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Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Sony Pictures make the worst films on earth.

can we just appreciate the fact that Sony is making a Legend of Zelda movie for a moment

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Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker
ThornyFox already makes the only Legend of Zelda movies I need. :colbert:

Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.

WHY BONER NOW posted:

Maybe they'll cast a lady to be Link

edit: Kristen Stewart for Link

ScarJo for Link, but in Japaneseface because FUUUUCCCKKKKYYYOOOUUUU

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Sony Pictures make the worst films on earth.

:dafuq:

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
The spiderverse movies are okay. The first more than the second

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I hope it's live action and is essentially a parallel of the '93 Mario movie. I want Ganondorf to be played by Javier Bardem, I want Link's abilities to be based in nanotechnology instead of magic, I want Zelda and him to constantly be at each other's throats, and I want them to adopt a baby octorock.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
TayTay as Princess Zelda, movie becomes the top grossing film of all time

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat
Looking forward to watching 120 minutes of cameos of things I already know. It's important that I keep seeing things that I already know in new movies. I like how in the Mario movie there were other things that I already like so I can enjoy the movie. I pointed to all the things I knew on the screen and told my family how I knew what the thing is and that I already liked it but now I like that I get to enjoy it again.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

Electromax posted:

Get Robert Eggers David Lynch to direct Majora's Mask Link's Awakening and I'll watch it

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!
I picked up WarioWare cause I want to drunkenly learn the games and play it with friends. Do I need to progress single player to unlock multiplayer stuff or is everything unlocked for party modes right away.

Edit: Seems to have everything unlocked.

GigaPeon fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Nov 8, 2023

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Netflix make the worst films on earth.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Quantum of Phallus posted:

Sony Pictures make the worst films on earth.

Remember all the takes in this thread about Illumination? No reason just asking

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Huzzah! posted:

cant wait for the nintendo cinamatic universe to culminate in smash bros the movie.

Dave Bautista as Master Hand.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


He wears a disguise looks like Lakitu guys but he's not a man, he's a fishing boo

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008

Apparently according to an interview from several years back, Nintendo wants a boyish woman to play Link. Think they'll stick with that?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


No they will pick the absolute most safe and boring actor

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
Rip all those Orlando Bloom fancasts

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
There's no way Link won't be played by like, Timothee Chalamet or some other current "safe" heart-throb.

Let the dude from The Bear do it. :getin:

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Apparently according to an interview from several years back, Nintendo wants a boyish woman to play Link. Think they'll stick with that?

Chalamet/Swift as the two leads is going to be the first ten billion dollar movie.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Timothee Chalamet for Twink Link

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Dude is kinda old already. By the time they start filming he'll be 30. I suspect they are going to want a younger actor for a guy who is usually a kid, or quite young.

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Anyone but Tom Holland as Link please. Or Zendaya as Zelda.

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

Apparently according to an interview from several years back, Nintendo wants a boyish woman to play Link. Think they'll stick with that?

Link's basically Peter Pan OC DO NOT STEAL, so that tracks.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

glassyalabolas posted:

Anyone but Tom Holland as Link please.

Chris Pratt motherfucker! :Monkeypaw: :sickos:

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Let the Monkey D Luffy guy in a blonde wig be Link but play him exactly the same

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1722069204516413582?s=20

Nintendo Switch eleven years

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014


making a note here, huge success

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

we are getting a live action Zelda movie but not Twilight princess on switch not even wind walker. Oh okay I see how it is

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Wind Waker HD really needs to get off that Wii U island

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
What if they geta child to play Link and it's a live action Wind Waker

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Mister Facetious posted:

What if they geta child to play Link and it's a live action Wind Waker

All the child actors grew up

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Danny Datinkle

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
Director's Cut version of the zelda movie where scenes are edited in weird ways and there's cows embedded in the walls

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Andorra posted:

Director's Cut version of the zelda movie where scenes are edited in weird ways and there's cows embedded in the walls

Oh, so a movie made by AI.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Teaser trailer, you see a tattooed muscular and mostly naked man reach for the triforce. It splits into three.

???: The power balance in the kingdom of Hyrule is about to shift forever

The figure turns around, it's the Rock as Ganon

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ryan Reynolds as Link

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Zelda movie but the timeline looks like that chart from Primer

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

hatty posted:

twitter :words:

It's insane the Switch is almost 8-years-old. I swear it feels like it's coming up on year 5.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
How do you not get Studio Ghibli to make the Zelda movie? Live action Zelda is going to suck rear end. Oh wait, I get it. They have to make the lovely live action one and then in 30 years, they will make a good one.

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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


First of all, Zelda is not particularly Ghibli-esque so jot that down

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