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Worse than Boa. Worse than velcro, even the typical ugly strips. Worse than elastic. Worse than those elastic curly laces. Worse than nothing. Shoelaces are bad. Thank you all for agreeing with me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBBwKWSxoMI
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This post is the kind of low effort I would expect from somebody with Velcro shoes
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they're knot bad, OP
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I can accurately report kids today aren't learning to tie their laces till age 10
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Smugworth posted:This post is the kind of low effort I would expect from somebody with Velcro shoes Correct; Vibram Furoshiki.
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The tips are so much fun to suck on though.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The tips are so much fun to suck on though. They're called aglets bozo
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Smugworth posted:They're called aglets bozo *Ding
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Duck and Cover posted:Worse than Boa. Worse than velcro, even the typical ugly strips. Worse than elastic. Worse than those elastic curly laces. Worse than nothing. Shoelaces are bad. Thank you all for agreeing with me.
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When I take my elevator I untie my shoes so I don't have to waste time doing it when I get in the door
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Anybody wear those shoes that have no soles so your barefeet still touch the ground and get caked in dogshit and loose gravel?
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EorayMel posted:Anybody wear those shoes that have no soles so your barefeet still touch the ground and get caked in dogshit and loose gravel?
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EorayMel posted:Anybody wear those shoes that have no soles so your barefeet still touch the ground and get caked in dogshit and loose gravel? Earthbenders, I guess
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i love my shoe laces, skinny little snakes that keep my feetsies snug
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EorayMel posted:Anybody wear those shoes that have no soles so your barefeet still touch the ground and get caked in dogshit and loose gravel? What
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I love shoelaces, I tie them once a year tops and forget they exist. I'd rather be wearing velcro light up sneakers though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZTFq8hJbQ
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Do we have a derogatory name for the youngest generation yet? Linneals, or some such.
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redshirt posted:Do we have a derogatory name for the youngest generation yet? Linneals, or some such. Alpha? more like gen alfalfa
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EorayMel posted:Anybody wear those shoes that have no soles so your barefeet still touch the ground and get caked in dogshit and loose gravel? i do
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There's a right way and a wrong way to tie shoelaces, and 50% of y'all do it wrong. The loops should lay flat horizontally, not vertically. If yours lay more vertical than horizontal, swoop the other way.
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have you tried a shoehorn op?
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Remember when Vibram five finger shoes were all the rage online? I only ever saw one dude wear those in the wild years ago. And he was a weirdo.
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Remember when Vibram five finger shoes were all the rage online? My dad had and wore some of those...
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brodie0 posted:There's a right way and a wrong way to tie shoelaces, and 50% of y'all do it wrong. The loops should lay flat horizontally, not vertically. If yours lay more vertical than horizontal, swoop the other way. The gently caress??
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redshirt posted:The gently caress?? I don't know how to embed images. Couple paragraphs down on this page shows right and wrong, and I assume tells you at some point how. It's long as poo poo and I didn't read it though. https://bigthink.com/starts-with-a-bang/math-tie-shoes-correct/ The swoop should come up from the bottom
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brodie0 posted:There's a right way and a wrong way to tie shoelaces, and 50% of y'all do it wrong. The loops should lay flat horizontally, not vertically. If yours lay more vertical than horizontal, swoop the other way. it's true! I tied my shoes wrong all these years and now I have bone spurs, hip dysplasia, shoring of the knees, urticating hairs, and a serious nightsoil problem!
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if your shoelaces come undone all the time when you're walking and you think the problem is that you're not tying them up tight enough - you're wrong, the problem is that you're tying them incorrectly.
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Remember when Vibram five finger shoes were all the rage online? I use to wear them but they are kind of a hassle to get on and I don't like talking to people.
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Dicklaces
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How well are your shoes strapped on your feet machines? I tie my shoelaces and start a walking and I have to stop after a few hundred steps and pull and tighten them again. Feeling like I could get knocked out of my shoes at any time is not a good feeling also feeling like I'm walking in sand.
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if you put gum in your shoes they stay on better until it dries, but if you keep moving it should stay moist
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Dicklaces Laces made of dick Or Laces for your dick ?
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don't forget to put on your winter laces it's already snowing
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Agreed 100% OP. People who opt to have shoelaces in this day and age are DUMB!
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![]() but in the 90s if you had these you were the coolest! ![]()
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Remember when Vibram five finger shoes were all the rage online? Same and same. He wore a beret.
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I wear steel toed work boots. Honestly once you've broken in a pair or two even that process isn't that bad and they are real comfortable. Some of the things I've done at job sites I wouldn't trust other footwear, and certainly not other fasteners.
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I exclusively wear slip on shoes or flip flops ![]()
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