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AreWeDrunkYet posted:Even with those teeth? Especially
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Takes No Damage posted:That's his hair, not gills. If this is really your first time seeing this, I envy you: my god... it's perfect
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# ? Nov 6, 2023 22:30 |
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I’m not really sure what I expected clicking on that.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 01:04 |
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Not cursed images, but oddly cursed text. Wait for it. https://idlewords.com/2012/09/no_evidence_of_disease.htm
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 02:31 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Not cursed images, but oddly cursed text. Wait for it. I knew what it was going to be from the first sentence e: And I see that I myself have been cursed by the Pizza Mafia
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 03:48 |
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Not cursed images, but oddly cursed text. Wait for it. Yikes
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 04:10 |
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Imagine waking up with a hangover, going to the bathroom, and finding out that your drunken aim was off and you peed onto the side of your omega toilet roll.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 04:59 |
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running out mid wipe and u have to push a new roll into position like a shithouse sysiphus
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 05:20 |
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blatman posted:shithouse sysiphus A+ username
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 05:25 |
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Jeeves, I have the shits. Bring me The Roll.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 09:37 |
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The Roll, for shits forty kilometers wide.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 09:39 |
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someone post the gif about the guy who's wiping his rear end over his back
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 09:57 |
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Just spin up the roll and wipe your rear end on it like it's a grindstone
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 10:26 |
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ready for a full days posting
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 11:58 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Just spin up the roll and wipe your rear end on it like it's a grindstone
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 12:32 |
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Just imagine how many years that would last with a bidet.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 13:03 |
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The original patented dag rattler I am eternally grateful for being a not-very-hairy person and having a not-very-hairy arse
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 13:39 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:The original patented dag rattler arse hairs lessen the friction caused by sweat in your crack, so actually, you are the one suffering
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 14:05 |
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blatman posted:running out mid wipe and u have to push a new roll into position like a shithouse sysiphus Shithouse Sisyphus, call that Pissyphus.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 14:11 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:The original patented dag rattler Guess you've learned to enjoy having fart bubbles roaming around in your crack
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 16:01 |
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blatman posted:running out mid wipe and u have to push a new roll into position like a shithouse sysiphus One must imagine shithouse Sisyphus constipated
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 17:21 |
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Evilreaver posted:One must imagine shithouse Sisyphus constipated He can poop but he never feels empty We’ve all been there
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 17:23 |
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Peak form:
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:47 |
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w00tmonger posted:Peak form: would anyone happen to have the animated version?
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:19 |
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Karate Bastard posted:The Roll, for shits forty kilometers wide. I'm gonna need that roll in two weeks when I prep for a colonoscopy
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:31 |
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The real master move is managing the crease in your crack so that it slides up your back poopy side up That way your back ends up wiped and ready to go too E: That was for w00t and pigs both Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Nov 8, 2023 |
# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:38 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:would anyone happen to have the animated version? Would you take a check?
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:38 |
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E: qne
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:38 |
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Liquid Chicken posted:Would you take a check? lol
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:40 |
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Liquid Chicken posted:Would you take a check? oh man, if only you could use cheques for anything other than sending money to your grandchildren
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:49 |
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The poo poo is flying in the wrong direction. This technique would just cause other problems.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:51 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:oh man, if only you could use cheques for anything other than sending money to your grandchildren Who does that? I use venmo
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:53 |
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egg_dog posted:The poo poo is flying in the wrong direction. This technique would just cause other problems. lemon fresh. it does not show the direction of pedalling or the inner workings OF THE HUMAN MIND. its a cartoon from Viz, its almost certainly on purpose.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 03:05 |
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staberind posted:lemon fresh. direction of pedalling doesn't matter, it's got a rear derailleur, it's not a fixed gear
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 04:16 |
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is this all of yall doing a bit or do they seriously not have butt bikes in america?
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 05:25 |
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Semantics, we call them velocipoo'ds and I've never seen one with gears
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 05:29 |
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I have a recumbent toilet
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 05:31 |
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Standing toilets are where it's at these days, much better for your spine
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 05:33 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:Standing toilets are where it's at these days, much better for your spine just use a shop-vac
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I have a penny farting
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