from the husband, and the OP was incredibly sheltered and had no idea what terminology to use for what the men in her family were doing.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:30 |
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Anonymous Zebra posted:It's been ages, but yes, she originally thought masturbation sounded like that because she would hear the sounds in relation to her husband, who apparently was using cam sites frequently. The entire posts make a lot of sense if you replace the word "masturbation" with "going on camgirl sites", right down to the husband saying that there's no reason to be doing it before adulthood. The kid was going on cam sites on his phone in the bathroom and tipping them, likely because he learned about it from the husband, and the OP was incredibly sheltered and had no idea what terminology to use for what the men in her family were doing. jesus, that's all kinds of gross and sad. Sounds like her husband is grooming their nephew and she's so sheltered its a wonder he allowed her to post on the internet
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:36 |
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Anonymous Zebra posted:It's been ages, but yes, she originally thought masturbation sounded like that because she would hear the sounds in relation to her husband, who apparently was using cam sites frequently. The entire posts make a lot of sense if you replace the word "masturbation" with "going on camgirl sites", right down to the husband saying that there's no reason to be doing it before adulthood. The kid was going on cam sites on his phone in the bathroom and tipping them, likely because he learned about it from the husband, and the OP was incredibly sheltered and had no idea what terminology to use for what the men in her family were doing. And her assumption was that men cum quarters I guess? And she just never thought maybe that’s incorrect. Can’t tell if this woman must have had a boring sex life or an amazing one if she continued to believe that metal shoots out of men as they climax.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:37 |
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HPanda posted:And her assumption was that men cum quarters I guess? And she just never thought maybe that’s incorrect. We can't all have Magneto's powers.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:42 |
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Yeah I dunno, I imagine if you're having any kind of sex at all with someone with a dick you'd probably find out pretty quickly what masturbation and ejaculation must sound like. The camsite theory is just something other posters came up with, but I imagine if it's playing loud enough it's waking up babies the next room over, you'd also be able to hear the actual performer making noise. Also I refuse to believe there's a teen that's dumb enough to watch porn with the sound on regularly while their guardians are home
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 22:43 |
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A Moose posted:jesus, that's all kinds of gross and sad. Sounds like her husband is grooming their nephew and she's so sheltered its a wonder he allowed her to post on the internet Where the hell does this come from? Kids pick things up from parents (or family at least) all the time, unintentionally
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