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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Even with those teeth?

Especially

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SonOfGhostDad
Nov 16, 2022

Takes No Damage posted:

That's his hair, not gills. If this is really your first time seeing this, I envy you:
:nws::nms:
https://peertube.fenarinarsa.com/w/bc122652-9590-49a1-90f0-069a82456920
:nms::nws:
:siren:Link contains full nudity, explicit furry sex and, pausing to emphasize this point, LITERAL oceans of cum:siren:
Song is kind of a banger tho :slick:

my god...
it's perfect

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I’m not really sure what I expected clicking on that.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Not cursed images, but oddly cursed text. Wait for it.
https://idlewords.com/2012/09/no_evidence_of_disease.htm

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Not cursed images, but oddly cursed text. Wait for it.
https://idlewords.com/2012/09/no_evidence_of_disease.htm

I knew what it was going to be from the first sentence :negative:

e:
And I see that I myself have been cursed by the Pizza Mafia :ohdear:

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Not cursed images, but oddly cursed text. Wait for it.
https://idlewords.com/2012/09/no_evidence_of_disease.htm

Yikes

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Imagine waking up with a hangover, going to the bathroom, and finding out that your drunken aim was off and you peed onto the side of your omega toilet roll.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez



running out mid wipe and u have to push a new roll into position like a shithouse sysiphus

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

blatman posted:

shithouse sysiphus

A+ username

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Jeeves, I have the shits. Bring me The Roll.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The Roll, for shits forty kilometers wide.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

someone post the gif about the guy who's wiping his rear end over his back

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Just spin up the roll and wipe your rear end on it like it's a grindstone

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

ready for a full days posting

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Azza Bamboo posted:

Just spin up the roll and wipe your rear end on it like it's a grindstone

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.




Just imagine how many years that would last with a bidet. :sickos:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



The original patented dag rattler


I am eternally grateful for being a not-very-hairy person and having a not-very-hairy arse

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Shithouse Dave posted:

The original patented dag rattler


I am eternally grateful for being a not-very-hairy person and having a not-very-hairy arse

arse hairs lessen the friction caused by sweat in your crack, so actually, you are the one suffering

CuwiKhons
Sep 24, 2009

Seven idiots and a bear walk into a dragon's lair.

blatman posted:

running out mid wipe and u have to push a new roll into position like a shithouse sysiphus

Shithouse Sisyphus, call that Pissyphus.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Shithouse Dave posted:

The original patented dag rattler


I am eternally grateful for being a not-very-hairy person and having a not-very-hairy arse

Guess you've learned to enjoy having fart bubbles roaming around in your crack

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

blatman posted:

running out mid wipe and u have to push a new roll into position like a shithouse sysiphus

One must imagine shithouse Sisyphus constipated

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Evilreaver posted:

One must imagine shithouse Sisyphus constipated

He can poop but he never feels empty

We’ve all been there

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Peak form:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

w00tmonger posted:

Peak form:



would anyone happen to have the animated version?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Karate Bastard posted:

The Roll, for shits forty kilometers wide.

I'm gonna need that roll in two weeks when I prep for a colonoscopy

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The real master move is managing the crease in your crack so that it slides up your back poopy side up

That way your back ends up wiped and ready to go too

E: That was for w00t and pigs both

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Nov 8, 2023

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

ChubbyChecker posted:

would anyone happen to have the animated version?

Would you take a check?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: qne

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Liquid Chicken posted:

Would you take a check?



lol

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Liquid Chicken posted:

Would you take a check?



oh man, if only you could use cheques for anything other than sending money to your grandchildren

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe

The poo poo is flying in the wrong direction. This technique would just cause other problems.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

My Spirit Otter posted:

oh man, if only you could use cheques for anything other than sending money to your grandchildren

Who does that? I use venmo

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

egg_dog posted:

The poo poo is flying in the wrong direction. This technique would just cause other problems.

lemon fresh.

it does not show the direction of pedalling or the inner workings OF THE HUMAN MIND.
its a cartoon from Viz, its almost certainly on purpose.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

staberind posted:

lemon fresh.

it does not show the direction of pedalling or the inner workings OF THE HUMAN MIND.
its a cartoon from Viz, its almost certainly on purpose.

direction of pedalling doesn't matter, it's got a rear derailleur, it's not a fixed gear

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


is this all of yall doing a bit or do they seriously not have butt bikes in america?

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
Semantics, we call them velocipoo'ds and I've never seen one with gears

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
I have a recumbent toilet

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Standing toilets are where it's at these days, much better for your spine

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Captain Hygiene posted:

Standing toilets are where it's at these days, much better for your spine

just use a shop-vac

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I have a penny farting

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