Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Baron von Eevl posted:

From how it ends, probably to show off the cutting board.

Ironhead posted:

Yeah based on the stack of cutting boards, I'm guessing she's a street vendor selling them?
I think the pitch might be "or else"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I would buy a cutting board.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Platystemon posted:

I would buy a cutting board.
Buy two :geno:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


oh never mind, it's your arm

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mobby_6kl posted:



oh never mind, it's your arm

Yes, but I am also happy to see you.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I’ve been dickpocketed!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


I swear, only the tip!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I think it's the typeface they used that made me read it wrong:

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think it's the typeface they used that made me read it wrong:

I bet it was mostly used to copy the Atari porn games, though...

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Uthor posted:

I bet it was mostly used to copy the Atari porn games, though...

The what now??

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




3D Megadoodoo posted:

The what now??

I think Custer's Revenge is the most known. I've never played Atari but that game is very famous.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think it's the typeface they used that made me read it wrong:
"Prom Blaster" is an odd choice in as of itself

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

PROM being "programmable ROM"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The what now??

https://cinemassacre.com/atari-porn-angry-video-game-nerd-avgn-episode-32/

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
Do you think the Atari porn games could be sold uncensored in Japan because the cocks are already pixelated?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's the thing that gives people priapism.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Behold, a mighty predator!

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
{ancient mappishly} HERE BE SEADICKS

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It has a symbiotic relationship with Bobbit worms.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
HIC PENI

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Thar she blows

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Succulent.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Looks horny

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




What a prick

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Karate Bastard posted:

That's the thing that gives people priapism.

almost. theyre both named after the Greek god Priapus who had a big dick

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




https://i.imgur.com/l2ax9QK.mp4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

^

That's a razor clam. The appendage that shoot out of the water are the siphons, and they are used for pumping water. The pale appendage on the other end is the foot that is used for digging.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

it's a self propelled dongus is what it is

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Self-Propelled Chungus should be Jim Stephanie Sterling's opening band

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Look I know a dick when I see one.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
If you're ever in doubt hit me up

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



We could call a doctor to make rules for this. Brules about drongus.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
that dick is tasty eating

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



seems legit.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


The rare NWS/Burger thread crossover.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


When I'm craving a burger, it can be hard to decide if I want to shove 5 Guys or Dick's in my mouth.

Of course I'm partial to the latter, since I've been gobbling Dick's since I was a child.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply